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Tight Baggy Jeans Achieve Holy Grail Of Pants

jaydot — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:50:31 EDT

for when you absolutely, positively have to be taken seriously. and by taken seriously, i mean look like you just shit in your pants.

way to be. more people to avoid.

jaydot

Tight Baggy Jeans Achieve Holy Grail Of Pants

arirang — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:59:39 EDT

that looks like my kid's ass when he's taken a dump in his pullups

arirang

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WordSalad — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:37:58 EDT

This could be the new Amish porn!

WordSalad

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VanTwee — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:40:10 EDT

@SuperBien: I believe you're thinking of... Jodeci!

[www.njs4ever.com]

VanTwee

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RedHotAries — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:52:58 EDT

I just told my pre-pubescent son that if I ever catch him in a pair of these I'm gonna whip his ass....both of them!

RedHotAries

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clothespin — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:56:25 EDT

This is awesome actually. It's The Penguin meets Eminem.

Finally!

clothespin

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clothespin — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:55:19 EDT

Oops I Crapped My Pants. (SNL... so funny... so long ago.)

clothespin

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Lambasted — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:25:25 EDT

If you want to look like circus clown that even other clowns make fun of, then wear your pants.

I am not sure I could contain myself if I saw someone waddling down the street wearing these. I could even walk right up to them and laugh in their face. No worries about getting beat down either because by the time they took their pants off to run faster than a waddle, I'd be out of there. Catch me if you can, you freak penguin sucka!

Lambasted

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Saxon 212 — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:54:29 EDT

They will only work in the ugly parts of Brooklyn,you know who you are.

Saxon 212

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CaptainHangNail — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:00:27 EDT

@Sarcastro: Frugal!

CaptainHangNail

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Priam — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:47:58 EDT

Weren't these the pants that everyone wore in the new star trek episodes when they had time off?

Priam

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A Puckish Satire of Contemporary Mores — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:18:14 EDT

These looks like a novice designer ran out of fabric.

A Puckish Satire of Contemporary Mores

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summeroflove — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:15:55 EDT

@McCheeburger: Make those into a woman's blouse and I bet that person will be very rich.

summeroflove

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McCheeburger — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:04:50 EDT

"Does my ass look like it has four cheeks in these?"

McCheeburger

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Tenno — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:04:11 EDT

It's clearly made for spider people with swollen egg sacs and skinny, fashionable legs.

Tenno

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Kickstartheart — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:36:03 EDT

Now just wear them backwards ala Kris Kross and you're set!

Kickstartheart

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lasertronic — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:34:10 EDT

I'm glad they finally let the oompa loompas wear denim at work. I would imagine its very hard to keep white pants clean at the chocolate factory.

lasertronic

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Sarcastro — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:33:48 EDT

@CaptainHangNail: Likewise, but I save a great deal of money by simply crapping in pants I already own.

Sarcastro

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dummyfakeroller — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:33:44 EDT

Those suspenders seem a bit unnecessary. Are they also high waisted? Where can I get a pair? I've always wanted to gain a spare tire around my crotch.

dummyfakeroller

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summeroflove — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:31:53 EDT

So the post-gastric bypass look is really taking off nowdays.

summeroflove

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fivehole — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:24:39 EDT

@LeGagneur: @glitter: you know, zubaz are in the midst of a renaissance and stuff.

fivehole

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Spirit Fingers — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:21:23 EDT

...because a poop-chute is sexy.

Spirit Fingers

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FitnessMadeSimple — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:13:29 EDT

If Fallout Boy, Ronald McDonald and a Canadian Mountie all had sex and somehow spawned a piece of clothing, this is what their offspring would look like.

FitnessMadeSimple

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SuperBien — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:10:56 EDT

@NinaHagen: Don't forget tri-corner hats, too!

SuperBien

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luciluce666 — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:10:03 EDT

As an actual working pants designer, I'm going to go out there and say that the Japanese kids have been wearing this type of style, we've been calling it the "carrot," for a few years now. And they make it look damn good.

Leave it to us Americans to bastardize a trend beyond what is visually acceptable.

This pant pictured in the opener is an ABOMINATION and should be dealt with promptly via incineration.

The factory workers should be flogged (but not their hands they still need to sew) and forced into prohibition.

And the designer… (WTF... seriously?!!!)... well, let's just say a date with JFP is the least of the torture that should be implemented. I'm thinking excessive shock treatment delivered to the nether regions with those very suspenders would be most appropriate.

I mean, it looks like Ronald McDonald meets Ol'MacDonald at the TOOL factory to go run a drive by on St. Marks Place!

For shame, fashion industry, for shame.

luciluce666

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qbrad — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:08:56 EDT

Um, I coined the term "Pants Pants" some summers ago in central park. Was a rollerblader wearing patchwork pants that were clearly made from pants. ipso fatso.
Please deposit one nickel for every mention of Pants pants. thank you.

qbrad

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WideStanceRomancer — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:06:34 EDT

@CaptainHangNail: Yes, these pants will make us look like we've been crapping our pants since before it was cool to crap one's pants!

WideStanceRomancer

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CaptainHangNail — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:57:55 EDT

I, for one, prefer to look like I have recently crapped my pants. So these are ideal.

CaptainHangNail

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snappyface — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:54:27 EDT

@lionel-mandrake: That's it! They're denim versions of Burt's pants during the dance with the penguins in Mary Poppins.

snappyface

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kathotdog — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:52:36 EDT

But you could steal meat at the food store and hid it in your pants! The tight legs prevent the meat from falling out! They're great for hiding hams!

kathotdog

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glitter — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:52:08 EDT

@LeGagneur: That sounds like almost too much to wish for. I suppose if there is a God....

glitter

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StrawBerryShortCake — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:49:17 EDT

@Clare: this is why i don't wear pants to hipster parties. no one seems to mind

StrawBerryShortCake

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NinaHagen — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:46:24 EDT

@SuperBien: Yes! And powdered wigs for all!

NinaHagen

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Clare — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:44:24 EDT

I caved in and bought a pair of $15 tapered Levis a couple of years ago at TJ Maxx. They've paid for themselves many retarded hipster dance parties over. But I will never give up my boot-cut numbers. Why? Because I like my jeans to be flattering, not make my ass look even bigger, thanks.

Clare

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lionel-mandrake — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:44:03 EDT

I saw two young men wearing these. Because of the uncontrollable grin I had on my face, I think they thought I was checking them out.

I truly can't articulate the silliness of this garment in real-life. The missing part of the picture is that you can't really walk in these pants. You just kind of shuffle-walk, sort of like when you have to run to the phone while in the middle of going to the bathroom.

As you can tell, they made an impression.

lionel-mandrake

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SuperBien — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:41:46 EDT

@NinaHagen: @snappyface:

SuperBien

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Looker — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:39:47 EDT

Oh, these are so fantastically bad I hope they are real. They look like a Home Economics sewing project gone horribly wrong.

Looker

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DonPardoCalrissian — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:38:06 EDT

He's like an old-timey indie movie director.

DonPardoCalrissian

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LeGagneur — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:37:43 EDT

@glitter: Maybe like a pattern similar to the Zoomba pants?

LeGagneur

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SuperBien — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:37:02 EDT

@beantownbastard: Maybe, but similar pants were around back in 1984 and breakdancers loved 'em . . .

SuperBien

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snappyface — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:36:43 EDT

@NinaHagen: Agreed! A ruffled shirt would also be appropriate.

snappyface

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Don Is — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:36:37 EDT

Is it safe now to use the adjective oompaloompa-looking?

Don Is

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snappyface — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:35:49 EDT

@valarmorghulis: Whoops! Great minds and all...

snappyface

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pre555soul — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:33:45 EDT

I assume that one can only waddle like Charlie Chaplin in those.

pre555soul

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NinaHagen — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:32:21 EDT

@snappyface: Instead of the sneakers, I think there needs to be some sort of Restoration footwear - with a buckle and a nice heel.

NinaHagen

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Sarcastro — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:32:15 EDT

Time to dry clean the jodhpurs.

Sarcastro

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beantownbastard — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:31:25 EDT

Breeches? Riding crops? Something an aging British hipster wears to the races or somesuch.

beantownbastard

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SuperBien — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:30:51 EDT

C'mon now! M.C. Hammer rocked pants like these in 1990 . . .

This is hardly a "breakthrough development" in fashion history.

SuperBien

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NinaHagen — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:30:16 EDT

Wait - I saw these on the Land's End overstock page.

NinaHagen

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snappyface — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:29:50 EDT

So, we've come full circle to pantaloons?

snappyface

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Clarence Rosario — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:28:39 EDT

Stop!

Hammer Time!

Clarence Rosario

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StrawBerryShortCake — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:28:09 EDT

@cockfightbarmitzvah: do they also double as baby carrier? that could be interesting

StrawBerryShortCake

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nozzle — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:28:03 EDT

@spleen:

I think you meant 2pacalypse.

nozzle

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hamburgerhotdog — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:27:41 EDT

We all know your balls aren't THAT big.

hamburgerhotdog

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valarmorghulis — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:27:23 EDT

HA, they're reverse pantaloons!

valarmorghulis

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toomuchawesome — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:27:18 EDT

To quote M. Kors: "The crotch on those pants is INSANE."

toomuchawesome

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Colonel Mustard — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:27:16 EDT

Those are as ugly on the outside as Ann Coulter is on the inside.

Colonel Mustard

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pre555soul — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:27:08 EDT

Second ass, take me away!

pre555soul

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cockfightbarmitzvah — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:26:43 EDT

These pants come with your choice of either a limited edition Fall Out Boy box set or an autographed picture of Pete Wentz.

cockfightbarmitzvah

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spleen — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:26:29 EDT

apocalypse. dang it. Too lazy to spell check. Mea culpa.

spleen

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depardoo — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:26:05 EDT

Didn't America Ferrara wear those in the movie?

depardoo

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friend_of_a_friend — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:25:18 EDT

Double-butt is a terrible look. For everyone. Including hip-hop-hipsters.

friend_of_a_friend

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millwhistle — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:24:58 EDT

Aren't all suspenders gratuitous, though? Unless you're Amish?

millwhistle

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aeebee — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:24:11 EDT

i've always wanted two butts and a long crotch...

aeebee

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BadUncle — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:23:15 EDT

It's like sagging old man pants. Perfect for elephantiasis.

BadUncle

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famousauthor — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:22:24 EDT

I believe this is the PETA version of leather pants.

famousauthor

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arguablythemostfamous — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:22:19 EDT

perfect if your fashion vision is "stumpy/urban"

arguablythemostfamous

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depardoo — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:22:14 EDT

Wearing this mess, with the right shoes, one could easily affect the look of a retarded Austrian farmer.

depardoo

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spleen — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:22:03 EDT

Truly, these are a sign of the Apocolypse.

spleen

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glitter — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:21:59 EDT

Oh those are... those are ...

I don't really know what to say.
I hope one day they come in different colors.

glitter

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NoWireHangers — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:21:58 EDT

Doopity Doo!

NoWireHangers

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belltolls — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:21:35 EDT

Trust the Gorton's fisherman.

belltolls

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fiveinchtaint — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:21:12 EDT

No fucking way is that for real. Is this from the Onion?

fiveinchtaint

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CMG — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:20:57 EDT

there are no words.

CMG