<![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally - Gawker Comments]]>

<![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> @In Other News...: *my special Eurasian Oblong* xoxo

]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> @BalknChain: I like it when you call me that. Whisper it again.

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]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> What?! Everyone gets the same guy coming up and trying to kiss them? That bastard told me I was special...

arguablythemostfamous

]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> It's much more fun to tease guido with the offering, just to watch him wanting it in his mouth. If only I could slap him with it. . .

WideStanceRomancer

]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> Even I preferred the lady, and I'm usually all over those gay ethnic guys.

bytememehard

]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> I became a mento to a special needs Eurasion Oblong.

]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> @MisterHippity: ... in her USB PORT, I mean.

Fuck. I should have quit after my first comment.

]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> @MisterHippity: SOME things are easier, that is. Blerg!

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> Bitch wouldn't take the gum from me so I punched my monitor.

]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> @mark duffy: I'd like to put my dongle in her USB drive.

]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> I just learned that things are easier to insert in my computer's CD-ROM drive than they are to eject again.

]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> @MisterHippity: Exactly.

]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> Oh, well, thanks for telling us we needed to have our credit card ready.

]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> Oh yeah - if Mentos is gum, then Skittles is fruit.

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]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> I gave her a moustache, goatee and devil horns. Shouldn't have used permanent marker...

Lonesome_George

]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> She tastes like burning!

]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> @contradicto: Um, hmmm. You know Unfun's name? The opposite of that.

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]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> @Unfun: Bleh.

@MisterHippity: If it's possible, I love you even more now.

ShrugsAndKisses

]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> You mean I was supposed to kiss her face?

Oh. How embarrassing.

Anybody got a napkin?

]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> I prefer the site where nasty people throw food at you.

[thegoodfoodfight.com]

It's just how I roll.

]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> Mentos advertising has always been about "freshening away" anti-social behavior. Can we really be all that suprised that the advertisements that once flouted authority by having a young man don a headband and grab a musical instrument to make it past a bouncer, has encouraged stalkery behavior?

The guy who walked stepped through the limo that was in the middle of the pedestrian walk? Today he's a car-jacker.

Forget GTA IV. I think we can blame Mentos for all of our social ills.

bittergreen

]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> @In Other News...: What was up with that post anyway?

]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> Why do the ladies get a middle-aged guido wearing white pants? WHITE PANTS! I ain't kissing that.

]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> This is on my list of things I maybe ought not to do in the office.

]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> So between the Nick Douglas post and this, I've been fucked AND kissed today. The Freshmaker indeed!

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]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> These pictures aren't going to get around are they? I have a budding political career these can't surface.

dummyfakeroller

]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> Nothing "vaguely foreign" about it! He was clearly from South Dakota.

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]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> My computer just raped me.

]]> <![CDATA[Mentos Wants You To Smooch Your Computer. Literally]]> Still better than mycolonoscopy.com

Knucklehead Babylon

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