<![CDATA[New Optimum Online Ad Trades Reggaeton For Suburban R&B! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[New Optimum Online Ad Trades Reggaeton For Suburban R&B! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[New Optimum Online Ad Trades Reggaeton For Suburban R&B!]]> the song isn't as catchy, but the gardener makes it all worthwhile

ufphoenix

]]> <![CDATA[New Optimum Online Ad Trades Reggaeton For Suburban R&B!]]> by nycaviation at 06:29 PM "The landscaper is Brett from America's Most Smartest Model."

Wait! There's an America's Most Smartest Model? I think that's either a typo or an oximoron. Can he spell?

mowglicub

]]> <![CDATA[New Optimum Online Ad Trades Reggaeton For Suburban R&B!]]> @nycaviation: I was about to say the same thing. I've loved seeing him in commercials lately. He seems like a pretty cool dude but I love me that russian :D

mandelion

]]> <![CDATA[New Optimum Online Ad Trades Reggaeton For Suburban R&B!]]> After seeing that commercial, the other one seems not so bad now. I mean what is REALLY so bad about a commercial which can only be described as "Carlos Mencia meets Baywatch meets Pirates of The Caribean......in Spanish". Hell, the US Window Factory radio commercials in the NYC area are less annoying than this trash.

Git Em SteveDave has a new Lego set

]]> <![CDATA[New Optimum Online Ad Trades Reggaeton For Suburban R&B!]]> The landscaper is Brett from America's Most Smartest Model.

nycaviation

]]> <![CDATA[New Optimum Online Ad Trades Reggaeton For Suburban R&B!]]> Why is a quasi-hot blond singing this? Am I supposed to consider fucking my internet provider?

Hiphopopotamus

]]> <![CDATA[New Optimum Online Ad Trades Reggaeton For Suburban R&B!]]> @Hamilton Nolan: as if mere overexposure and crappy production values could kill reggaeton!

Clevertrousers

]]> <![CDATA[New Optimum Online Ad Trades Reggaeton For Suburban R&B!]]> @Hamilton Nolan: Thank You!

I was hoping I wasn't the only one who wanted to set fire to their offices. It's so heinous I can barely speak of it. What's that other annoying one (set to reggaeton...dear Lord, is it the same one?!), "917-484-4444" they just keep saying "4444" over, and over, until you, well, die.

I also had pain, and I needed law.

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[New Optimum Online Ad Trades Reggaeton For Suburban R&B!]]> It's not half as good. And the trio of brown singers is annoying. Do all white women secretly want to be followed around by a trio of brown singers? Cause I don't get it.

Also: I'm sick of that Marimekko print. And where's my Ovaltine! Turn up the TV - I can't hear it!

ambitious

]]> <![CDATA[New Optimum Online Ad Trades Reggaeton For Suburban R&B!]]> Wow, that lady had an apron on. Better not show this to the Jezebel ladies.

Priam

]]> <![CDATA[New Optimum Online Ad Trades Reggaeton For Suburban R&B!]]> @MissCast: performance fleece, ooh it's fine! performance fleece...i'll be there at 9!

EleanorRigby

]]> <![CDATA[New Optimum Online Ad Trades Reggaeton For Suburban R&B!]]> Who wants gasolina?

blakeley

]]> <![CDATA[New Optimum Online Ad Trades Reggaeton For Suburban R&B!]]> Will this be the end of reggaeton once and for all?

Hamilton Nolan

]]> <![CDATA[New Optimum Online Ad Trades Reggaeton For Suburban R&B!]]> Isn't this just a target/old navy ad with different music?

MissCast

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