<![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @digitalsmoothie:

I will be waiting patiently at my mailbox for your upcoming press kit.

Leigh81387

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @Lustylady

"There could be vodka in the heel with a stopper that you could open and feed someone. That's Samantha-y enough, right?"

No, if it was Samantha, the heel would be filled with lube.

Smirk

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @Lizawithazee: You have brough great shame upon your ancestors. Seppuku is the only honorable option...

digitalsmoothie

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @Lizawithazee: You have indeed brought great shame to your ancestors. Seppuku is the only honorable option...

digitalsmoothie

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @sylvie: The firm that serves our summons and complaints always gives all the attorneys at the firm a gift during the holidays. Last year, it was shoe-shaped bottles of brandy...from somewhere in central Europe-I forget for obvious reasons.

The press kit for my soon-to-be-released debut is much more simple: a burlap bag full of weed.

digitalsmoothie

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> My favorite part of this post was the phrase "vodka shoes." I don't drink alcohol but would totally wear something called vodka shoes. There could be vodka in the heel with a stopper that you could open and feed someone. That's Samantha-y enough, right?

lustylady

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> um, yah -- i'd rather get a vodka box, containing shoes.

dashenbka

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> Here's a snippet I actually overheard Monday night outside MSG Theatre (Penn Station). Two girls, dressed like SATC girls (ie, skinny, dressed slutty but in a costumey kinda hot way)

Brunette in stilettos: Let's get cocktails. One or two more?

Blonde in stilettos: Yeah! Just shots.

I'll look for them at the front of the line on May 30th.

maevemealone

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @melinderr:

woah that would be mine too, crazy!

vamusical

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> The Melinderr: As many bottles of the $3 Trader Joe's wine you can consume before blacking out!

SmittenKitten

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> The Nina Hagen:

Stalingrad Vodka up with a pink morphine patch umbrella.

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @mathnet: Just a joke based on a spoiler someone posted here:

[gawker.com]

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> You know, there's a Norman Mailer quote I read earlier today that seems relevant here. If only I could remember it. Something about cowards ...

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @hamburgerhotdog:Oh, I didn't realize that counted as a garnish. But now that I think of it, my liberal arts degree might be no more than an embellishment to my drunkeness.

AuntPeniston

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @AuntPeniston: I like this game.

The Tallulah Skankhead:

Three ounces Tres Generaciones (sic) chased by a Coors Light 24-oz tallboy. Marlboro Red garnish. Rinse and repeat.

TallulahSkankhead

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @lawyergay: I haz an idea...and a camera...

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @MisterHippity: yes!

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @hamburgerhotdog: Go get an MFA - then you can take those tears straight up.

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @Steverino: What are you talking about?

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @Mary Mouse: I know. Until the triumphant opening night of "Ladydrunks" at the Minetta Lane Theatre, I'd at least appreciate some webisodes, maybe with finger puppets.

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @contradicto:

change indulge to participate in codependency and ur all good

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> In defense of "spirits" across the nation, we'd like not to be seen in same company as geriatric house mistresses, sloshing around, looking for "pool boys" to demonstrate their new found "sexual reawakening". It will certainly incur projectile vomiting, for everyone. Everywhere.

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @AuntPeniston:
HamburgerHotdog:
2 bottles Andre
3 ounces tears
Garnish with liberal arts degree

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> I guess you could call all of these drinks "why-don't-we-get-drunk-and-screwdrivers...."


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MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> did the press kit include condoms?

HamptonShmampton

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]>

I was seriously hoping that the box contained shoes of which the heels were flasks. I guess I'll just have to keep dreaming and taking shots out of reef sandals in the mean time. [gizmodo.com]

sylvie calls shotgun!!

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @NinaHagen: ha! oops, sorry..

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> I don't know about you, but like the SATC girls, I only consume and imbibe things that reflect specific unique facets of my personality.

Gregoire

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @contradicto: I call for a round of applause.

pureblarney

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> At Houlihans, of all places! Where you can get hit on by 48 year old, thrice divorced dart playing construction workers while you hobble around in strappy, overpriced shoes with will now reek of Skyy vodka and Budweiser.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> Ha, "clotheshorse."

Based on the leaked reports, shouldn't the Miranda drink have a drop or two of car wax? Or maybe a rubber-tire olive?

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @lawyergay: Seconded. Sometimes I worry, though, that all this "blogging" doesn't leave our dear Richard with enough time to work on his plays?

Mary Mouse

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> Holy crap, I've unwittingly served the Miranda at clothes swaps. Now I must go kill myself from the shame I have brought on my family.

Lizawithazee

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> SATC: Bringing Manhattan ladyboys and crazy catladies together under the umbrella of ladydrunkism.

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> ". . . about a self-centered clotheshorse and the women who indulge her. . ."

That is the most perfectly concise description of this show.

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @BalknChain: Thanks for assisting in my gradual descent into bulimia with that comment - she shudders...

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @the supergoddess: If I close my eyes, I can almost feel you registering the name Ladydrunk on Tumblr.

sidesalad

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @La Cieca: it goes perfectly with Houlihan's new Tossed Salad!

arguablythemostfamous

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> AUNTPENISTON
3 ounces Fighting Cock

Serve in 80-year-old uranium-rich vasoline glass for extra punch.

Absolutely, positively no garnish.

AuntPeniston

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @La Cieca: I think that would have been more intentional for Charlotte.

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @mathnet: The Gabor Sister? You know, one of the two that were married to George Sanders? That must be some drink...

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> When will the posters of Carrie reapplying lipstick while looking in Mr Big's belt buckle come out? THEN I'll need vodka.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> Wow. The cocktails that launched a thousand Girls Gone Wild videos.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> @NinaHagen: and shut-in.

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> I didn't realize Midori was widely consumed outside of Australia. The last time I was there it's all anyone was drinking. It reminds me of hanging out with trannies of Southeast Asian descent. They leave nothing for the imagination.

SchmatSchmaymon

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> At least this sounds a lot better than the cocktails in the Iron Man press kit. The "Tony Stark" contains a high level of industrial solvent, while the "Pepper Potts" is 95% aluminium oxide.

The DVD is also made out of lead.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> I feel my identity has been defined - Ladydrunk!

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> For Christ's sake. Promo crap copy needs an editor, perhaps one who speaks SATC or NY lingo, even. Perhaps the blurbs were thought up after sampling all the cocktails. Manolo Blahnik heels? Duane Reade drugs? I never even watched the show and I know they're just Manolos and I have never heard anyone call Duane Reade anything other than Duane Reade.

Oh, and I'll have a Charlotte, please.

I Don't Get It

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> YAY! GO JEFF!!!! y'all should be reading every single one of jeff's nine hundred blogs because they're all amazing and delightful and spectacular. /pimping out my friends.

the supergoddess

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> I'll have a Magda.

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> I can't wait to get drunk and shuffle around with my shoebox like a real career lady.

Just...thank you.

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> Is it an intentional joke that the "Samantha" drink involves rimming?

La Cieca

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Sex and the City</i> Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes]]> Do you think they'd send Gawker commenters free vodka in exchange for a temporary cease-fire on the SJP/horse jokes?

FitnessMadeSimple

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