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Andre J. Will Teach You How to Strut

DigitalVersicolor — Mon, 05 May 2008 03:47:33 EDT

Grow up.

Andre J. Will Teach You How to Strut

Saxon 212 — Fri, 02 May 2008 20:51:14 EDT

I see him on the street all the time and it's always a gasp!
I love him and I hope many,many 16 year old Estonian girls will hand over the loot.

Saxon 212

Andre J. Will Teach You How to Strut

m4mugatu — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:00:53 EDT

Miss 'Dre wurks it/works at Pat Field's store in the EastVill...

m4mugatu

Andre J. Will Teach You How to Strut

depardoo — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:49:44 EDT

He's got Madonna's forearms.

depardoo

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Gayyker — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:48:14 EDT

I saw him last month in the West Village on a random Sunday Afternoon.

The beard was in full. effect.

Gayyker

Andre J. Will Teach You How to Strut

misssgolightly — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:25:36 EDT

@CaptainHangNail: I assume it's mandatory to have a "J" somewhere in the name as well.

misssgolightly

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Private Hangnail — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:17:55 EDT

@misssgolightly: There are many, many six-foot tall black men who will teach one how to strut. It's a growth industry.

Private Hangnail

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AndIAmTellingYou — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:16:00 EDT

@semiserious: *oh snap!*

AndIAmTellingYou

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semiserious — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:13:44 EDT

@Dusty in the Wind: "Ladies if you really want to please your man, you have to tickle his balls a little with your beard. Works like a charm!"

semiserious

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KittyCalf — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:13:03 EDT

wurk!!!

KittyCalf

Andre J. Will Teach You How to Strut

KittyCalf — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:12:38 EDT

wurk it andre!

KittyCalf

Andre J. Will Teach You How to Strut

Dusty in the Wind — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:10:07 EDT

Yeah, for five bills he should also tutor on blow job technique.

Okay, that was wrong.

Dusty in the Wind

Andre J. Will Teach You How to Strut

mitchel_stevens — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:07:34 EDT

will he teach me how to grow that beard? god, it looks epic. i could keep birds in that thing.

mitchel_stevens

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semiserious — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:06:18 EDT

$500 for 8 hours of androgofemme services is a steal. Just ask Eddie Murphy.

semiserious

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mukulele — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:06:14 EDT

I love Andre J. He once complimented my sequined fannypack. If I had 500 bones, I'd probably hand it over for some quality time with Andre.

mukulele

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misssgolightly — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:01:20 EDT

Is this Miss Jay from ANTM, or are there multiple six-foot tall black men who teach women to strut in heels?

misssgolightly

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dummyfakeroller — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:59:57 EDT

I am 10 inches too short and the wrong gender to be a pro at walking in heels. I may as well give up now.

dummyfakeroller

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cog_in_wheel — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:59:08 EDT

$500 to learn how to walk like a man in heels? I'll pass.

cog_in_wheel

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FitnessMadeSimple — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:55:45 EDT

When you gonna drop Magnum on us, Andre?

FitnessMadeSimple

Andre J. Will Teach You How to Strut

sassypants — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:53:10 EDT

$500? That's a bit steep for a walking class. If he is including how to skip and sashay, I'm in.

sassypants