<![CDATA[Smahts - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Smahts - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Smahts]]> Nobody uses public intellectuals anymore now that you can just carry a cellular one.

immegulate

]]> <![CDATA[Smahts]]> I blog, ergo I'm public.

8Millionth

]]> <![CDATA[Smahts]]> Dan Quayle. Dan Quayle!

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Smahts]]> Richard!
Smahtest LOLs!

MyCubeHas3Sides

]]> <![CDATA[Smahts]]> RICK ASTLEY!!!!

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Smahts]]> @Bell County: ha!

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[Smahts]]> Before he won his Nobel prize, Orhan Panuk was on the verge of being banned from Butler Library. Apparently the man enjoyed defecating in the stacks. Now one of the Work Study kids is discretely dispatched to follow him, armed with a St. Bernard-sized pooper-scooper

4Cats

]]> <![CDATA[Smahts]]> NewToForeignPolicy

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Smahts]]> I'm voting for Tinsley Mortimer, as she's obviously an intellectual - my only quibble is that if she's public enough about it.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Smahts]]> I'm voting only for the nominees whose names I can't pronounce.

GollyG

]]> <![CDATA[Smahts]]> Tionna.

Smitros

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