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Please Politely Welcome Jeffrey Goldberg to the Internet

naboo — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:08:08 EDT

@Ryan Tate: Glad you enjoyed my pitch. Now that you're on the inside, please pass it on to Denton and tell him I'm very willing to write "Whoretastic" or whatever silly name he comes up with for minimum wage and the occasional Nikola Tamindzic portrait.

naboo

Please Politely Welcome Jeffrey Goldberg to the Internet

Pareene — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:51:05 EDT

@Ryan Tate: well i use "old" not so much chronologically as simply to mean "staffer at the atlantic."

Pareene

Please Politely Welcome Jeffrey Goldberg to the Internet

Ryan Tate — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:47:43 EDT

@naboo: That's only once they put him on pay-for-hits! Plus, that would be a better blog.

@Pareene: How old is too old for the wading pool BECAUSE YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LEAVE no matter how nasty the water gets.

Ryan Tate

Please Politely Welcome Jeffrey Goldberg to the Internet

Dickdogfood — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:34:11 EDT

Jeffrey Goldberg, if you're reading this, I will send you a coupla mix-CDs of reasonably new music if it prevents you from writing about Dylan and Springsteen. For real. Hit me up, man. (NB: I like house music.)

Dickdogfood

Please Politely Welcome Jeffrey Goldberg to the Internet

naboo — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:20:27 EDT

FIXED: "I hope to blog, when the spirit moves me, on the future of whores, the coarsening of American whores, the Jewish predisposition toward whores, the Mets (see "whores"), Dylan and whores, the perfidies of whores, whores in Africa, gun whores, the civilizational struggle within whores, airline whores, screenwriting whores and the bleakness of whores."

naboo

Please Politely Welcome Jeffrey Goldberg to the Internet

otherkate — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:57:11 EDT

I tried to take a look at his posts but they were a total TLDR for me.

otherkate

Please Politely Welcome Jeffrey Goldberg to the Internet

if_i_only_had_a_heart — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:56:00 EDT

what u said: another boring boomer who is way late into the game

grey belly button lint; let me show u it

if_i_only_had_a_heart

Please Politely Welcome Jeffrey Goldberg to the Internet

MrInBetween — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:51:33 EDT

What a pathetic clown. Sounds as if he could use some "sensitivity training" from Lady Julia.

MrInBetween

Please Politely Welcome Jeffrey Goldberg to the Internet

Bell County — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:46:38 EDT

Wal-Mart... perfidious? I'm going to have to re-evaluate some things. Can I continue to read blogs from an ashram?

Bell County

Please Politely Welcome Jeffrey Goldberg to the Internet

Hamilton Nolan — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:44:57 EDT

Ha. Now we just need some pictures of him drunk.

Hamilton Nolan