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Million-Whatever Marches Getting Out Of Control

Rooo sez BISH PLZ — Fri, 02 May 2008 01:30:00 EDT

*snort*

People with the initials DJ may also attend.

Don Johnson.

Derek Jeter.

That ought to beef up the crowd a bit.

But wait ... why are they going, again?

And why did you write this post, again?

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

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CopyofBlueboy — Thu, 01 May 2008 22:37:04 EDT

@jackvinyl: Yeah, what's that about? You think you know your fellow commenters.....

CopyofBlueboy

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jackvinyl — Thu, 01 May 2008 21:36:00 EDT

Six+ hours since CopyofBlueboy mentions Bitter White Chicks marching and still no Hillary joke...?

jackvinyl

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MisterHippity — Thu, 01 May 2008 20:51:37 EDT

I'd like to get a million guys named Mitch together and stage a Million Mitch March.

Then, after that, I'd round up a million women named Marge and have Million Marge March.

MisterHippity

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zibby — Thu, 01 May 2008 20:09:05 EDT

So whaddya think? Maybe 20,000 people show up, of whom 3,000 have ever actually gotten paid for any DJing or DJing related activity? Or is that high?

zibby

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famousauthor — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:09:09 EDT

I'd like to go, but I'm afraid I might be number one million and one, and thus banned from participating once I got there.

famousauthor

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Meaux — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:35:42 EDT

@EvidenceOfAbsence: Well played!

Meaux

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PickleTitsTurner — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:26:47 EDT

Alas, we may never meet.

PickleTitsTurner

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saltwatertaffy — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:23:13 EDT

Least compensated in nightlife? Oh HELL NO. I was a go-go dancer. WE were the ones getting the shaft. And shake off wandering hands on top of it.

saltwatertaffy

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CopyofBlueboy — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:13:29 EDT

@PickleTitsTurner: Well I'm more like Amelie's retarded cousin. So. There's that.

CopyofBlueboy

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tempest — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:07:08 EDT

When is that again? I'll plan a trip overseas. I suspect we'll hear that march all the way up in Toronto!

tempest

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PickleTitsTurner — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:07:04 EDT

More like Jeff Bridges in "The Vanishing."

Kidding.

I'm more like a mix between Burt Reynolds in "Deliverance" and Jimmy Stewart in "Mr Smith Goes to Washington."

PickleTitsTurner

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CopyofBlueboy — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:52:49 EDT

@PickleTitsTurner: Okay, good. Just wondering you're like that creepy guy Terence Stamp played in The Collector.

CopyofBlueboy

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PickleTitsTurner — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:49:36 EDT

Many colors, the most prominent of those being the orange stripes on the huge tiger painted on the side.

Roawrr!

PickleTitsTurner

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CopyofBlueboy — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:25:45 EDT

@PickleTitsTurner: Oh hell yeah.

Wait, what color is the van?

CopyofBlueboy

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Mediahohoho — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:13:14 EDT

@PickleTitsTurner: Well, if they're hungry, they're probably thirsty, too.

Mediahohoho

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arguablythemostfamous — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:05:01 EDT

@Priam: DJ Tanner is an actual DJ in LA. I kind of enjoy it. I'd like to see it go the other way... start a hide-tanning business and go by Michelle.

arguablythemostfamous

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PickleTitsTurner — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:04:58 EDT

@CopyofBlueboy: Will the white chicks be bitter enough to make some questionable decisions with me in my van.

PickleTitsTurner

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arguablythemostfamous — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:03:36 EDT

million anonymous commenter march

arguablythemostfamous

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VirusWithShoes — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:02:16 EDT

@Mediahohoho: Ha! Also - agreed!

VirusWithShoes

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CopyofBlueboy — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:57:22 EDT

@Mediahohoho: It would, if I were a shopper. Also, I'm going to change the name to "Million Bitter Single Poor Hungry White Chicks Who Are Bitter and Poor and Hungry and White."

@Adminitraitor: How about the "Million Twatwaffle" march, as a sister march to the "Million Douchebag" march?

CopyofBlueboy

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digitalsmoothie — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:52:41 EDT

Been to all of them; angling to be the 'million march man.'

digitalsmoothie

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Mediahohoho — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:50:11 EDT

@CopyofBlueboy: I would make a joke about the march being derailed by a great shoe sale, but doubtless that would just make you more bitter.

Mediahohoho

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Adminitraitor — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:46:49 EDT

I gave up after the "Million Douchebag" march a couple of years ago. Though, now that I think about it, that may just have been Bush's second inauguration.

Adminitraitor

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Mediahohoho — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:44:19 EDT

That breeze you just felt was 10 million real musicians giving the universal sign for masturbation.

Mediahohoho

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extracrispy — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:44:13 EDT

@EvidenceOfAbsence: I think I am probably the only person who is going to get that.

extracrispy

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CopyofBlueboy — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:39:31 EDT

I'm organizing a "Million Bitter Single White Chicks" March. Anyone with me?

CopyofBlueboy

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Priam — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:38:55 EDT

@EvidenceOfAbsence: Oddly enough, I was favouriting RevCo stuff on youtube today.

Priam

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Priam — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:38:03 EDT

Is the Tanner Clan going to be there to support their DJ?

Priam

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EvidenceOfAbsence — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:29:30 EDT

Clearly an Al Jourgensen side project. (Side note: Ministry is playing today. Who knew?)

EvidenceOfAbsence

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VirusWithShoes — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:26:35 EDT

Will they be burning their iPods?

VirusWithShoes

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PickleTitsTurner — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:23:39 EDT

Are talking about real DJ's, you know, like hip hop or techno DJ's, or the people that hang around in hispter bars and play records?

PickleTitsTurner

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dola — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:21:12 EDT

The sequence of scheduled speakers at this will be incredibly important.

dola

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Knucklehead Babylon — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:13:20 EDT

This is right up there with the "Million Janitor March," and the "Million Jamba Juice Employee March." (Just kidding. Custodians are useful).

Knucklehead Babylon

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Smitros — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:12:32 EDT

Oh, hell no . . .

I live in DC, and I don't want to step in that.

Thanks for giving me the heads up while I can plan some travel.

Smitros