<![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> The folks over at www.ae911truth.org had a physics professor, an architect, and CYNTHIA MCKINNEY as speakers at an event. I don't know about all of y'all, but Cindy McKinney is the deal-breaker when it comes to whether I believe them or not.

RenRen

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> Didn't someone post this already? Or am I just having an interesting case of deja vu for having slipped out of the Matrix?

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> @famousauthor: The internet is the best way to get across these shocking beliefs, even if they were planted there by MKULTRA Black-Ops soldiers in black helicopters from the United Nations, working secretly for the New World Order created by the Bilderberg group in Portugal. I can only hope that when he blogs about the 'Topic for another day" he can tie in the seven-foot-tall lizards from outer space and how the CIA gave me LSD and now I can't die.

By just typing that I've put my eternal life in danger since I'm currently residing in Moloch's backyard, within stalking distance of Bohemian Grove? A place where the world's most powerful men gather to hold the world's most powerful meeting of the 'He-Man Woman Haters Club" and piss on trees. It's not a huge secret about the forty-foot tall owl and the annual "Cremation of Care" ceremony.

Take your pick from a number of clips of the ceremony:
[www.youtube.com]

Topsyjane

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> @Dusty in the Wind: That shitty website looks like it's selling a 0% down real estate program for a reason. You know this, right?

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> THERE ARE 40 POUND BEAVERS PARTYING IN THE WEST VILLAGE!

Saxon 212

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> You mean they still do ritualistic murders, like the Incas, and the Aztecs, and the Learned Elders of Zion? HOLYSHIT!

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> the internets are a beautiful place to learn.

A Nooner For Nina

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> @Dusty in the Wind: Thank you for your comments.

As for the "porno star," you're referring to the alleged Jeff Gannon / Johnny Gosch connection, detailed here:

[www.rense.com]

rizzuto

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]>

Some day, it might be worthwhile to feature a few 9/1l skeptics with expertise extending beyond entertainment...

[www.ae911truth.org]

But then again, maybe that just kills the fun, huh?

Dusty in the Wind

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> @VirusWithShoes:
he does go too heavy on the starch, so yes.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> Well, he's right about the 9/11 part.

As for Bohemian Grove, Nixon famously slighted that institution as too "faggy" for his evil tastes.

And wasn't that gay porno star who ended up with press credentials in the White House and exposed after lobbing softball questions alleged by some family to be their son, missing since childhood?

Good times.

Dusty in the Wind

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> The internet is available in the clink? As of thirty minutes ago I was informed that my stint at this temp job is soon concluding...Three hots and a cot and the internet/access to Gawker? My worries ameliorate but must plot a criminal act for this weekend.

storybynori

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> Is this where he's getting his news from?
[www.prisonplanet.com]

meepmeep

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> @VirusWithShoes: you said you lost my projector!

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> @SarahMcL: THORAZINE CAN BE COUNTER-ACTED AGAINST BY DRINKING THREE GALLONS OF DIET-COKE DAILY. IT CONTAINS ASPARTAME WHICH IS DONALD RUMSFELD'S WAY OF KEEPING EVERYBODY INSANE AND WANTING CHIPS. I CAN COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU FOR SIX HOURS AS I'VE GOT A COPY OF POWERPOINT AND A PROJECTOR I SOURCED FROM A FRIEND IN NEW JERSEY AND LOTS OF FREE TIME ON MY HANDS.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> @VirusWithShoes: The only way to gain access to me is superfluous. misplaced. punctuation.

dummyfakeroller

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> @BullfightsOnAcid: YOU HAVE FALLEN INTO THEIR TRAP. YOUR LACK OF SHOUTEYNESS IN PIXEL FORM AND LACK OF PUNCTUATION IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT FROM THE SHEEPLE OF THIS WORLD. YOU ARE CORRECT ABOUT THE SQUIRRELS, MY FRIEND - THE GRAND ORDER OF BARRY, A SQUIRREL FRONT FOR GUN-RUNNING AND BASKET-SNATCHING - HAD AN ENORMOUS HOARD OF NUTS HIDDEN AT THE BASE OF THE NORTH TOWER. TWO WEEKS BEFORE 9/11, SEVERAL MEN WERE SEEN COMING FROM THE TOWER WITH THEIR CHEEKS STUFFED TO THE BRIM WITH NUTS. MANY HAVE SAID THEY WERE JEWISH, BUT THEY ARE WRONG AS MOST JEWS HAVE A SERIOUS NUT ALLERGY AND WOULD NOT RISK BEING DETECTED IN THIS MANNER. IT IS MORE LIKELY THEY WERE METS FANS, ANGRY AT THE WORLD, AND THEREFORE OPEN TO ALL MANNER OF DASTARDLYNESS.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> @VirusWithShoes: Hilarious. Let's put you on Thorazine and see how you do.

SarahMcL

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> @SarahMcL: YOUR PROBLEMS ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO THOSE WHO TOIL DAILY AND NIGHTLY AND THEN SOMETIMES IN THE AFTERNOON IF THE GUARDS AREN'T PAYING CLOSE ATTENTION TO GET THE TRUTH AS WE SHOULD SEE IT OUT THERE TO THE THREE PEOPLE WHO TOOK MY PAMPHLETS LAST WEDNESDAY. THE PRESIDENT OF VENEZUELA, RICARDO MONTALBAN, SAID THE EXACT SAME THING AS YOU LAST WEEK ON ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SOAP OPERAS ON FOX NEWS. SHE EXPRESSED HER DISTASTE FOR THE TRUTH AS SHE HAS BEEN CAUGHT EATING RODENTS FROM TRASH COMPACTORS AND THEN READING THE ENTRAILS IN ORDER TO SEE HOW THE EURO WILL COMPARE TO THE DOLLAR IN 2009 SO SHE CAN WIN A BET SHE HAS WITH CLAY AIKEN, THE FAMOUS MASS-MURDERER FROM HAWAII.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> @VirusWithShoes: caps lock is just the initial stage of awakening i have moved to the next stage which is all lower case no punctuation and the ability to see how the squirrels are behind 911 and jamie lynn spearss pregnancy

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> @dummyfakeroller: CAPS LOCK IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT LIES ACROSS TO YOU - BY SHOUTING IT STRAIGHT INTO YOUR EYES AND PAST A FRONTAL-LOBE THAT HAS BEEN SHRUNKEN BY LOWER-CASE HIPSTERS AND TEXT MESSAGING FOR FAR TOO LONG.

@Shivery.McPickles: THEY HAD ME ON SO-CALLED MEDICATION FOR A NUMBER OF YEARS UNTIL I WALKED ACROSS A LEY-LINE IN A FOREST OUTSIDE DUSSELDORF BACK IN 2005. THE POWER SURGED THROUGH ME AND MY TESTICLES SWELLED UP TO THE SIZE OF BIG MACS AND FOR ONCE I FINALLY SAW THE TRUTH AND LEAVES AROUND ME. THERE WERE ALSO TWIGS AND SOME BADGERS IN THE UNDERGROWTH WHICH I PUT DOWN TO THE NATURAL SCHEME OF THINGS REALLY. I WAS FINALLY AWAKENED LATER BY A DOG-WALKER WITH A CONCERNED LOOK UPON HIS FACE. HIS DOG SNIFFED ME CAREFULLY FOR BOMBS AND SPOKE FLUENT ENGLISH WITH ONLY THE SLIGHTEST OF ACCENTS.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> @VirusWithShoes: Some people have real problems. Some of us have family members who have real problems. Come on.

SarahMcL

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> @VirusWithShoes: For a while I was thinking, "I'd like to support the continued refusal of whatever medication you've gone off of." But then you mentioned that Duane only screams in Dutch. And now I know, this MUST BE REAL.

Shivery.McPickles

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> Prodigy, you may have written some very..insightful things in your rant. However, I cannot read when you're shouting at me in caps lock. It's just rude.

dummyfakeroller

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> @mitchel_stevens: THIS DUANE YOU SPEAK OF IS A PLASTIC INTERLOPER DEVELOPED BY THE NSA AND MATTEL TO SPREAD DISINFORMATION ABOUT CITRUS FRUIT TO UNDERPRIVILEGED HORSES SO THAT SWITZERLAND CAN RISE UP IN THE YEAR 2015 TO TAKE ITS UNHOLY MIGHT AND USE IT AGAINST THE SO-CALLED SPORT OF FIGURE-SKATING. THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE FAKE-DUANE HOLD YOUR LIGHTER AGAINST HIM - HE WILL NEVER RECOIL, ONLY MELT AND SCREAM IN DUTCH.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> @VirusWithShoes:
duane's pretty sweet. he runs a drop-off service in brooklyn too!

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> The World Grid theory was an episode of Charmed and Shannen Dougherty said to STFU Mobb Deep.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> @AuntPeniston: YOU WILL NEVER RECOVER UNTIL EVERY SOFA IS CHECKED FOR LISTENING DEVICES CONNECTED TO MR. BILL GATES' ALASKAN PRISON-PALACE WHERE HE KEEPS THE REAL COPY OF VISTA THAT ACTUALLY WORKS AND HAS DRIVERS FOR MY 5 YEAR OLD EPSON PRINTER UNDER LOCK AND KEY SO I CANNOT PRINT OFF THE TRUTH AND HAND IT TO PEOPLE AT THE TRAIN STATION WHILE THEY WAIT FOR TRANSPORT THAT RARELY ARRIVES UNLESS AUTHORISED BY DICK CHENEY OR JIMMY BUFFETT.

@Jill7: YOUR POWERS AND NINE-DIMENSIONAL CATS ARE A TOPIC FOR ANOTHER DAY. THE FOIL IS USELESS!!!

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> The ministry of FIRE, STEEL and JET FUEL is listed directly below the ministry of SILLY WALKS.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> I'm an expert in the field of Iron, but not steel. Or jet fuel for that matter...

marvel girl

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> @Colonel Mustard: It makes just about as much sense as using the blood of Christian children to make matzah.

JinxyMcDeath

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> Why hasn't Tom Cruise helped this guy out?

Jill7

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> @VirusWithShoes: It's because of creatures like you that I have to go through life wrapped in aluminum foil. You may think you're controlling my nine cats and my brainwaves but I have my own Powers and Dimensions!

Jill7

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> @VirusWithShoes: That last line. I may never recover.

AuntPeniston

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> Fine. But when will a hip hop star finally unravel the mystery of the disappearance of the Cathars?

Where are you, Chuck D? America needs you now more than ever.

Kim Gordon's Panties

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> I'll have what he's having.

Lonesome_George

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> Visible energy lines? Again??

BadUncle

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> FIRE, STEEL, AND JET FUEL > Earth, Wind and Fire

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> @JinxyMcDeath: I'm confused, though, despite his crystalline ramblings...when he says "MOCK" SACRIFICE, what the hell does that mean? Like, either they immolated some babies or they didn't, right?

"Okay, Bob, this one is just a practice. Burn the kid, but don't waste the incense! We need it for the 'real thing'."

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> I majored in Fire, with a minor in Jet Fuel; but nobody asked for my opinion.

@BullfightsOnAcid: Isn't that how the "Hammy the Hampster" signed off each show?

Ruutuu

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> In the hippie era rents were cheap or nonexistant and there was lots of money around and plenty of time to expound on energy forces criss-crossing the LES. Instead of rap lyrics or blogs there were Moody Blues tunes.

nightwatchman_flamekeeper

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> THE EARTH PRODUCES NATURAL ENERGY THAT SHOOTS UP AND DOWN IN A VORTEX OR DOUBLE HELIX SHAPE.

Instead of a star, can I have the above described phenomenon next to my commenter name?

PickleTitsTurner

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> He's talking about a blood libel...how very original...(Jews slowly packing things up)

JinxyMcDeath

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> BUT THAT IS A TOPIC FOR ANOTHER DAY.

I can't wait...seriously I can't.

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> Hippie drivel on the intellectual level of Aqualung.

nightwatchman_flamekeeper

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> At least some members of the prison population in this country aren't wasting their time working out.

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> THE ENORMOUS DEVIL PARAKEET "DUANE" STOLE MY BOXERS FROM MY DRYER WHICH WAS POWERED BY SECRET LINES OF ELECTRICITY RUNNING THROUGH MY HOUSE WHICH TERMINATE IN "MAGIC HOLES" BURROWED INTO THE VERY WALLS I TALK TO DAILY. "DUANE" HAS BEEN SEEN FLYING ABOVE SCHOOL YARDS WEARING MY UNDERWEAR AND OBTAINING STORE CREDIT UNDER MY NAME WITH WHICH HE BUYS TOASTER OVENS FROM AN UNDERGROUND DISCOUNT ELECTRICAL GOODS SUPPLY RUN BY LOU DOBBS AND OTHER MEMBERS OF "THE BELGIUM OCTAGON SECT" WHICH HAS TIES BACK TO THE NAZI PARTY AND SERIES TWO OF AMERICAN IDOL. PEOPLE I AM SORRY TO SAY THAT 87% OF MISSING SOCKS AND UNDERWEAR ARE BEING KEPT HIDDEN IN MONTANA AND ARE BEING SEXUALLY ABUSED BY MASSIVE CAGED-BIRDS WHO HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED BY GEORGE MICHAEL OF KENT AND OTHER ROYAL DIGNITARIES. THERE IS A PARKING LOT IN ST. PETERSBURG WHERE ALL THE MONGOOSES IN SOUTH EAST ASIA CONGREGATE EVERY SPRING TO BRING ABOUT A NEGATIVE ENERGY TO COUNTERACT THE POSITIVE ENERGY FROM APPLE TREES IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> When I lived in the Midwest, someone told me once the Gateway to Hell is in North Platte, Nebraska.

I still haven't figured out if he was talking about the smell from the hog farms or if it was written in Genesis.

fearlessforecaster

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> Is Molech the demon owl related in any way to Woodsy the anti-litter owl? "Give a hoot, don't practice homosexual baby burnings in the forest"

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> So-called "Alex Jones" an' wutnot!

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> Ah man, and I loved "Shook Ones." Makes me wonder what Grand Puba has to say about all this.

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> Umm, he could parlay this craziness into some dope rap lyrics.

"It amazes me how the families of the people/Who's lives were destroyed by this satanic ritual/Fail to raise hell over this bullshit/Only Alex Jones can help the innocent."

AndSheWas

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> Ah man, do I really have to do research on DNA to understand this whole 'world grid' concept. Couldn't you just give me the Cliff Notes version?

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> I'll still buy his album.

Hamilton Nolan

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> I don't know all of what he's in for, but aggravated gullibility has to be one of the charges.

Smitros

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> keyboard - on the left - third button up "Caps Lock" - check it out!

sidemouse

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> @MyCubeHas3Sides: forgot to link to example: [www.amazon.com]
(and mythspelled Asprin)


MyCubeHas3Sides

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> He's bringing great shame and embarassment to all the great rappers to have come out of the Queensbridge Housing Project.

Represent for the L.I.C.!

AuntPeniston

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> I'd like to point out that the giant Satan owl I worship is spelled "Moloch."

Knucklehead Babylon

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> You know, I'm not going to listen to him until he lowers his voice a little bit and stops shouting.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> "Natural Energy Lines" comment actually made me smile; it reminded me of a great book series Myth by Robert Lynn Aspirin.
"Mything link" example of one of the titles (they all play on Myth/Miss).
In it the fumbling wizard and his demon side-kick use these invisible energy lines to gather power for their spells.
Great series!
As for Mobb Deep, meh, whatever.





MyCubeHas3Sides

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> Thankfully, the Giant Demon Owl has been removed from the list of endangered non-species.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]>

What? Ley-Lines. My hometown was built on them. Dublin, NH - the tiny town with the highest percentage of people sitting on massive trust funds in the country. Coincidence? Prodigy and I know the real story.
[en.wikipedia.org]

SarahMcL

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> It's funny 'cause it's true!

flossy

]]> <![CDATA[Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy]]> Dear Mr. Prodigy,

Will you ghostwrite my letters-to-the-editor?

Sincerely,
Sarcastro

Sarcastro

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