<![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> Tis was awesome when it was going down at Hunter. I remember the ridiculous posters and the even more ridiculous "Break the Chain" anti-counterfiting festival with handy stickers about how counterfeit Coach bags are made by 4 year olds in China. (Unlike the real ones which are made by 8 year olds in Myanmar.)

My favorite part of the blog:"I feel nauseous. I want to vomit in this horrible, fake fake fake bag. Do you know what fake material smells like? SHIT. Actual shit. It makes me feel like shit just sitting next to it."

While Hunter was doing all this crazyness, one of my favorite scientists down the street at Rockefeller University drew me a flowchart of how to get the best Coach bags on Canal street.

MyrtleWilloughby

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> Ahh, Hunter, the college that kicked me out.

marvel girl

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> wow, where does coach go after that? go to the pope and contribute enough so that priests serve coach bags up as pennance for stealing??

2ciaos.blogspot.com

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> An ex boyfriend serving in Iraq gave her a fancy bag? Totally implausible.

Herpes or a baby? Plausible. A fancy bag? No.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> Did the President's wife get free Coach? Dude should totally resign. Kick backs on text book and health insurance is one thing but fake bag campaigns reek.

Queen of the Passive Aggressives

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> Is the adjunct professor of this PR class named............Ronn Torrosiann?

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> @Unfun:
Law & Order- Fashion Accessories Unit

Un Chien Andalou

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> @Un Chien Andalou: Nothin' better than a Goachi bag.

misssgolightly

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> I hate counterfit viral ad campaigns.

miss_msry

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> @Un Chien Andalou: Chien! I did not recognize you in the daylight! I thought you were nocturnal.

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> I'm so glad they worked Iraq into the story somehow. It really gives it heart, you know?

ambitious

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> My grandmother owned Coach trifocals. That should tell you all you need to know about Coach.

tunamelt

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> I got a real Prada purse for $10 once (true story) and I always wanted to write on it with black permanent marker, SHIT IS REAL, because that would be very punk rock. But then I lost the purse. EVEN MORE PUNK ROCK.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> WTF was COACh thinking?

And where the hell were Luther & Dawber on this one...?

jackvinyl

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> I glanced over that "blog" and noticed that references were made to a stroke-suffering "uncle" in New Jersey who now has paralyzed lips!?! Coach has unleashed a PR Frankenstein's monster made up of Hunter College morons. As a result of this incident, the only Coach product I would consider purchasing in the future would be a hobo bag made from the skull and taint skin of Lew Frankfort.

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> when fake blogging to not capitalize use punctuation or misspell it will be more genuine that way THANKS, COACH!

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> @Clare: And they were so uncomfortable they forced me to stop studying and go out for beers.

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> My brother bought me a Coach bag for my 22nd birthday. I asked him why he thought I was starting Boca Raton Middle School next fall.

That said, their non-humongous-C-emblazoned items aren't all bad.

EleanorRigby

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> A fake Facebook AND Myspace profile? What can we do against such masters of deception?

JorgeLuisGorgeous

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> @bytememehard: I hear the catbags at coach are nice.

BaconCat

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> A woman cut me off in line at the pharmacy today. Then she "shopped" for candy after her purchase. But what I abhorred most was her fake Coach bag. I'm so judgemental.
Back to refilling my Fiji waterbottle with NYC tap to create phalate laden babies as a sperm donor.

Un Chien Andalou

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> @tunamelt: I think my current purse came from Jcpennys. It has survived an ocean wave, being used to beat random people and dirt. Plus it has a gigantic zipper which better reflects my brand of tacky than a bunch of neutral "C's."

dummyfakeroller

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> My favorite wrongly pirated handbag was embossed with a "D&C" logo, since no one would ever confuse tacky Italian sportswear with abortions.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> @bytememehard: Is it decorated with penis or vagina? That's the dealbreaker.

dummyfakeroller

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> @dummyfakeroller: Coach bags all look so incredibly tacky, which is why I buy all my purses from Target or as a "free gift with purchase."

tunamelt

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> Somebody is going to call the number on that flier, right?

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> I'm sorry, what part of a girl losing her bag did that class think was newsworthy? That concept just reeks of lazy college groupthink.

What they're actually doing is guerrilla/viral marketing, which is for tools who think they're SO CREATIVE OMG and that no one will ever decipher their clever ruse.

DavidWatts

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> @dummyfakeroller: What about a Crotch bag?

bytememehard

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> My dorm rooms had desk chairs like Heidi Cee's. God, I hated that thing. It rocked back and every time I tipped past 90° I'd panic and think I was going to fall backwards out of my chair.

Also, Coach logo bags are totally bougie.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> I would buy a knockoff but I don't want anything resembling a Coach bag to be in my ownership.

dummyfakeroller

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contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> It's under Paul Janka's bunk bed.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills]]> Sue them. Sue them all.

Tammany_Fall

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