<![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> @Kickstartheart: Ah... missed that reference...might have to play that game tonight just to refresh the neurons.

tamoko

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> @tamoko: Uh, no. It's a reference to E. Honda's bath house stage in Street Fighter.

Kickstartheart

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> @Kickstartheart: Ah...disrepecting the Peeps?

tamoko

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> @Pope John Peeps II: Preferably done when they are backed against the wall...of your bath house.

Kickstartheart

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> Regardless, he is one hot Eurofuck.

phlox

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> @Kickstartheart: Ha! And if you're a big fat guy, you just have to mash the X button really fast.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> "The real question is how do you survive a street fight?"

Easy. Down + down-forward + forward and punch. Repeatedly.

Kickstartheart

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> He's got what Justin Bond calls "a touch of the 'tard"-- meaning (I think), hot in a pitiable way.

Lucia Toledo

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> @Bof: also it's hard to see their friend coming at you with a broken bottle in his/her hand. and I can never get my jaw to stop quivering... doesn't look good.

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> Looking into someones eyes is great for candlelit dinners and all but you probably want to be looking at their hands. Ya know just, in case they decide to get all stabby...

Bof

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> @gringuitico: and he's totally ripped

the biceps are a little excessive

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> Bas Ruten he is not...

DANGADA DANGADA DANG!

The Dewd

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> Veal Snarky Eye
Sneaky larv-eye


Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> Save Leaky Erny

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> He's even Vayner now than he was junior year.

Muzzy van Hossmere

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> Any Kevlar Eyes

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> @hamburgerhotdog: I'd take your dad's advice over this guy's any day, on any topic!

Our Lady of the Massacre

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> Every Yale Sank

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> Oh yeah and,...
Very Yale Snake (or Sneak)

Did I mention I'm supposed to be working?


Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> That pic is a whole lotta [h((n)]ot.
It's downright JFPian. We just need an American flag, a Beemer, a fake book wall and vinyl loafers.


BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> @Vlad the Impala: You forgot...
Yale Skare Envy
Sneaky Yale Rev
Y Reveal Snakey




Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> so where's he working now? who took a chance on GENIUS?

debord at work

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> Does he fight without the speedo's? When and where?

Rumpelstilskin

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> @Vlad the Impala:

Aren't anagrams fun? My full name comes out to "A Dark Lowly Democracy."

Ed

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> @Vlad the Impala: your name is perfect

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> I think probably I'll just outsource my streetfighting to the adorable little squirrel pictured in his blog post. It is so adorable! And I can keep it in my coat pocket and sometimes talk to it when I'm lonely!

Cory

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> I agree with Nard38. He can't be real. He's an elaborate viral campaign for a VH1 reality show nearly three years in the making.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> There are some very good Aleksy Vayner anagrams:

A Yank Severely
Anal Every Keys
Salary Eke Envy
Ye Reveals Yank
Leave Ye Snarky
See Knavery Lay
Easy Yank Lever

Vlad the Impala

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> They should've put this guy into GTA IV. It would be so satisfying to beat the piss out of him.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> I read his advice and thought "that's almost exactly the advice I would give someone about a street fight".

Then I thought about the fact that I have a few black belts in various disciplines of Japanese martial arts.

Then I looked out down from the window of my plush office at Bryant Park.

Then I thought "Thank God I didn't have a video camera in college."

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> I get the feeling he's subjected to more swirlies than bar brawls.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> this guy clearly has no idea what he is talking about when it comes to fighting on the streets of New Jack City... never trust a guy who works out compulsivley, went to YALE and wears speedos while flexing. Everything you need to know can be learned from GTA IV.

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> I don't know about him being a street-fightin' man and all.

I think he would introduce himself as a man of wealth and taste.

Smitros

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> @Mediahohoho: What would GWB say?

[www.slate.com]

McCheeburger

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> @Mediahohoho:

And what's up with the hieroglyphics? Is it coded message in Wingdings?

downlow

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> As the daughter of a former Hell's Angel slash almost WWF wrestler, that is the worst advice I have ever heard, and I've never lost a street fight.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> I don't know he seems sort of nice....

gringuitico

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> He's not real. The "resume" thing started on April Fool's Day in 2006. He's CGI, and his name spelled backwards is "Rapist Yodel."

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> I know it's not his first language and all, but shouldn't an Ivy education confer some skill at English? Anyone?

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Tips On Street Fighting from Yale Fantasist Aleksey Vayner]]> He must've been absent the day they taught the difference between "personable" and "personal" at Yale.

bryan472

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