Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer - Gawker Comments

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

Tattertotter — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:12:04 EDT

Am I the only one who felt a little like throwing-up--not just quesy, but totally blowing chunks--when they first read this? [And to stop someone else from making the joke here, no I do not mean blowing hunks.]

Tattertotter

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

katieee — Sat, 03 May 2008 07:46:23 EDT

@contradicto: He had mutton to lose.

katieee

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

Smirk — Fri, 02 May 2008 19:40:48 EDT

What a boner killer.

Smirk

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

storybynori — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:59:59 EDT

@bonera: Genius!

storybynori

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

storybynori — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:58:52 EDT

@Dickdogfood: Nah, no worries there I would think. The cannibals of late were straight: i.e. the Tompkins Park character who boiled his ballerina gal pal and served her as soup and the loon down in New Orleans who had his gal's head in a pot and legs in the oven for gumbo which he followed with a splendid leap from a hotel roof.

storybynori

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

bigspike — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:55:19 EDT

Gordon Ramsey had probably advised him to use something local and fresh.

bigspike

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

VirusWithShoes — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:54:51 EDT

@peterparker69: I heard the salad was a bit too oily, though. Ugh.

VirusWithShoes

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

peterparker69 — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:46:52 EDT

Well at least he cooked the flesh! There's nothing more disgusting than eating human flesh when it is raw.

peterparker69

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

Itsjustcatnip — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:24:11 EDT

@KarenUhOh: No no, it's "Long-Pork-Cake"

Itsjustcatnip

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

if_i_only_had_a_heart — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:12:52 EDT

@JinxyMcDeath: and what wine does that go with

if_i_only_had_a_heart

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

Smitros — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:07:46 EDT

What seasoning was he going to use?

The public has a right to know.

Smitros

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

AuntPeniston — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:45:54 EDT

@VirusWithShoes: Sorry, I hocked your tiara and used the money to buy a couple cases of Fighting Cock. I'm crafty like that.

AuntPeniston

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

Elektra — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:45:43 EDT

It's stories like this that make me so very fucking happy that I'm back in the dating pool.

Elektra

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

VirusWithShoes — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:42:40 EDT

@AuntPeniston: Tell me about it!

If they ever find out I'm straight, they'll fucking kill me. And take the tiara back.

VirusWithShoes

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

miss_msry — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:33:54 EDT

@monkeyhead:

Didn't they have Brazilian waxes in the early '90s?

miss_msry

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

AuntPeniston — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:32:48 EDT

I guess it must be tough dealing with reality after coming down from the high of being crowned Mr. Gay UK.

AuntPeniston

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

contradicto — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:28:01 EDT

Are we sure he just wasn't hungry for some tube steak?

contradicto

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

VirusWithShoes — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:25:59 EDT

Hey, Mr. Gay UK - Bite me!

VirusWithShoes

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

Koreanish — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:25:23 EDT

This is what happens when you're raised without any irony, isn't it?

Koreanish

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

bonera — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:19:53 EDT

There's nothing like cumin on a friend.

bonera

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

WideStanceRomancer — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:19:31 EDT

This takes the excuse of eatin' ain't cheatin' to a new low.

WideStanceRomancer

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

Dickdogfood — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:19:06 EDT

This would be sorta chucklesome if I wasn't positive that homophobic jerkwad blogs weren't gonna be using this as proof that the way of the gay is a wicked one, and that the biased liberal media jackals aren't covering this as much as they should because they are biased and liberal. And jackals.

Dickdogfood

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

AndIAmTellingYou — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:18:57 EDT

@valet_of_the_dolls: Or the one that took 50 Euros out of my wallet.

AndIAmTellingYou

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

Calraigh — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:18:45 EDT

@JinxyMcDeath: Spotted Dick.
Have you tasted English fast food?

Calraigh

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

UnstableMabel — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:14:55 EDT

@extracrispy: In the context of this post, your name makes me giggle.

UnstableMabel

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

valet_of_the_dolls — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:10:09 EDT

I am totally going to stop complaining about the trick who stole my weed.

valet_of_the_dolls

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

JinxyMcDeath — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:01:57 EDT

All I can think of is...what horrifying trauma did he experience as a child to make him want to eat human flesh?

JinxyMcDeath

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

SuperBien — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:00:29 EDT

Patrick Bateman, meet your gay, UK-based counterpart, the "English Psycho" . . .

SuperBien

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:57:50 EDT

Eat your heart out, Jeffrey Dahmer

An interesting thought, in and of itself.

/Carlin

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!?

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

fiveinchtaint — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:55:51 EDT

Other facts of the case:

- Old tilt-a-whirl car found in garage
- Black blow-up doll dressed as an undercover cop
- My Sharona was playing on repeat

Looks like Ethan Hawke had a stalker, too. You're not so special, Uma.

fiveinchtaint

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

AndSheWas — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:53:39 EDT

@extracrispy: Don't give any ideas to the next generation of professional baseballers.

AndSheWas

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

monkeyhead — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:53:10 EDT

The only thing NSFW about that photo is the huge bush.

monkeyhead

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

UnstableMabel — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:52:08 EDT

In his defence, he probably met him down the local meat market.

UnstableMabel

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

BalknChain — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:48:03 EDT

Hannibal Rising

BalknChain

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

dola — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:46:53 EDT

The soundtrack for Ravenous was pretty awesome though.

dola

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

tempest — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:46:49 EDT

The rainbow blankie is a nice touch - just in case anyone thought he was the winner of the "Mr. Straight UK" title.

tempest

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

EleanorRigby — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:46:41 EDT

I guess he didn't rub the lotion on his skin correctly...

EleanorRigby

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

BalknChain — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:46:09 EDT

Cannibal Hector

BalknChain

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

ByTheWhiskersOfKurviTasch — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:46:08 EDT

Don't ask about the au jus.

ByTheWhiskersOfKurviTasch

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

Nard — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:43:58 EDT

This makes it even creepier that "Clay Aiken" is an anagram for "lay in cake."

Nard

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

contradicto — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:43:24 EDT

This is what happens when you're raised on mutton.

contradicto

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

extracrispy — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:43:03 EDT

When protein smoothies just don't seem to work anymore.

extracrispy

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

KarenUhOh — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:42:13 EDT

@KarenUhOh: He said that already, dummy.

KarenUhOh

Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

KarenUhOh — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:41:40 EDT

Beefcake.

KarenUhOh