Sunglasses! Edgy! - Gawker Comments

Sunglasses! Edgy!

unclevanya — Wed, 14 May 2008 23:29:00 EDT

"We are the Wiggles Borg. Your distinctiveness will be added to our own."

unclevanya

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citykids — Mon, 05 May 2008 10:06:45 EDT

I say send 'em both down to Mexico.

citykids

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Rosewater — Sun, 04 May 2008 21:58:53 EDT

Generation WTVR.

Rosewater

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SmittenKitten — Fri, 02 May 2008 19:26:18 EDT

our future is so bright we gotta wear shadez.

SmittenKitten

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famousauthor — Fri, 02 May 2008 18:58:33 EDT

"She hates it that my sunglasses are more visible than hers."

famousauthor

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Maulleigh — Fri, 02 May 2008 18:05:32 EDT

She looks about six months along by now. Yeah, any time.

Maulleigh

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rogadelic — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:08:51 EDT

Tattooed bodyguard farts on hipsters.

rogadelic

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Jamerson7 — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:47:33 EDT

"Ashlee's fetus exposed to dangerously high levels of irony"

Jamerson7

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mukulele — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:13:00 EDT

Ugliest potential baby EVER.

mukulele

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intothelight — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:45:30 EDT

what's that reflected in pete wentz's sunglasses? oh my god, amy winehouse, put some clothes on!

intothelight

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TMDoc — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:42:28 EDT

quirky!

TMDoc

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MyMuffinTop — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:32:46 EDT

"They're not sunglasses. They're shades."

MyMuffinTop

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intothelight — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:22:59 EDT

post-apocalypse zombies find love among the ruins.

intothelight

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Private Hangnail — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:16:15 EDT

Cartoon-wear goes on and on.

Private Hangnail

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Steverino — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:13:08 EDT

Blind Youths Bravely Care For, Dress Themselves

Steverino

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Steverino — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:09:56 EDT

Blind Youths Pick Out Their Own Clothes

Steverino

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Steverino — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:07:08 EDT

Pop Stars Walk Solemnly Into Inferno

Steverino

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Steverino — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:04:09 EDT

Dim Singer With Tinted Glasses Thinks World Is On Fire, Will Use Ashlee Simpson As Shield When Necessary

Steverino

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intothelight — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:55:56 EDT

magic sunglasses blind their wearers to the ugliness around them.

intothelight

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Theda_Bara — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:51:20 EDT

Wentz "Happy To See Ashlee," Passes Off As Marble

Theda_Bara

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semiserious — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:45:14 EDT

@arguablythemostfamous:
Don't you dare insult Daria like that!

semiserious

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Adminitraitor — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:38:09 EDT

Wentz, Simpson model Prada's new Dollar Store line of sunglasses.

Adminitraitor

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BalknChain — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:34:56 EDT

Drum Majorette and Majorly Dumb

BalknChain

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TedSez — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:33:26 EDT

Lip-Syncher and Hip Singer Link Fingers, Protect Their Blinkers

TedSez

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cockfightbarmitzvah — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:18:10 EDT

Filming begins on the remake of John Carpenter's "They Live" staring Pete Wentz as a down-on-his-luck construction worker who discovers a pair of mysterious sunglasses that allows the world to see him for what he really is. A total fuggin' douchebag.

cockfightbarmitzvah

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Itsjustcatnip — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:14:28 EDT

Nutcracker Nutcracker Let down thy hair.

Itsjustcatnip

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Steverino — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:05:53 EDT

Four Eyes Protected, Millions of Eyes Assaulted

Steverino

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Steverino — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:04:13 EDT

2020: Boy Leads Michael Jackson to Court During Fourth Trial

Steverino

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Steverino — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:59:43 EDT

Incestuous Lovers Freed From Alphabet City Polygamist Compound

Steverino

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arguablythemostfamous — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:58:44 EDT

Daria and Trent Out For a Stroll

arguablythemostfamous

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BeGee — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:58:35 EDT

'80s B-Boy emerges from time machine, befriended by alien female.

BeGee

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Steverino — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:57:49 EDT

Celebrity Impersonators Find Love in Harmony Korine's Mister Lonely

Steverino

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fingerfingerfinger — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:54:56 EDT

Ashlee Simpson's Lonely Arts Club Man

fingerfingerfinger

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Spirit Fingers — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:50:04 EDT

Stylist Eaten Alive By Monkeys!

What other excuse could there be?

Spirit Fingers

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TedCopacabana — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:49:25 EDT

Ashley Simpson encourages Pete Wentz to do his best Ray Charles impression as they walk to his audition for the new Hobbit movie.

TedCopacabana

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TedSez — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:46:47 EDT

Coming Soon: Limply Red and Pudge Moody in Blinding Emo

TedSez

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SidAndFinancy — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:43:26 EDT

The 80s Wentz Thataway!

SidAndFinancy

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contradicto — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:38:44 EDT

Douchey emo punks head to their high school literary magazine meeting.

contradicto

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MrInBetween — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:38:14 EDT

Fashion Blind Leading the Fashion Blind

MrInBetween

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SpeakerCity — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:37:16 EDT

Simpson Bummed When Finally Realizes That, Yes, She Is Actually Dating Pete Wentz.

SpeakerCity

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koala325 — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:36:59 EDT

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz stroll through London after visiting the gift shop at Elton John's country estate in Old Windsor.

koala325

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rubyruby — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:36:25 EDT

These sunglasses totally hide my baby bump, duh!

rubyruby

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SpeakerCity — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:34:26 EDT

Rumer Willis and Sean White Attend Oakley Boardriding Event.

SpeakerCity

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semiserious — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:26:21 EDT

Eye wear prevents bang grease from stinging eyes.

semiserious

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semiserious — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:25:24 EDT

Protecting your eyes from the sun can be fun and fashionable! First obscure them with your bangs, than top it off with a pair of novelty sunglasses.

semiserious

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AndIAmTellingYou — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:24:51 EDT

"We all live in a Yellow Reality, a Yellow Reality, a Yellow Reality..."

AndIAmTellingYou

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depardoo — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:21:36 EDT

The same hairdresser did our bangs.

depardoo

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depardoo — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:19:25 EDT

This sweatshirt is also an X-ray machine. Those are my ribs.

depardoo

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fiveinchtaint — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:18:55 EDT

President Bush's Special Envoy To Britain A Little Too Special

fiveinchtaint

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SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:18:55 EDT

The First Annual Ugly Sweatshirt & Shades Award Goes To...

Two Irrelevant People Quietly Ponder Why They're Incessantly Followed; The Public Does The Same

SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley

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tempest — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:16:56 EDT

"Don't you just hate getting paint in your eyes? I do!"

tempest

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323339 — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:16:51 EDT

Terre Haute High's Drama Club Trip to London?

323339

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MyCubeHas3Sides — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:15:19 EDT

Colorful Tele-tubbies almost look like us after diets.

MyCubeHas3Sides

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MyCubeHas3Sides — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:14:52 EDT

@xhack: Lovw that one!

MyCubeHas3Sides

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StrawBerryShortCake — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:13:49 EDT

going with the bride of frankenstein choice, interesting

StrawBerryShortCake

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Nard — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:10:38 EDT

"These boots are made for goose-steppin,' and that's just what they'll do . . ."

Nard

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xhack — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:10:28 EDT

Misshape runs off with Sgt. Pepper's illegitimate daughter.

xhack