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Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

famousauthor — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:48:41 EDT

Is that hair real, or was it carefully lowered into place by the construction department?

famousauthor

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

MisterHippity — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:38:28 EDT

Industrious Heidi Montag Spits On Hands, Gets Down To Work At Being A Total Idiot

MisterHippity

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

SpeakerCity — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:34:37 EDT

The Hills Are Alive...On My Forehead.

SpeakerCity

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

MisterHippity — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:29:26 EDT

To Stay On Her Diet, Heidi Montag Sometimes 'Eats' An Invisible Slice Of Pizza

MisterHippity

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

TedSez — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:22:33 EDT

Sarah Jessica Parker Sex Doll Not As Sexy As Purchaser Had Hoped

TedSez

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

AndIAmTellingYou — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:18:26 EDT

Malibu Barbie Shows Signature Move At This Year's AVN Awards

AndIAmTellingYou

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

Bell County — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:41:27 EDT

@In Other News...:

Blow²

Bell County

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

BeRightBack — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:20:27 EDT

Montag. Ew.

BeRightBack

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

MrInBetween — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:16:02 EDT

"You, sir, I'll blow from here. Whoooooooooosh!"

MrInBetween

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

WordSalad — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:15:09 EDT

verrückt

WordSalad

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

richardmarxhatesmyhair — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:07:34 EDT

"I have herpes so I am just going to blow you a kiss, ok?!"

richardmarxhatesmyhair

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

valarmorghulis — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:06:21 EDT

invisible cock-n-balls

valarmorghulis

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

valarmorghulis — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:04:20 EDT

@JinxyMcDeath: [data.tumblr.com]

valarmorghulis

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

Goober_Pea — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:59:03 EDT

"What was that invisible pocket elf? Everyone thinks I'm awesome? Yeah, I know."

Goober_Pea

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

JinxyMcDeath — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:58:56 EDT

If wearing 3 shirts is cool, than consider me Miles Davis.

JinxyMcDeath

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

valarmorghulis — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:57:34 EDT

@GettinSome: provided she didn't speak, yes.

valarmorghulis

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

In Other News... — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:46:56 EDT

"I got yer two bits right here."

In Other News...

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

dandles — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:46:04 EDT

@GettinSome: Take a look at that ass on the cover of Rolling Stone. No one would disagree with you.

dandles

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

In Other News... — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:45:36 EDT

@GettinSome: Yes, in that bikini!

In Other News...

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

Spirit Fingers — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:45:25 EDT

...very upset Jaws 3D glasses were shite, but Montag could lick my face.

"Back, devilbird! Get back I say!"

Spirit Fingers

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

fiveinchtaint — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:43:08 EDT

Montag Cools Pratt's Testicles

fiveinchtaint

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

dandles — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:41:35 EDT

14 minutes, 58 seconds and counting.

dandles

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

GettinSome — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:39:30 EDT

I don't care what anyone says, I would hit and enjoy it. Be honest with yourselves...you would too!

GettinSome

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

valarmorghulis — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:36:15 EDT

Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!

valarmorghulis

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

Spirit Fingers — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:36:14 EDT

Should really be viewed at least 50 feet away.

Spirit Fingers

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

SheLaughs — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:35:03 EDT

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

SheLaughs

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

Juancho — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:24:11 EDT

You know, in the right light, after a few drinks, if it had a been awhile since...

No. Still gotta say no.

Juancho

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

Lonesome_George — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:22:12 EDT

Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
It'll do magic believe it or not
bippity-boppity-boo

Lonesome_George

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

Chaim Gnadelstein — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:19:09 EDT

"Here - If You Get in Close and Look Real Hard, You Can Almost See What's Left of My Soul."

Chaim Gnadelstein

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

VoxPopuli — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:18:55 EDT

Madonna continues to dress inappropriately for her age.

VoxPopuli

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

Dickdogfood — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:16:10 EDT

"It's like a minty-fresh snowstorm IN HELL."

Dickdogfood

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

acridsheep — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:15:31 EDT

Montag's hearing problems had been kept largely under wraps until a member of the Letterman audience yelled "blow me you witch!"

acridsheep

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

SarahHeartburn — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:13:09 EDT

I just threw up in my palm a little.

SarahHeartburn

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

tribalpottery — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:12:47 EDT

Proactive anyone?

tribalpottery

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

Itsjustcatnip — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:12:34 EDT

Heidi- badly photoshopped - IRL!!!

Itsjustcatnip

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

Chaim Gnadelstein — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:11:44 EDT

Oktoberfest in Hell

Chaim Gnadelstein

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

In Other News... — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:11:31 EDT

39 Years Ago, Neil Armstrong Landed on This Forehead

In Other News...

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

In Other News... — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:10:29 EDT

Remote Fellating the Hot New Thing

In Other News...

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

valarmorghulis — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:09:46 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: touchè

valarmorghulis

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

Sarcastro — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:09:26 EDT

Sand-blasting team ignores forehead.

Sarcastro

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

naboo — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:08:58 EDT

Leathery and Lace

naboo

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

In Other News... — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:07:30 EDT

"Did you say... the blue pill?"

In Other News...

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

belltolls — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:07:20 EDT

Heinrich Montag Joins Hills Entourage

belltolls

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

Trixie from Toronto — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:07:15 EDT

"I have finally achieved my lifelong dream -- to look just like Tori Spelling!"

Trixie from Toronto

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

Sarcastro — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:06:31 EDT

Sea-hag adapts to dry land. Nation doomed.

Sarcastro

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

In Other News... — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:06:09 EDT

Codepink Tries Kinder, Gentler Tactics

In Other News...

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

KarenUhOh — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:05:19 EDT

"I've forgotten which finger, so I'm giving you the Hand."

KarenUhOh

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

Sarcastro — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:05:13 EDT

Grotesquery blows a smooch.

Sarcastro

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

ineffable.me — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:04:49 EDT

@valarmorghulis: Yet Tori Spelling looks the same.

ineffable.me

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

TheHonJudgeSmails — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:04:39 EDT

@valarmorghulis: Off-topic, but so is Alexis.

TheHonJudgeSmails

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

valarmorghulis — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:03:44 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: but Patricia Arquette is lookin pretty good.

valarmorghulis

Montag Thanks Spackling Crew For A Job Well Done

TheHonJudgeSmails — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:02:06 EDT

Madonna looks old.

TheHonJudgeSmails