Did You 'Enjoy the Fried Calamari' On Your Date Last Night? - Gawker Comments

Did You 'Enjoy the Fried Calamari' On Your Date Last Night?

uncleron — Fri, 02 May 2008 01:24:10 EDT

Dunkin Does Nuts. He really does! Jumps to rings to get to da-nuts.

uncleron

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ragepotato — Fri, 02 May 2008 01:16:44 EDT

@backseat_driver10023: Excuse me, but I defined it. I know that I'm right because johns pay me for that particular service.

ragepotato

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backseat_driver10023 — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:50:45 EDT

So no one really knows what it means.

Gawker crowd is getting outdated, in every sense of the word, so to speak.

backseat_driver10023

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mitchel_stevens — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:06:31 EDT

@lustylady:
i would make a remark about cupcakes, but they're too delicious to ever mock.

instead: prove how this would ever work with corned beef hash and i will be eternally impressed. (cause random, anonymous commenters on the internet clearly mean something.)

mitchel_stevens

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beat royalty — Thu, 01 May 2008 21:06:44 EDT

Dude looks like Adrien Brody with tits.

beat royalty

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CodePink — Thu, 01 May 2008 20:35:18 EDT

@collegecallgirl: Oh, gosh. I would not agree to anal after that dish, if YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.

CodePink

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lucyloo11 — Thu, 01 May 2008 19:24:41 EDT

Ha! Happen to read this blog.. I think i can clarify here... what "Shiela" the blogger over here at Gawker forgot to mention or focus on was that Zeit wrote that he saw this girl AGAIN...
She's been mentioned before, as has Calamari.

went back and researched for you all... here's a portion of Z's blog dated 4/7/08

[www.nerve.com]

"I guess the main thrust of it all, is people shouldn't really go into a date with too many expectations. Even if things APPEAR to be going smoothly, you really can never know what's going on in the noggin of the person staring back at you over a delicious plate of fried calamari. My advice?

Just enjoy the fried calamari."

TADA! MYSTERY SOLVED...

lucyloo11

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T-Gawk — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:51:05 EDT

OK, gawkerites, 76 comments and I counted only 2 references to Adrien Brody, 1 reference to douche, but no references to Adrien Brody's more-douchey cousin. Until now.

T-Gawk

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EvidenceOfAbsence — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:48:42 EDT

And here, I just thought "enjoying the calamari" meant "thinking something is a good idea because you're drunk and hungry and at Coney Island, and Ruby's is right on the boardwalk...only to end up doubled over with indigestion and regret an hour later."

Then again, I guess that could describe butt stuff, too.

EvidenceOfAbsence

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ragepotato — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:40:01 EDT

Oh, I know this one! Fried calimari means you put on multiple cock rings and have sex. Immediately afterward, you roll your rings in bread crumbs. Then you execute a back handspring which finishes with your genitals in a deep fryer. Hold it there for seven minutes.

Afterward, drive to Applebees and enjoy your "fried calimari" with garlic aioli. Glad I could help out on this one, and congrats to this gentleman for getting all this done on a second date.

ragepotato

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lustylady — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:37:32 EDT

I had to stop reading after "Zeitgeisty."

@Sara Benincasa: Now you know the secret - write about sex and food in a cagey/fake insidery way, and you'll have everyone pondering what exactly went in your mouth. Or, like, fried calamari in the bathtub.

lustylady

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paulapoundstoned — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:35:47 EDT

Ok, so we (meaning my friends and I. Well, yeah, just me) refer to a certain posterior orifice as fried calamari. So maybe it was just some mutual b-hole lovin'. Eeesh.

paulapoundstoned

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zeitgeisty — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:34:22 EDT

@Pope John Peeps II: 'since my own heart was filled with secret longings, i could only expect my significant other's would be the same..'

Is that incorrect? As in my significant OTHER'S heart.. Singular,, not plural others..

zeitgeisty

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Pope John Peeps II — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:22:26 EDT

Alright. I'm waiting for my coffee to boil, so I'll take an old fashioned shot at parsing this:

Maybe since my own heart was filled with such secret longings, I could only expect that my significant other's would be the same.

I guess the Zeitgeist of today is poor punctuation and inanity.

While most people just accept this as a fact of life, it would infuriate me. Was it jealousy, narcissism, or immaturity?

It's pretty nice that he defines himself so succinctly. I'm going with narcissism.

Who knows. I think this is why I've settled into a dating life, as opposed to getting bogged down in a relationship, with all it's requisite psycho-dramas.

Okay not a relationship guy.

She told me that when she first saw me she was struck, as I was her 'perfect type'. It's interesting how much smoother things go when you're someone's 'perfect type'.. You can relax, because you know they're not craning their necks to look for the next one down the line.

OH, so you're not looking to date emotionally, but you're looking for the undivided attention of everyone around you. Sort of like Apollo, right? Like an old timey god?

It's like having that glamour blogger back. I miss him. What a pearl he was.

Pope John Peeps II

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Koreanish — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:21:13 EDT

@CopyofBlueboy: I came a little bit there.

I think that means I'm beer, lust and other people's martini olives.

Koreanish

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4Cats — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:19:33 EDT

Yeah, where does the D'n'D fit in?

They nibbled orifices before or after drinking Dunkin' Donuts? Coffee and trans fat always gives me the squitters- was that the point?

Or was it all a Rachel Ray reference?

4Cats

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Carol Gardens — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:16:00 EDT

When I "enjoy the fried calamari" on a date, it means I literally "enjoy the fried calamari" and that is just fine with me. Very satisfying. Especially at Randazzos in Sheepshead Bay.

Carol Gardens

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totalbabe — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:55:11 EDT

I think 'enjoy the fried calamari' was taken out of context here. If you had been reading Zeitgeisty's previous posts, you'd realize that to enjoy the calamari is a commentary on dating. Which is, don't overthink things. Enjoy the time you spend with the people you meet and leave it at that. Good advice, eh?

totalbabe

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mitchel_stevens — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:50:01 EDT

and also, that lemon looks rotten.

mitchel_stevens

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famousauthor — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:49:58 EDT

Do they serve fried calamari at Dunkin' Donuts? Part of their new menu?

famousauthor

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mitchel_stevens — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:49:41 EDT

@Sara Benincasa:
Back to your tub for more talking, you.

mitchel_stevens

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Clarence Rosario — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:47:38 EDT

Good to see two mixed up Japanese tentacle-porn enthusiasts find love in this crazy world.

Clarence Rosario

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SunandiniHammer — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:43:10 EDT

Did You 'Enjoy the Fried Calamari' On Your Date Last Night? zeitgeisty is a perfect candidate for next gawker douchebag.... branwyn lancourt and his equally maladjusted creepy idential twin brother ansley were in a mid-90s band called johnny bravo signed by rik ocasek. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2_P8qQLRrQ they recently put a self-indulgent short movie on youtube. (preview) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0ouJuhT6OI (part 1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwgHG1EapkM&feature=related (part 2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BEYc6viKPE i've met him and know someone who dated him and he is completely misanthropic and weird and full of himself. he professes to loathe hipsters, but is very much the epitome of hipster-douchebag if i ever saw one myself. he blogs ad nauseam about his bowel movements both on the nerve blog and his own website: http://www.walruscomix.com why do i know about all of this? i have no freakin' idea. why do i know so much about that jp fitzgerald guy or that vayner guy or that julia alison bitch? i blame YOU, gawker. xoxo, iluvdouchebags

SunandiniHammer

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BowlingAlleyLawyer — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:40:06 EDT

Anyone up for some loaded tater skins? Cos ya know, I'm free on Saturday.
If you know what I mean.

BowlingAlleyLawyer

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Moff — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:21:22 EDT

@Clare: I can't believe they stole my idea!

Actually, I can totally believe it. And now that I think about it, it might have been my friend's idea anyway.

Moff

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skahammer — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:18:09 EDT

Looks like the Vagina Eels are going to have some competition.

At, you know, whatever they do.

skahammer

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zeitgeisty — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:12:59 EDT

Hi all.. I'm Zeitgeisty.. I think I can clear this matter up.. The calamari comment was not a euphemism, I was merely referring to an earlier post of mine whee I was speaking on expectations when it comes to dating...

Just enjoy the fried calamari."

I hope that clarifies things for you guys... But please continue to keep reading!!!

zeitgeisty

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valarmorghulis — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:11:27 EDT

@HamptonShmampton: yeah, sorry to have inflicted that upon you. you didn't really deserve it, but that's the only way i can picture an HJ now.
*shudder*

valarmorghulis

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DonPardoCalrissian — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:07:32 EDT

Does he mean onion rings? Cuz that's the butt.

I was going to say something about the blooming onion but I couldn't remember how to spell "prolapsed."

DonPardoCalrissian

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Clare — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:03:25 EDT

@moff: If that's something you're into, surely you've heard of this, then.
[laughlines.blogs.nytimes.com]

Clare

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HamptonShmampton — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:03:12 EDT

@valarmorghulis: OH. MY. GOD.

HamptonShmampton

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HamptonShmampton — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:01:15 EDT

I think what he means it, there was sexual catharsis. Maybe?

cocktail sauce breath really isn't that appealing though.

HamptonShmampton

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kathotdog — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:59:53 EDT

aomg - I'm so freaked out I cannot even type aomg. hee hee hee.
I need to look at pictures of cute puppies stat!1!!

kathotdog

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Moff — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:57:27 EDT

@Sara Benincasa: I would be more happy, because, y'know, the best way to make it onto Gawker is to write or do something egregiously retarded.

Moff

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valarmorghulis — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:56:28 EDT

@4Cats: yes, it's dirty, nasty, depraved, and cooked in oil

valarmorghulis

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Sara Benincasa — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:55:20 EDT

OMG! I wrote for the Blog-a-Log until a month ago, and never in the past year and a half did Gawker link to us...I am simultaneously happy, yet deeply sad.

Sara Benincasa

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valarmorghulis — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:54:25 EDT

@HamptonShmampton: google "Enumclaw, WA" and "horse" together.

@collegecallgirl: What are your feelings on tempura or an oil fondu?

valarmorghulis

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CopyofBlueboy — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:53:46 EDT

@NYM: Is "food poisoning" code for "herpes"? You can tell me.

CopyofBlueboy

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Moff — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:53:32 EDT

"She told me that when she first saw me she was struck, as I was her 'perfect type'. It's interesting how much smoother things go when you're someone's 'perfect type'.. You can relax, because you know they're not craning their necks to look for the next one down the line."

Until they find out you posted about enjoying the fried calamari on your blog and it ended up on Gawker.

Moff

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4Cats — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:50:56 EDT

Oh! I understand it now...

But why is it fried? Does that mean it's dirty?

4Cats

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NYM — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:50:54 EDT

I got food poisoning in 2006 from fried calamari.

NYM

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tempest — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:50:31 EDT

Watch out for that lemon wedge next to the fried calamari, though. Lemon juice stings. (Don't ask how I know...)

tempest

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RocketRockit — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:50:12 EDT

The truly sad thing is, I needed a visual of calamari to understand this. And now I have a lot of questions for this lady.

RocketRockit

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Moff — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:50:02 EDT

@collegecallgirl: What are your thoughts on this?

[gawker.com]

Moff

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Moff — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:47:04 EDT

@moff: I mean, ask them anything, and all they say is, "Neigh."

Moff

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Moff — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:46:15 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: I have a mom-related riposte, but it's really not enough to win this round. DAMMIT.

Moff

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YourDoctrinaire — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:44:44 EDT

Wait, how can you meet someone at a Dunkin' Donuts who is "a bit skinny"?

YourDoctrinaire

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PickleTitsTurner — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:44:30 EDT

I'll up his fried calamari one giant Sperm Whale.

Thar she blows!

PickleTitsTurner

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Moff — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:42:19 EDT

@HamptonShmampton: I don't know. It's really hard to ask a horse about her sexual history. They're super-sensitive.

Moff

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Hez — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:41:15 EDT

As heinous as "anal calamari" already sounds, it would be his insistence on showing me his "anal etchings" that would have me out of there, um... lickety split.

Hez

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:41:00 EDT

@moff: You read that cartoon at 22?

TheHonJudgeSmails

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mysterygirl — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:40:40 EDT

I hate to be service-y, but I think it's just a reference to one of his earlier posts, in which he wrote about how on a date you never know what the person on the other side of the appetizer is thinking.

But please, back to the innuendo. Rimming FTW!

mysterygirl

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Astrolabe — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:40:04 EDT

@Don Is:

You both enjoyed the penis and vagina?

Astrolabe

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HamptonShmampton — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:39:58 EDT

@moff: I was unaware of the term horse-rimming. The act itself...sure, but not the horse part.

HamptonShmampton

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jann9884 — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:39:35 EDT

@mindbling: That makes me not want calamari. Blech.

jann9884

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City_Dater — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:39:14 EDT

Like anyone really needed still more reason to stay the hell away from the Nerve personals.

City_Dater

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StrawBerryShortCake — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:39:03 EDT

i wouldn't even want him in my kickball team let alone my "calamari"

StrawBerryShortCake

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Moff — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:38:32 EDT

@Unfun: When I was little, I saw a cartoon in Penthouse of a guy and girl sitting on a couch, and the girl had one of the guy's hands entirely in her mouth. And the caption was:

"I really appreciate it, sweetie, but this wasn't what I had in mind when I asked for a handjob."

It was about five more years before I understood that cartoon.

Moff

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HamptonShmampton — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:38:03 EDT

@moff: I guess you've never had a virgin?

HamptonShmampton

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collegecallgirl — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:37:12 EDT

@moff: @Clare: For a sampler platter containing but not limited to jalapeno poppers, chicken fingers, and mozarella strips, I do anal. Twice.

collegecallgirl

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Moff — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:36:53 EDT

@Unfun: OK, fine, handjob. But c'mon -- who thinks of handjob before horse-rimming?

And yes, one would hope. Yikes.

Moff

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CopyofBlueboy — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:35:31 EDT

@Koreanish: Yes. I am chicken soup, chocolate cake, and pride.

I'm excited for my date tomorrow. We're going to "meet at the Porter T stop" and then "share the vegetable pakora" and then "pay the bill," if you know what I mean, heh heh heh.

CopyofBlueboy

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Moff — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:35:21 EDT

@Clare: Say, I know where they have the best onion loaf in NYC.

Moff

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Unfun — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:34:56 EDT

@moff: handjob? That does not resemble calamari though. One would hope.

Unfun

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Knucklehead Babylon — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:34:00 EDT

When that guy asks if you'd "like to see his record collection." Its a good idea to politely decline.

Knucklehead Babylon

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Unfun — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:33:43 EDT

I think it really means that they both enjoyed the fried calamari appetizer and then she refused to go home with him.

Unfun

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Clare — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:33:10 EDT

@collegecallgirl: You do too? Let's be friends.

Clare

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Moff — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:32:59 EDT

@collegecallgirl: Say, I know where they have the best onion loaf in NYC.

Moff

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Moff — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:32:27 EDT

@HamptonShmampton: There's nothing else sexual that starts with h.

And horse-rimming is always mutual -- or else, watch out!!! You're gonna get your kicks in a big way, buddy!!!

Moff

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collegecallgirl — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:30:53 EDT

I also put out for fried foods.

collegecallgirl

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HamptonShmampton — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:29:56 EDT

@moff: was it mutual rimming?? with cocktail sauce-so to speak...

I was thinking of something else...more of a temporary situation.

HamptonShmampton

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Gayyker — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:26:48 EDT

Gay 70s Adrian Brody?

Is that who we're paying attention to now?

Gayyker

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belltolls — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:26:45 EDT

@mindbling: Thanks! I was hoping it was something that wouldn't turn me off to calamari in the future.

belltolls

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Koreanish — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:26:42 EDT

@CopyofBlueboy: Well, you are what you eat.

Koreanish

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Chief Of The Fuzzers — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:26:29 EDT

Adrien Brody and his 3 inch shoulders do not impress me.

Chief Of The Fuzzers

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Koreanish — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:26:28 EDT

@mindbling: I thought that was called the RJ.

Koreanish

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CopyofBlueboy — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:24:19 EDT

He looks like fried calamari.

CopyofBlueboy

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mindbling — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:22:58 EDT

Anal. Fried calamari looks like buttholes.

mindbling

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Clare — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:22:24 EDT

All this clown's blog is making me horny for is fried food.

Clare

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Moff — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:22:02 EDT

@HamptonShmampton: How is horse-rimming like calamari?

Moff

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belltolls — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:20:10 EDT

But when she saw your linguine I bet that was the end of the evening.

belltolls

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Don Is — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:18:43 EDT

That's funny, because my wife and I went on a date last night and we both enjoyed the penis and vagina, so to speak.

Don Is

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cog_in_wheel — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:18:29 EDT

Raw calamari is more enjoyable than fried - nudge nudge wink wink.

cog_in_wheel

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doolittle — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:17:42 EDT

Not as "Zeitgeisty" as he's advertising, now is he?

doolittle

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HamptonShmampton — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:17:03 EDT

They all lie in their blogs.

Also, there's one thing I can think of that is sexual and could be compared to calamari...it starts with an "h".

HamptonShmampton

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Sarcastro — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:16:56 EDT

Perhaps "fried calamari" means they both need a douche.

Sarcastro

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Moff — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:14:41 EDT

"Cross me, and I will art you to death."

Moff

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BK_KT — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:13:00 EDT

Grossed out face emoticon.

BK_KT

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Moff — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:12:36 EDT

Wow. Wow. Wowee wow wow.

Moff

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La Cieca — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:12:23 EDT

They went to a club, met an octopus that was high on coke, took him home and had a three-way with him. Dude's hair is a dead giveaway.

La Cieca