<![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> This site is an oldie but goodie of T.C. as well!

[tomcruiseblog.blogspot.com]

MsMuffinMcGuffin

]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> I couldn't be bothered visiting his site. Plus, I hate him too much to increase his traffic... But I just have to know whether there are any clips of his Legend phase!

SeaBassTian

]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> The trailer for Taps might just be the most annoying single piece of film I've ever witnessed.

GregSamsa

]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> on his site i wish he would tell us how to buy real estate with NO MONEY DOWN!!! he got the industrial film-style music right.

geerays

]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> You can't handle TomCruise.com!

I'm going to start my own website...who's coming with me?

Respect TomCruise.com...and...tame TomCruise.com!

CinematicallyCorrect

]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> @Bell County:
In other words, it's like what probably happens if you wake him up in the middle of the night.

meerkat

]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> "That was a moment." "You go, ok, I get it." "You have that whole other thing...the internet, things getting reedited...it just took on a whole other thing." I'm just curious, does he ever actually say anything that makes any sense to other sentient beings?

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> Personally, I think he peaked in , in which he had few lines and a chipped tooth.

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> @Bell County: So? Me too!

bytememehard

]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> @bytememehard: Yes but Tom Cruise is only into girls! And Cher!

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> @Bell County: Personally, I do not believe it possible to talk about cock too much. cock cock cock cock cock. Nor type it too much.

bytememehard

]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> It's no melaniegriffith.com, that's for sure.

Senor_Wences

]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> @meerkat: He plays a bitter, egotistical, woman-hating motivational speaker who talks about cock too much.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> @Bell County:
Never saw that... is it another psycho role, like Vincent?

meerkat

]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> @tunamelt: My mom told me about this one time at some like family function when I was 10 or 11 and my aunt asked me like who i have crush on or some other lame question and it somehow rolled around to celebs and she said "Oh you probably love Tom Cruise" and my response was "No. I don't like gay guys!" My aunt thought it was hysterical and so did the rest of my family. Not sure if they were just homophobes or they all were in on the joke.

ArtfulSlingerBARACKED THE VOTE

]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> @meerkat: I thought he really inhabited the role in Magnolia.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> I think you put the url in wrong. It's www.tomcruise.com not [tomcruise.com.] But it doesn't have any good ass shots, like that shower scene from TAPS---so who cares. Oh my adolescence...

themotionintheocean

]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> If I agree to salute him, will he agree to mix me a cocktail and have sex with Shelley Long?

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> @fiveinchtaint:
He was EXCELLENT in Collateral - whereas to me, he's been about a B in everything else he's done.

meerkat

]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> I really, really, really hate him. And I think he is stark, raving mad.

(Nice "he hasn't been in that many movies!" tag, Richard)

Helman

]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> I wish we could reboot his career and public persona from about the time of A Few Good Men. I'd keep Collateral though.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> Really want to know what the Stress Test, Dianetics, and other such Scientology babble has to do with my commute from Union Square? If you stop at their card table are you ushered into a ghost train that takes you to a Xenu pod?

If they start offering Kool-Aid I'm calling the National Guard.

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> I remember fifth grade when my good friend had a magazine cut-out of Tom Cruise in her binder and talked about how cute he was.

He was never my type. I had incredible foresight.

tunamelt

]]> <![CDATA[TomCruise.Com Offers No Free Stress Test, Plenty of Other Crazy]]> "Ask me about my Miscavige."

Bell County

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