<![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert? - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert? - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @La Cieca: Thank you, and thanks for the All About Eve bonus!

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]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> How is this not Dominick Dunne? For all of them.

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]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> The short columnist with the ginormous ego is Mike Lupica.

The One

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> "You can tell the world my dick has a ring
You can pose half naked for Vanity Fair
Or you can tell your friends that i can't fucking sing
And laugh and joke how much the public cares"

fuzzymuffins

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @scroll_lock: Select "preview comment" and then (don't ask me why) leave off the closing bracket (>) on your img src tag.

When the image shows up the preview, then you're doing it right.

La Cieca

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> Wes Anderson. I feel that it's Wes Anderson attempting to immerse himself more fully in Harold and Maude.

TempleDrake

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> LiLo's Dad Michael, Musto From Village Voice, Who The Fuck Cares, and Brett Ratner . . .

SuperBien

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @scroll_lock: I hate HTML snafus. Trying again

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]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> A-List director who is around 30...Wes Anderson? I'd say Ratner but he's always got a P.Y.T. on his arm.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @Sarcastro: Just make sure you're appropriately attired for the fun:

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]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> I SO misread the last one.

tribalpottery

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @scroll_lock: Man, that feels good.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @Sarcastro: You are CORRECT, sir!

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]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @tribalpottery: unfortunately, george lucas hasn't been "half their age" (i.e. in his thirties) for several decades.

slowtraincoming

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @scroll_lock: Will you be the Ed McMahon to my random Carson fill-in host?

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @if_i_only_had_a_heart: Well, how, then, do you perambulate?

*ZING*

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> The Prince Albert has to be Pimpa Smurf Simpson.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @Sarcastro: why yes as a matter of fact

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @if_i_only_had_a_heart: that's what Goldilocks said about Papa Bear.

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]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @Sarcastro: HIII-YO!!

@crotchety: This message brought to you by the Baby Carrot Lobby.

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]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @scroll_lock: not too big and not too small ... just right

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @scroll_lock: Fret not! The range of acceptable sizes is much wider than many people would have you believe.

crotchety

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @VoxPopuli: I'm happy to report he is almost as huge as Santa but not quite as huge as the Tooth Fairy! Sorry, just "egging" you on.

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]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @scroll_lock: I'm hung like a Snuffalupagus.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @valarmorghulis: @if_i_only_had_a_heart: Do you have eight-pound balls?

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @scroll_lock: What? The Easter Bunny's hung like a horse? I know there's a some sort of egg joke to be made, but I'll stop there.

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> Guys, sorry to ruin it for everyone but the "size doesn't matter" lie is just to keep guys from flinging themselves off a building. Skill matters greatly, but so does size. After you've had some time to digest the news, I have something to tell you about the Easter Bunny.

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]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @Sarcastro: is your refrigerator running?

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @Sarcastro: nope, in a bag.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @Sarcastro: The relationship between the size of the vessel and the undulation of the body of water is inverse.

Or some such.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> Father is Bruce Willis. Columnist is David Patrick Columbia. Paris Hilton is the wonky star. George Lucas is the director.

tribalpottery

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @Sarcastro: not the size of the wand but the skill of the magician

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: It's not the size of the tent, it's the quality of the circus. There, we Dems have you beat.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @VoxPopuli: goddammit!

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> Jon Voight

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> I thought it might be Jon Voigt, but Ange falls into the star rather than starlet column.

The wonky reality start might be Chyna Doll?

Could the last item be Quentin Tarantino?

I love reading these but I never know the answers.

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: if you know what i mean nudge nudge wink wink

the pix are more than a little scary

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> @if_i_only_had_a_heart: The Republican party truly is the party with a big tent.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> karl rove's dad

[www.boingboing.net]

Louis Rove, the man identified as the adoptive father of Deputy White House Chief of Staff Karl Rove, apparently lived the latter part of his life as an out gay man who was deeply involved in body piercing culture.

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> Here's my question: Was he troubled before the piercing?

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> Obvs Mr. Lohan

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]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> Ew, Billy Ray Cyrus. Ew, ew, ew.

BK_KT

]]> <![CDATA[Who's the Dad With the Prince Albert?]]> Lionel Ritchie!

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