Please Stop Talking About Puppies - Gawker Comments

Please Stop Talking About Puppies

WordSalad — Fri, 02 May 2008 19:27:46 EDT

@Kickstartheart: Boundaries are always good *smirk*

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Kickstartheart — Fri, 02 May 2008 03:35:59 EDT

All this mushy dog talk reminds me of this girl who is into me. I was at her house once and she was practically french kissing her dog. Twice. I was already not interested, but that further cemented my view of her.

There's animal people and then there's animal people.

Kickstartheart

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youtalkwaytoomuch — Thu, 01 May 2008 19:35:24 EDT

The answer is simple; Nom.

youtalkwaytoomuch

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WordSalad — Thu, 01 May 2008 19:04:24 EDT

@BalknChain: Ma said it was your chore to put down the puppy pads.

WordSalad

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DoctorTormento — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:01:53 EDT

Puppies shmuppies. Where's my DailyNubileCambodianSlaveBoy blog already? I'm PAYING you, internet...

DoctorTormento

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LAGirl — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:54:37 EDT

who hurt you, Hamilton?

LAGirl

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fingerfingerfinger — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:22:24 EDT

[icanhascheezburger.com]
The Lolcat homage to Heath Ledger really drove this post's point home for me.

fingerfingerfinger

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fingerfingerfinger — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:19:22 EDT

[icanhascheezburger.com]

The comments on the LolCat homage to Heath Ledger drove this post's point home for me.

fingerfingerfinger

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intothelight — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:08:42 EDT

@PickleTitsTurner: well done.

intothelight

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rubyriver — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:47:56 EDT

Here's a site devoted exclusively to cats in sinks: catsinsinks.com

rubyriver

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City_Dater — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:46:14 EDT

You spew the best bile of anyone, Hamilton!!!!!

Eleven vodka shots for you, Sweetness!!!!!!!!!

City_Dater

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afraidofauntieem — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:42:55 EDT

How about a rumble: puppywar.com vs. kittenwar.com

afraidofauntieem

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minx — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:35:55 EDT

I think animal babies are so much cuter than human ones. What does that mean? Is there something wrong w/ me?

minx

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LoveHandles — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:09:17 EDT

@FatTush: No! Don't you see... we must keep the tubes clean... because they get filled up for the rest of us. The tubes, man! The Tubes!

LoveHandles

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intothelight — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:09:10 EDT

in their defense, they are puppies.

intothelight

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WordSalad — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:05:30 EDT

@dweeb: Shame on you and your 35 cats!

WordSalad

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WideStanceRomancer — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:51:29 EDT

Herewith my puppy, haming it up. OK, he's almost 2 years old now, but even at 120 lbs, he's still all puppy. Not, perhaps as seen on TV, but loved by Gawker commenters?

[www.flickr.com]

WideStanceRomancer

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GeorgeBabbitt — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:39:06 EDT

DailyPuppy.com should institute regular commenter executions. "This week, the following commenters were put to sleep…"

GeorgeBabbitt

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valarmorghulis — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:39:05 EDT

that's it, that yellow lab is so cute, that i now have to do something completly unwholesome to balance it out. emotionally curshing a grade-schooler should do.

valarmorghulis

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digitalsmoothie — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:37:53 EDT

Well, I didn't realize people were invested enough to even care about this site, but apparently...

..."some people weren't likin' it!"

digitalsmoothie

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busyness — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:30:42 EDT

I feel compelled to bring your attention to the existence of dogster.com, where dogs have their own web pages.

busyness

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WideStanceRomancer — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:30:37 EDT

Once again, it is obvious that puppy love trumps snark. You guys amaze me.

@Goober_Pea: Congrats from me, as well! That said, now I can't concentrate for thinking about furry commenter spawn, and it has nothing to do with puppies.

WideStanceRomancer

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arguablythemostfamous — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:29:01 EDT

@Miss D: hilarious.

arguablythemostfamous

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Goober_Pea — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:24:16 EDT

@Word salad: Well, thanks. She takes after her mom.

@dweeb: Now, let's not bring up such vomitness as to sully an otherwise euphoric thread.

Goober_Pea

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mimigoliath — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:22:56 EDT

I like to consider Gawker to be the happy medium between the Huffington Post and sites like I Can Has Cheezburger as far as comments go. Nine of them totally called me a stupid painted whore last week. (On HuffPo, not Cheezburger.) I live for the Gawker commenters.

mimigoliath

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dweeb — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:12:53 EDT

David Archuleta's AI voters have to do SOMETHING the other 165 hours of the week.

dweeb

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WordSalad — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:06:56 EDT

@Goober_Pea: And congratulations!

WordSalad

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BadUncle — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:53:44 EDT

nunununununu!

BadUncle

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WordSalad — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:52:48 EDT

@Goober_Pea:
So, I own undiscovered talent.

WordSalad

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LeGagneur — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:52:29 EDT

And I suppose a better alternative would be the commenters at Perez Hilton or TMZ?

LeGagneur

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Goober_Pea — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:47:39 EDT

@WideStanceRomancer: @Word salad: Listen allyall, you might have some cute dogs and bitches, but only ONE furry commentor spawn up in here was shown on AC360 in every corner of the world for her cuteness.

That's right.

Goober_Pea

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WordSalad — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:47:39 EDT

Dogspeak 2008.

WordSalad

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CopyofBlueboy — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:45:57 EDT

I'd bet both my kidneys that Julia Allison is out buying a puppy costume right now.

CopyofBlueboy

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Don Is — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:44:16 EDT

@nightwatchman_flamekeeper: Boobies are also and evolutionary adaptation, but that doesn't make them any less amazing.

Don Is

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MisterHippity — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:43:06 EDT

Whosa good boy? Whusa husa husa who's a goo goo good boy? You are, Hamilton! Yes you are! Yes you are!! You're a goo goo good bloggy boy!! Hammy Hammy Hammy Hamilton's good blogger!! Good blogger! Gimme a great big ol' lick on the face, kissy kissy goo boy!!! Wukka wukka wukka schmooky smuckums ... gimme a big ol' lick!! Such a goo goo good blogger, Hammie Hammie Hamilton's such a good bloggy boy! Yes he is! Yes he is!!

MisterHippity

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extracrispy — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:40:35 EDT

I wonder how much Eukanuba pays to sponsor that site? I bet it's a pretty, shiny penny.

Goddamit, I wish I would have come up with that site.

extracrispy

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Harvey Birdman — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:39:23 EDT

All the lonely people, where do they all come from?

...and why are they so fat?

Harvey Birdman

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WordSalad — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:38:35 EDT

@WideStanceRomancer: I also have a King Charles Cavalier and Japanese Chin, bring. it. on. romancer. ha! Except I'm not techno saavy enough to post a photo when it calls for a URL. If pushed, I will change my ID.

WordSalad

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kathotdog — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:38:20 EDT

I can't bring the cats to work with me so I do visit this site (and cuteoverload, icanhascheezburger, etc.) when I'm feeling angry. I usually don't comment but goddamn, that is a cute puppy.

kathotdog

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Calraigh — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:37:07 EDT

What about 'Chole' people?!'Chole' is ssooo wuvvly wuvvly too, stop talking about Chloe all the time cos 'Chole' is feeling left out!Wook at 'Chole'!!!

CHOLE!!!!!!!!

Calraigh

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Phyllis Nefler — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:37:00 EDT

That's nothing. Did you ever see Eggagog or whatever it was called? Brainwashed, all.

Phyllis Nefler

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scroll_lock — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:31:38 EDT

@rubyriver: My favorite hybridized breed name is the "Bagel" (beagle + basset hound)

scroll_lock

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WideStanceRomancer — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:31:27 EDT

I swear, I WILL post pics of my Great Dane puppy and adorable American Bulldog again if this puppy bashing does not stop. Don't try me. . .

WideStanceRomancer

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BalknChain — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:25:57 EDT

@NotAndersonCooper: long time no see, friend

BalknChain

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CherriSpryte — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:22:21 EDT

This is nothing compared to the icanhascheezburger.com comments . . . [icanhascheezburger.com]

These people scare me.

CherriSpryte

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rubyriver — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:21:44 EDT

Does anyone have a yorkiepoo or a schnoodle?

rubyriver

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scroll_lock — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:19:46 EDT

@crotchety: HA! You're not kidding, also the gratuitous use of "yummy", "tasty" and "veggies."

scroll_lock

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WordSalad — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:17:17 EDT

I assure you that my new pup, Brontë bug, is the cutest 3 lb. dogette ever.

WordSalad

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busyness — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:17:04 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog: Mazal Tov and תודה, תודה לך!

busyness

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allyzay — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:16:31 EDT

have you ever put a picture of a dog on flickr? mofos come in and put notes on the photograph itself saying things like "kissssssssssssss ;*" and you can't delete them because flickr is for retards. it makes me want to punch the poor puppies i've taken like three pictures of.

allyzay

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layladylan — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:16:17 EDT

My friends and I have been making fun of The Daily Puppy commenters for months. One of them signed up for it so he could post ironic comments. He said one thing about a dog not being that cute and actually got an email reading "How can you SAY that?!" etc. He was quite unnerved.

layladylan

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SidAndFinancy — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:12:57 EDT

@nightwatchman_flamekeeper: Have you never been to Times Square or the World Trade Center site?

SidAndFinancy

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GeorgeBabbitt — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:11:23 EDT

@Hiphopopotamus: They should try bringing puppies to the games in Williamsburg. Seriously, the only scuffles that would break out would be over whose turn it is to hold one.

GeorgeBabbitt

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NotAndersonCooper — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:06:23 EDT

Does site take personals?
SWM Husky seeks bitch for butt sniffing and light petting. No smokers, Serious replies only.

NotAndersonCooper

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hamburgerhotdog — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:05:05 EDT

@busyness: I feel like I've done a mitzvah today. A very shitty mitzvah.

hamburgerhotdog

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SpecialK — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:04:10 EDT

More Gawker's style:
[www.sluttypuppy.com]

SpecialK

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crotchety — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:02:57 EDT

You want to see worthless comments? Visit a recipe website someday. You may find one or two people who have tried the recipe and are passing along useful feedback, but it's more likely to be, "Looks good!! Can hardly wait to try it!!" or "My gf LOVES cilantro, I'll have to try this one!!"

crotchety

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busyness — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:02:56 EDT

@Knucklehead Babylon: You are obviously unaware--as was I until earlier today ([gawker.com])--of the amazing web site with a similar concept currently in existence. Don't doubt your wacky ideas.

busyness

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Tenno — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:01:37 EDT

They parody this crap on SomethingAwful all the time with their BarkWire articles. The parody almost comes off as more literate/

Tenno

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rubyriver — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:00:40 EDT

@harumph: Sorry, I couldn't resist!

@hamburgerhotdog: That's so funny. Wish I could see the pics - my company blocks them. Maybe some are so ugly they're cute...

rubyriver

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Catty Is Cumbersome — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:56:57 EDT

What the hell, Sam is so much cuter.

[dailypuppy.com]

Catty Is Cumbersome

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nightwatchman_flamekeeper — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:53:13 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog: It's a friggin' evolutionary adaptation, not some sort of divine right. Unless you're a creationist, I suppose. The spawn of all mammalian species are cute, so as to get adults to kitchey-coo them and feed them kibbles.

nightwatchman_flamekeeper

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hamburgerhotdog — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:53:08 EDT

@rubyriver: And for not so cute pictures check out ugly overload: [uglyoverload.blogspot.com]

hamburgerhotdog

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harumph — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:51:25 EDT

@rubyriver: holy shit. The only thing worse than puppy cutesy is kitten cutesy.

harumph

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harumph — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:50:06 EDT

I am going to keep that site a secret from my mother. Holy shit, the forwards would never, ever end.
I love dogs but my mom thinks letting the dogs lick the plates in the dishwahser is endearing. This usually comes mere moments after they drink from the toilet.

harumph

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Miss D — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:49:31 EDT

Someone should do "Freaky Gigantic Jellyfish of the Day"

[norb.homedns.org]

Miss D

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rubyriver — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:48:44 EDT

...and for baby animal pics check out [cuteoverload.com]

rubyriver

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NeverEnough — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:48:05 EDT

I can think of about a zillion better things to get sand in your vag over than people who like puppies. Jesus.

NeverEnough

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Dfkdave — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:45:55 EDT

What's worse: Commenting on puppy sites...or taking comments from puppy sites for a post on another blog?

Dfkdave

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idratherbesailing — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:45:26 EDT

Sheesh, someone woke up on the wrong side of the puppy mill this morning.

idratherbesailing

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fiveinchtaint — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:45:24 EDT

"I love squishy little labs with their loose puppy skin!!"

That's creepy. But good lord that dog is cute.

fiveinchtaint

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rubyriver — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:44:55 EDT

[www.dailykitten.com]

rubyriver

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if_i_only_had_a_heart — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:43:47 EDT

if u meet someone with a dog, they probably have at least some basic level of responsibility

whose a cute little puppeh, come here you puppeh and let me pet your puppeh fur. come and give me some puppeh kisses

if_i_only_had_a_heart

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BullfightsOnAcid — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:42:57 EDT

Conan O'Brien's Celebrity Secrets:

Slash: "Someone once asked me what I liked better - kittens or puppies. And I said "'It's a tie man.' They said- 'Too close to call?' I said, 'No, man, too cute to call.'"

SSEECRETSS

BullfightsOnAcid

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hamburgerhotdog — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:42:25 EDT

@nightwatchman_flamekeeper: If this [www.whatjeffkilled.com] website can work, I don't see why that one wouldn't. (warning: not safe for those who like tiny cute furry things)

hamburgerhotdog

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BalknChain — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:40:17 EDT

@snappyface: hee!

BalknChain

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SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:39:42 EDT

@biden_my_time: It is true, the dog gets cooler as it gets older- however, as it becomes more fun to hang out with it also gets less cute.

And seeing as though we live in a culture based on looks (ahem, celeb culture as our new national religion) it totally makes sense that people say, "dont you wish he could be small, and cute, and adorable FOREVER!?"

SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley

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arguablythemostfamous — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:39:30 EDT

@nightwatchman_flamekeeper: omfgpuppies

arguablythemostfamous

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biden_my_time — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:35:54 EDT

I love dogs, but man, I hate puppies.

almost as much i hate people who say "i wish they'd stay this way forever!". you want to clean up shit spray and listen to incessant wining and have your shoes chewed up forever? i think not.

biden_my_time

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nightwatchman_flamekeeper — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:35:40 EDT

Enough lolcats. How about barfdogs?

nightwatchman_flamekeeper

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Knucklehead Babylon — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:35:20 EDT

What I can't understand is why investors didn't go for my daileydogshitoncarpet.com idea.

Knucklehead Babylon

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hamburgerhotdog — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:35:02 EDT

But puppies can be used for other purposes, like picking up women: [www.theonion.com]

hamburgerhotdog

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sassenach — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:34:57 EDT

I will not abide pup-o-phobia! Daily Puppy is the best part of my morning emails.

sassenach

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snappyface — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:34:33 EDT

@BalknChain: Wow!

snappyface

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Hamilton Nolan — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:34:10 EDT

@fivehole: Ha. So true.

Hamilton Nolan

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snappyface — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:33:38 EDT

Whooozeagooboy? Whoozagoodgoodboy!? Whooozagoogoogooboooy?! Yes he is! Yes he is! I'm giving you one billion packs of Marlboro Lights!
There, Hamilton, are you feeling the love?

snappyface

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BalknChain — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:31:46 EDT

I've got 11 trillion widdle commenty kisses for my Gawker. Who's a good widdle website? Aw, now don't get too excited, we don't need any wee wee on the floor.

BalknChain

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scroll_lock — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:31:41 EDT

This is a burning issue, alright:

[www.theonion.com]

scroll_lock

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VirusWithShoes — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:31:18 EDT

ZOMG! Chloe's a dog?!?!

VirusWithShoes

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Spirit Fingers — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:30:39 EDT

"OMG! Look at that puppeh!!" Dissolves hysterically into tears of effervescing joy usually held in reserve for sightings of Jesus in day old bread, the five ecclesiastical virgins of Pompeii made entirely of cheez wiz, or like you said a random picture of a canine.

Spirit Fingers

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fivehole — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:30:17 EDT

dee mirich is not impressed.

fivehole

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arguablythemostfamous — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:30:17 EDT

you've got a little drool on your chin.

arguablythemostfamous

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McCheeburger — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:29:29 EDT

That's nothing.

You should see the commenting on my site, cepholopods.com

McCheeburger

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PickleTitsTurner — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:28:50 EDT

"Please stop talking about puppies." Said the blog that won't stop talking about Gossip Girl and Julia Allison.

Zing, Gawker, zing.

PickleTitsTurner

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Hiphopopotamus — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:28:22 EDT

Puppies enjoy hipster kickball.

Not so lovable now, eh?

Hiphopopotamus

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FatTush — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:28:15 EDT

Big deal, whatever floats their boat. They comment and you blog about it... everybody is happy. It all gives people something to do.

FatTush

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digitalsmoothie — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:28:14 EDT

People on teh intarwebz haz a stoopid, indeed.

digitalsmoothie

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beppolina1 — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:26:48 EDT

Well, my dogs can read. You're just a bad daddy.

beppolina1

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Swifter — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:26:45 EDT

This is the cutest little story ever.

Swifter

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belltolls — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:26:36 EDT

Ingredients
100g of boiled dog meat, 500g of gravy, 20g of green onion, 10g of leeks, 10g of perilla leaves, 100g of taro stalk soaked in water.

Sauce
8g of salt, 2g of mashed garlic, 3g of perilla, 2g of red pepper, 2g of mashed
ginger, a little amount of pepper.

Cooking instruction
After boiling the meat with gravy and stalk of taro for some time, boil again after putting vegetables an d other ingredients into it. Before eating, sprinkle pepper on it and put into an earthen bowl. The stalk of taro is to be kept in cold water one or two days to get rid of its smell.

belltolls