<![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> @digitalsmoothie:It was, in fact, Bridal Cave. But how could you know that unless you have ESPN?

AuntPeniston

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> Well its business drunk. Its like rich drunk. Either way, its legal to drive.

LoveHandles

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> @VirusWithShoes: That's Chace the Crawford. Duh!

@Spirit Fingers: @AuntPeniston: I'm torn. Was it a 'Bridal Cave' with a lumpy stalagmite that looks like a precious moments figurine? That would affect the reckoning.

digitalsmoothie

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> @AuntPeniston: Right, you grab Gumby, I'll get the Etch A Sketch and that picture of Twiggy from Buck Rogers. Careful that big canoe doesn't fall on us during our getaway.

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> @crumb-bun: It's high time, in my opinion, that the American Kennel Club recognized the Freckled Boozehound as a legitimate breed.

They're just a bunch of fucking snobs.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> @Knucklehead Babylon: Ooooh yes, I knew there was a classy technical term...

technically merchandise

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> @Spirit Fingers: Good thing I carry wire cutters with me at all times. Now go bring the car around front and be ready high-tail it!

AuntPeniston

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> @glitter: Its acceptable if you call it "Robotripping."

Knucklehead Babylon

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> @glitter:

Usually more a green area on the rug.

jaywalke

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> What about drinking cough syrup and driving? Is that a grey area?

technically merchandise

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> @AuntPeniston: For me it awakens my inner kleptomaniac, as I've been plotting on the Etch A' Sketch for a month. It's probably only held up there with chicken wire, right? Probably.

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> What offends me more is their flagrant misuse of the colon. Which I think might still be illegal in Texas.

TroutSavant

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> I'm glad to see someone standing up for adults' civil liberties.

If a blind, 70 year-old suffering from dimensia is able to get behind the wheel; why can't someone who's had two cocktails?

At least the latter's actually likely to avoid a pedestrian in the road and be able to swerve out of the way of an accident.

Then again, that's something I love about NYC: not having to drive.

straightgawker

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> @Spirit Fingers: I really wish you hadn't pointed that out. Now I'm going to feel his eyes on me all day.

AuntPeniston

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> "Freckled boozehound" is great. Please always use with her name whenever you refer to her in future.

crumb-bun

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> Apparently, it's a bad idea because those people are just so damn happy.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> I'm disturbed that Gawker knows where my local Bennigan's is located

Rozelle’s Bagman

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> Taxes.

A good idea for everyone else.

But not for MisterHippity.

("I'm MisterHippity, and I approved this message.")

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> @contradicto: DAMM: Drunks Against Mad Mothers.

SidAndFinancy

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> Apologies for going all Jezebelly there. I've not been around for a while.

lululemming

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> No to miss the point entirely, but surely the USA Today has people in charge of making sure their full-page ads are in good taste. Is print media such a sinking ship that they'll just run anything no How did this slip through? I'm [clutches pearls] appalled.

What next? Rape whistles: A good idea for [picture of Mike Tyson]
a bad idea for:

[picture of frat boy spiking a girls drink], [picture of dude on a date with drunk girl], [picture of Kobe Bryant].

Christ.

lululemming

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> @AuntPeniston: I'm going with theme chain restaurant, because there are only so many skirt steaks and ultimate strawberry margheritas before one realizes there's a Gumby on the wall.

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> @VirusWithShoes: wear 3 pair of socks

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> I can get dwunk annnnd dwive whevevah I wan' now. Whereth Bananigins agin? Whererrarr my coke pamnts.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> That picture of Lohan makes me want to chase the dragon. Which is a lot like Chase the Crawford, but less sickening.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> BADD: Boozehounds Applauding Drunk Driving

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> @digitalsmoothie:The parents of a good friend of mine got married in a cave. Not sure which is worse.

AuntPeniston

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> @whoneedslight: LOL me too

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> @digitalsmoothie: Yes.

Richard

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> I am totally buying a USA Today.

whoneedslight

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> And isn't that photo on the left from a wedding? Do they have those at Bennigan's now?

digitalsmoothie

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> Wake up call when you've become a stock photo.

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> @Sarcastro: It really is the greatest. Essential, even. Although I hope at some point I will be able to be moderate enough for this not to be a concern. What I really need is one of those gadgets on the internet.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> Booze activists? I must have missed that table on the mall as an undergraduate.

I once turned 'Hansen' into 'Hanson' in a bibliography for a paper; my advisor berated me for turning his mentor into a member of the worst boy band, evarz.

digitalsmoothie

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> I can't believe someone is fighting for this! Yay!

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> One of the underappreciated benefits of urban living: Getting tanked and being able to either walk home or use public transportation.

Sure, you might get mugged now and again, but life is never risk-free.

*HIC*

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> I never said it was safe to suck down a bottle of mezcal and play chicken with other motorists. I just said it was reallly really fun.

Knucklehead Babylon

]]> <![CDATA[Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong]]> Why don't the photos at the bottom have captions ... some ideas:

They know all the backroads home.

They've never been caught for a DUI - yet.

They bribe the cop in the small town who was drinking at the bar right next to them when he pulled them over.

SHEESH.

tempest

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