<![CDATA[Scientology's Party Boat Docked Due to Asbestos - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Scientology's Party Boat Docked Due to Asbestos - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Scientology's Party Boat Docked Due to Asbestos]]> @Artful Slinger says...: (Thetans in the reply key, apparently) I soooo want to read that thesis! I sent you a PM about it.

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology's Party Boat Docked Due to Asbestos]]> Scientologists don't BELIEVE in Asbestos. Problem solved!

aradiantsulkninja

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology's Party Boat Docked Due to Asbestos]]> "All right, OT VIII's, it's the moment you've been waiting for. Upon reaching this most coveted of all OT levels, you've all received a complementary gift bag filled with prizes! Of course, by 'prizes', I mean 'tumors', and by 'gift bags', I mean 'your lungs'."

~actual quote by David Micaviage.

DoctorTormento

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A little slow aren't we Gawker. I sent you guys this story yesterday. Thanks for the link:) You're welcome.

[glosslip.com]

DawnOlsen

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology's Party Boat Docked Due to Asbestos]]> @Botswana Meat Commission FC: @JinxyMcDeath: After visiting that fine city and being stalked going in and out of every building, I was intrigued enough to do my senior thesis on Co$ and its affects within Hollywood. I am still on their mailing list to this day. Got a letter from L.Ron just a few days ago. He's more prolific than Tupac!

ArtfulSlingerBARACKED THE VOTE

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology's Party Boat Docked Due to Asbestos]]> Asbestos is the new black[lung].

Benovite

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology's Party Boat Docked Due to Asbestos]]> @Xylo: Also, cancer (I don't know if this includes mesothelioma in official Sci thinking) is caused by some kind of 2D relationship difficulty. Apparently. (Has anyone ever investigated these bozos for practicing medicine without a license??)

Xylo

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology's Party Boat Docked Due to Asbestos]]> Apparently the official thinking goes something like this: L. Ron Hubbard was an "expert" in all things nautical and sailor-y, he only ever wrote about the dangers of fibreglass (which was evidently removed from the ship in mass quantities); therefore asbestos is not a dangerous material. /eyerolling

Xylo

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology's Party Boat Docked Due to Asbestos]]> A European fellow gave the Freewinds Ship Office a ring:


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Scientology's line seems to be that the ship is just being refitted and hasn't been quarantined... really.

I wouldn't be surprised if the CoS knowingly exposed its member to asbestos for years, as it seems in line with some of the past behavior of the organization.

clare_j

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology's Party Boat Docked Due to Asbestos]]> (As sung to the Love Boat theme)

Lungs
Exciting and blue
Lungs
Come aboard
We're destroying you!

Asbestos - offering something for everyone
Asbestos - soon you'll be needing another lung

Sweet Panda Love

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology's Party Boat Docked Due to Asbestos]]> If I need to be sealed and docked, Curacao couldn't be a better place.

miss_msry

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology's Party Boat Docked Due to Asbestos]]> @JinxyMcDeath:
Did you read the Radar story about Scientology v. Anonymous?

A lot of it was just the writer walking around the streets of Clearwater and being followed/photographed.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology's Party Boat Docked Due to Asbestos]]> And I thought space aliens ate asbestos for breakfast!? Duh.

cog_in_wheel

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology's Party Boat Docked Due to Asbestos]]> I don't trust anybody from Curacao. Where was Andruw Jones when this was going on?

SoleilMoonPie

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology's Party Boat Docked Due to Asbestos]]> I grew up in Clearwater, Florida...I can assure you that they don't care if any of their members die...as long as they aren't rich and famous (see: Lisa McPherson).

JinxyMcDeath

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology's Party Boat Docked Due to Asbestos]]> It would be really terrible if nearly every top-levl OT-whatever Scientologist suddendly died.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology's Party Boat Docked Due to Asbestos]]> I thought that they were angels, but to my surprise
Thetans climbed aboard their starship and headed for the skies
Singing come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology's Party Boat Docked Due to Asbestos]]> Is there an e-meter large enough to audit a ship?

PickleTitsTurner

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology's Party Boat Docked Due to Asbestos]]> That explains all the celebrities I see coming and going from Weitz and Luxenberg's offices...

digitalsmoothie

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology's Party Boat Docked Due to Asbestos]]> Sillies, its not Asbestos, it's Inspiration Ions left by the clearest ancestors to guide us to our highest operating levels. The hacking cough, wheezing and black lung are all just signs that you are not yet open enough to accept their teachings.

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology's Party Boat Docked Due to Asbestos]]> The ship needs to be Xenuded of this carcinogen.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology's Party Boat Docked Due to Asbestos]]> That explains a lot. It's all crystal clear to me now. Where do I sign up again?

tempest

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