<![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @Sara Benincasa:

Augh! I wish I could make it. Please videos for the flyover fans... or notes please.

gracias

doolittle

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> The Soup nailed that killed someone seen.

ouiserboudreaux

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @alyssap: No way Chuck knows--remember S. wouldn't tell him. It's not like when it finally all comes out (like little J.'s boyfriend!) he'll be all, "Oh, the time I helped you get rid of that body--why didn't you say so?"

Agreed with all that the show's taking it to another level. Richly satisfying ep.

Flaneur

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @bess marvin, girl detective: Oh, hooray!

themediatrix

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @Sara Benincasa: i can't make it on Friday, but if this helps, i'd so blow Chuck.

jenalicious

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @mediawhore:

Thank you! I can't believe all the love that Chuck is getting from the women in particular here. The guy tried to rape S and little J in the first episode! I almost stopped watching the show because he character was so irredeemable after that. Sure, they've added a bit more depth to him, but my memory isn't that short......

Respectthebox

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> you forgot to mention blair asking dan for help in squashing little 'J' and telling him he needs to prevent her from becoming the next katie holmes.
hilarious.

gawker.comruinedmylife

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> I'm sure by "killing someone" she meant "causing someone with congenital heart problems to have a heart attack while she was deep throating him".

ruedebuci

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> That music gave me a nightmare. WTF was that? Heeby Jeepies ALL day. Taking bets that this is what happened: There was a 3-Some sitch which we obv know already. (For a moment I thought the big "secret" was that she was a lesbian since the theme of the show was gay night") Anyhoo, so yeah, S and G had a 3-Some, S wasn't down, she struggled, he attempted to resist, G was um "busy" and not paying attention, S freaked out, maybe broke a bottle or something, and the dude died (prob happy no less). The 2 sluts were scared, esp b/c its S and G so he was def rich, so they dumped the body. Chuck was 100% involved. Maybe it was his hotel? Regardless, he knows. Side note--Really don't know which was the better line, the Spitzer dig OR the Homes drop....LOVED LOVED LOVED

alyssap

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> Is Michelle Trachtenberg on her way to redeeming herself? She's definitely doing the job for me as psychotic Georgina. She totally has that Brearley girl affectation down. A Brearley girl gone terribly awry.

LunaLaredo

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> Marissa, is that you?

My first thought (after the requisite "OH, SNAP!", seriously, the music made the moment!) was that this better not end up being the next Marissa storyline. Gag me.

GG is totes the east-coast OC, so what's the east-coast version of a quasi-self-defense shooting?

Snooties

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> I liked the part where they implied Katie was Tom's hag. Interesting ep, captured my attention. Glad I stuck through the first boring season. The clothes really are just fantastic.

youtalkwaytoomuch

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @bess marvin, girl detective: so true on georgina. CRAZY EYES. That's why I think her inevitable death will be chalked up to self defense. But Chuck's dad will still be mad and banish him.

GW06

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @rina: Georgina ends up dead, no doubt about it. But I see Chuck and a knife.

GW06

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> OH MY GOODNESS. I screamed out loud! Most satisfying 10 seconds of television in a long, long time.

shiningstar loves her president-elect!!!

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @themediatrix: surfthechannel.com

it's never to late

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> is it just me or did Serena's upset face look like a trans w/ one too many botox's to the face.

Schwartz better not fail this show like the O.C did.

Ariella

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> How can I not have been watching this show???

themediatrix

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> Serena's crying face is Daisy from ROL 2's regular face.

ShansyPants

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @TheRunningboard7:Way to take it there.

I wish I was wearing a headband.

arguablythemostfamous

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> Oh also, clearly, the writers will only TRULY be tuned in to the beat of NY media gossip if they reference Veneketasen in episode 1 of season 2.

CognitiveVomit

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> BUT what the hell is this? "On May 6, 2008 Dawn Ostroff announced that if ratings don't pick up before the first season finale the episode order for season 2, which currently stands at 16 may be reduced."

Doesn't CW realize they have THE audience for this show? Smart, witty, snarky, gay, female, urban, and YOUNG - the kind of consumers that Bravo pays to advertise to, we cling to the show for FREE - and they want to reduce it!?!

Now the 3-episodes-shoved-into-1 will continue next season... ugh.

ineedausername

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> SHIT. Just when I stop watching, it gets good.

TaraIncognita

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @plunk: OH WORD GOOD CALL PLUNK. I was like, what are those pills in the preview all about?!

CognitiveVomit

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> Has anyone noticed that the actress who plays Serena's mother looks exactly like the mother from the OC?

Also, I am totally digging the Degrassi posse on here. And I always thought I was the only one (Shenae Grimes in 90210?! I'm buying my ticket on Fandango @ now)!

Also, there's no way Serena is actually a cold-blooded killer (Marissa got off in self-defense in the OC when she killed Trey at the end of season 2, was it?). Still, almost did number 2 when the music switched after her confession in the final scene. Although the best OMFG moment was clearly Blair's ballin-ous entrance to the Jenny-Asher soiree.

Eric is twinktastic and will clearly either have a stable BF or get involved in some boysgonewild scandal by season 2.

Finally, there's a screenshot spoiler somewhere online involving Georgina and another actor on the show (I won't say more).

CognitiveVomit

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> I would like to see this show take a tour through Twin Peaks territory, with a dancing midget speaking backwards gibberish to B in that hideous foyer about S's terrible drug habit, her prostitution and her father killing her. Then they could all eat some pie, and have some damn fine coffee.

thebeerbitch

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @Pope John Peeps II: Oh, I miss the lesbian love story. Paige has apparently moved on to the the interracial/(HIV?) love story. Paige wears many hats.

plunk

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> my guess: her unborn child.

TheRunningboard7

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @mediawhore: Some of the best and most memorable TV characters for me are tragically flawed. Jimmy Gavin (Denis Leary - Rescue Me) - Alan Shore (James Spader - Boston Legal) - John Laroquette (that gay murderer dude he playe don The Practice.) Of course I don't condone the behavior but it's fun to watch someone do the things that we all wish we could do and get away woth, you know?

tracyflick

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @mediawhore: it's something i've struggled with but ed westwick plays chuck so fucking well, it almost seems that the date rape incident never happened and i think the writers went the smart route by dropping that whole storyline. like someone else mentioned, you can turn to chuck when you are in REAL trouble (i.e. missing SATs or killing someone). i love that serena hates him but turns to him at the same time. everyone needs someone deliciously evil like him in their lives.

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @Sara Benincasa: Read Jakob's recaps on twop if you can get around the "powered by bravo" mess of a layout.

tunamelt

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> OK, so, yes, it was a great episode. But what's gonna be left for season 2? It's totally doing an OC all over again, cramming all the great and shocking plot twists into the first season. I give it five episodes next season before the show's officially declared over.

Also, it's nice that everyone's warm and fuzzy over Chuck right now, but isn't he, you know, a date rapist and all? They've turned him into a nice guy a little too quickly....

mediawhore

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> Leighton is perfection as usual. There was a shot at the end where she looked so much like Rachel Bilson it was eerie. I loved her turn on House, too.

Oh, and Degrassi rules.

dollywould

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> it's the best telenovela on tv right now.

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @bess marvin, girl detective: Well, I never watched The OC and I think my presence here alone will make the difference. Besides, everyone here is prettier than the people on The OC. That's gotta count for something And it didn't have its roots in literature.

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> oh and i love the use of "U.R.A. Fever" by the Kills. If it is one thing Josh knows how to do is choose the perfect song for the perfect moment.

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> GG-themed food? There's only so much Dylan's Candy Bar and laxatives that a body over 19 can handle, you know...

thesuspiciouspackage

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @Sara Benincasa: it was very chilling because she mentions that she is causing trouble for S just because she can similar to a sociopath killing people with no remorse or reason. i can't think of another heartless character in the history of teen shows.

also i wish i was in nyc to attend your forum. there are some hard hitting questions that needs to be addressed. josh schwartz needs to know that he has to stretch out the storylines and that ed westwick MUST be in every show.

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> Oh, and "We ALWAYS have a table at Butter". ;)

ElleL

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @rina:
@jemandtheholograms:

Let's start a "Headbands for Gossip Girl" movement.

Our motto: "We wear headband's on Tuesday's"

ElleL

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @blogissuchanuglyword: i'm sure that's it.

bor-ing.

jann9884

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @tracyflick: I am so glad you asked, madam. I have convened a panel of experts (i.e., Gossip Girl obsessives) to discuss important ish such as: Is Kati Farkas an adopted Asian Jew? What is the symbolic meaning of yogurt within and without the Gossip Girl universe? Would you blow Chuck? It's the kind of intellectual discourse rarely heard in today's America. If you're in New York, you should come!

Sara Benincasa

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> I hope she shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die as an homage to Johnny Cash. I partly wish that because it would be funny to see Serena Van DerWoodsen in Reno.

bansaiiiiii

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @Sara Benincasa: What's the panel about?

tracyflick

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @jemandtheholograms: You should never feel guilty. It goes there.

tunamelt

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @jemandtheholograms: Headband here, too.
@OhhYeah: are you going to extend your drinking game to include Gawker comments?

rina

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @ElleL: headband here in solidarity as well.

I suddenly feel way less guilty for watching Degrassi and not being 13.

jemandtheholograms

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @EleanorRigby: AAH! I'm so excited! It's going to be like the McLaughlin Group, except about something that actually matters. With prizes!

@bess marvin, girl detective: But let's take this glorious Season One ride all the way to the finish line, where we will toast Chuck Bass with champagne and roofies. Also, good call on the Georgina part.

Did anyone believe her when she initially claimed she would never hurt Eric on purpose? I did for a split second. I think she has maybe once tiny ounce of good in her. Also, she's totally in love with Serena, and also hates her like poison.

Sara Benincasa

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> I am rocking a headband today in solidarity with the Queen B.

True Story.

BEST. SHOW. EVER.

ElleL

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @Richard: um of course! mostly to catch a glimpse of you, richard. wow that came off stalkery when i meant it endearingly.

EleanorRigby

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @Macloserboy: this show is going to crash and burn in the middle of season 2 and just like the o.c. we're going to be there to watch it.

i'm surprised no one has brought up the obvious fact that georgina is displaying all the attributes of a sociopath

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @chasgoose: good point, but downgrade, because Katie Farkas looked better in a headband.

arguablythemostfamous

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @EleanorRigby: Oh you're coming! Yay!

Richard

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @Sara Benincasa: i know! and i can't wait for your panel on Friday.

EleanorRigby

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @EleanorRigby: Carter and Serena used to bone and then she abandoned him on some yacht and his heart was sad (he referenced this on some earlier episode). And in real life Leighton Meester and Carter are totally dating!

Sara Benincasa

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @rod: You're missing the event because you're GAY, the kind of gay who enjoys sand, sun, surf, and boys! The horror!

Sara Benincasa

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> what explanation does the show give for Serena's (ex?)boyfriend's attendance at the school? Why doesn't he go to Bed Stuy etc?

minx

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @OhhYeah: No that was Serena and Carter (the guy who scammed Nate at the poker game) boning. can't wait.

EleanorRigby

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> While this episode definitely had an "OMFG we have to get all these plotlines condensed into half the episode because of the stupid writer's strike" vibe to it what with the resolution of J v. B and Asher's transformation from goofy nice guy into gross closeted UES asshole in a blink of an eye, it was still absolutely GLORIOUS! Last week my friends and I were wracking our brain for what could be a horrible enough crime that even Chuck couldn't know and the only thing we could come up with was that Serena had to kill someone, but we were all like no way she couldn't have done that even Gossip Girl isn't that awesome. TURNS OUT THEY ARE! I won't even be mad when it turns out G just made S think she killed someone because that would be totally in character for Serena and appropriate (plus I mean S can't have actually killed someone in cold blood, that would be a bit to hardcore for Gossip Girl. If G did, thats fine, just not S.).

Also, was it Blair's plan to let Nelly Yuki into her group all along or did they decide to allow Nelly Yuki's character to stay on because Kati Farkas bolted the show? I choose door #2.

chasgoose

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @magic1: In the books he is openly bi, I was wondering if they were gonna take that angle...

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> My GG karma is wonky:
1) Missed the show as I was having gay dinner with gay friend.
2) And, fuck, my DVR misfunctioned last night. "Is it on hulu?" asked the lazy man.
3)And! I'm missing SarahLongName's piece on this because of going to Fire Island.

rod

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @Phyllis Nefler: I think they are using the fact that Eric has been confiding in Chuck to set the stage for Chuck coming out. (Book Chuck is gay.)

magic1

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> Ugh, I have a feeling Serena doesn't actually cheat on Dan but that she's just saying that because she doesn't want to tell him that she's a murderess.
Boooooooooooooooo!!!!!

But also... OK, because as much as I hate their perfect relationship, it's already been put through the strainer and I want everything to be OK again.

JustAnotherCommenter

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @suficonjerno: Serena's mom used to date Dan's dad back when they were youngsters and he was in a grunge band (or something), but now she is secretly in love with Dan's dad (they have a brief affair but killed it because it would have been creepy since their children are dating) and marrying Chuck's dad. Got it? Good!

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> question: so serena's mom that's getting married to chuck's dad used to date or be married to dan's dad? so they used to be like step brother and sister? or am i confusing charcters, because i spent like 30 minutes of the show trying to wrap my head around this.

suficonjerno

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> A. I think I counted about 47 headbands in this episode. It's my new drinking game.

B. Did I spy Serena and CHUCK about to bone in the previews for next week or was it the headband drinking game deceiving my eyes?

OhhYeah

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @Sara Benincasa: Honestly, he really is one of the "truest" characters on the show. Don't we all have friends that are total scumbags, but we turn to them because they NEVER judge and they always know who to call to get things done?

Good call on the mother. I wonder where she lives. Newport? Florida? Abroad!?

I really want a Chuck-Blair-Georgie deathfight. Gossip girl writers, please make it so.

Phyllis Nefler

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @tracyflick: Yes, the Georgina vs. Blair battle is what I'm looking forward to. Chuck, however, may find a new love in his evil equal. I find the common theme of evil people loving Serena to be amusing.

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @Phyllis Nefler: I. Love. Chuck. So. Much. He has a heart of gold, though his soul be troubled. I want to know what happened to Momma Bass. That might explain why he is such an enigma wrapped in a hot, hot mystery.
@tracyflick: Do you think Chuck and Blair will take Georgina down?! I can totally picture Chuck paying someone to kill her and NEVER GETTING CAUGHT. And Blair would totally go along with it and never feel bad at all.

Also, she cheats on Dan in the next episode!!! And Dan is all, "I'M DONE HERE!" He should drop out and go to Stuy.

Sara Benincasa

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @tracyflick: Yeah, I feel like this could be a good reason for Blair and Chuck to reunite. Those two, working together, could bring down anyone.

Phyllis Nefler

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> Since B. was all about trashing S. at the beginning of this whole drama, I'm thinking S. shoulda just walked on by the whole "we're sisters" ploy. How sad for me that I actually have a comment on this.

chicklit

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @tracyflick:

I think Little J was just trying to save face. She totally did not know, until GG tipped her off.

zequ

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> The LCD panel was emitting little wisps of smoke during Gossip Girl last night. Nice.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> I am so looking forward to Chuck and Blair teaming up to bring Georgina down. Again...39 years old here. Man, this is 90210 aspired to and could just never reach. And TV back then was far more lenient. Nate can stay where ever he was. Did. Not. Miss.

So, I'm a tad lost. Did I understand correctly? Little J knew Asher was gay?

tracyflick

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @Sara Benincasa: And that Eric had been confiding to Chuck all along! Aww, Chuck is becoming as lovable as Spencer and Justin Bobby.

@fiveinchtaint: It's always some excuse with you. I feel ya though - I have like 5 episodes of The Hills clogging my ish and three of them are all the same one. But back to Degrassi - I will advise that you watch like, three episodes in a row to get that "hungover Sunday marathon" feel.

Phyllis Nefler

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @Pope John Peeps II: degrassi does go there, but with last nights episode, i might stick around for a little bit more. also, shanae grimes who plays darcy got the lead role in 90210. add her to your trainwreck starlet list but give her a little more shine cause she's canadian

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @Sara Benincasa: I was impressed at by her acting skills. totally brought it to the next level.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @Phyllis Nefler: Present! I'm such a dunce - I had several episodes lined up on my Tivo, but then I went out of town and they were all pushed out because for some reason Tivo records every episode of The Daily Show and Colbert Report even though I have it set up for recording new episodes only. I blame Comedy Central. So in short, I need to load up on some more episodes. This will be done - I haven't forgotten.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @tracyflick: I KNOW, right?! That Cruise/Efron shit was amazing!

@hamburgerhotdog: I miss Chuck desperately. Although I was psyched that he called Serena in the beginning of the episode to check on her.

Can we talk about how Blake Lively looked truly desperate and distraught? Her face did a tragic contortionist move reminiscent of, but not nearly as ugly as, CrumpleFaceCry.

Come to the Ultimate Gossip Girl Summit, bitches! We're having bulimia-themed cupcakes.

Sara Benincasa

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @hamburgerhotdog: Fair point, although I will note that we used to take the train in from boarding school (I know) to drink at that shithole Muldoons. So it's not too far off base.

@Pope John Peeps II: Where's fiveinchtaint? I need to apply my monthly pressure on him (ew, that sounds creepy) to watch Degrassi.

Phyllis Nefler

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> I am hooked. Last night was the first time I watched and I can't stop thinking about it. Damn those kids!

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @Pope John Peeps II: You *have* to say that, you're CANADIAN!

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @Phyllis Nefler: But SERIOUSLY? Go Degrassi!

[ca]


+ Watch video

Also, the brunette is gorgeous. Yay!

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> I missed Chuck's wardrobe and hope he returns with that jaunty red trenchcoat next week.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> I'm sorry, but as good as this show may be, anything that features a breathy, "Gray's Anatomy", Ellen Pompeo-esque voiceover is going to make me take a baseball bat to my television.

Dear God, please -- think of the TVs!

langtry

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> GREAT episode. blair looks even better without a headband. but where were chuck and nate?? i agree w/ nymag though that no closeted teens would make out right near their high school...

EleanorRigby

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @Phyllis Nefler: They also name checked the Blarney Cove, which is a bit of a strech but I can buy underage drinking there. Just not rich kid underage drinking.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> Asher has a OMFG-worthy case of Rumer-chin/jaw.

ouikant

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> Best line ever?

"Don't worry, little J, the sun will come out tomorrow, even though your boyfriend did today."

Also! I enjoyed the part where Generic Popular Girl informs poor outer-borough Jenny that: "Dating a gay guy is an honest mistake, but lying to your girlfriends about sex is unforgivable."

Unlike, say, stealing a $15,000 dress from someone's closet and blaming it on the hired help. Which was, like, soooo two episodes ago!

The Wintour of Our Discontent

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> lying about sex is WORSE than stealing a dior gown...

encoreerocne

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> Dear Gossip Girl Writers,

From last night's episode, it's obvious that you are reading Gawker and NY Mag and taking to heart everything we say. From the genius Eliot Spitzer and Tinsley Mortimer references to the big shocking ending, I have to say this:

Keep it up.

Thanks.

JustAnotherCommenter

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @hamburgerhotdog: Speaking of bars on the Upper East Side, when are they going to hit up Club D's ?! I call bullshit on the show until they do.

Phyllis Nefler

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @tracyflick: "Now you know how Vanessa Hudgens feels." Brilliant!

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @Phyllis Nefler: It is Nelly, my b. I also think they're keeping her because the other Asian left for Brown and they really need to keep the show as multicultural as possible. Plus, Nelly has some sweet oversized/funky eye wear.

theruraljuror

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> They name checked Tinsley Mortimer! Does anyone other than...I dunno, us and every bar on the Upper East Side know who she is?

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @Pope John Peeps II: Word. But they wear cooler outfits in GG.

@theruraljuror: I loved how suddenly Nelly Yuki or whatever the hell her name is ... is in. I suspect B's just keeping her enemies closer and all that.

HOW HOT WAS BLAIR IN THAT DRESS!?

Sorry. But I think I gasped louder when she walked into the room in that thing than when Serena made her confesh. (Sorry, gotta roll with the dialect when discussing GG.)

Phyllis Nefler

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> And, did they make a mention of Eliot Spitzer being "as far away" from Serena's table at the Lilly/Burt wedding? With the scandal, why would he even be invited?

theruraljuror

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> Who really believes that Isabel was going to suggest "matching outfits" to Little J? Although it would have been a nice to hear her say, "I'll wear the real thing, you'll wear the Kohl's version."

ronniedobbs

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> Mm. I'm still a Degrassi person. Gossip girl, without a hopeless lesbian love story, you lose.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> What, no mention of Blair being off yogurt? They were winking at you, Gawker!

etconsumimurigni

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> My buddy shrieked and threw a wine glass against the wall upon hearing the confession.

transomist

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> With so many gaping plot holes (Since when did Jenny Yuko become a part of the clique?! and Does Blair know about Georgina?!) GG is like Lost with training wheels. I'm hooked.

theruraljuror

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> That's cool that Serena killed someone and all, but I was holding out for her big secret to be that she was a tranny. Serena Man der Woodsen, anyone?

michaelagrammar

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> I couldn't think during this episode. Sooo many references, bitchiness and all around awesome-ness. It really packed three episodes into one.

MyMuffinTop

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> Blair is the best. When she said "Serena, you're my family!" I almost broke down weeping.

I too thought they took an obvious reveal (gay Eric) and turned it into a delightfully surprising plot twist, what with the inclusion of Georgina and Asher into the plot line. And I also liked that Lilly reacted less-than-admirably just because it made her seem more human.

And man, that green skirt with the Tory Burch (or Tory Burch-ish) blouse, Chanel(ish) jacket and those awesome earrings ... Lilly, I think I love you.

(Where was Nate?)

Phyllis Nefler

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @tracyflick: I loved the Tom Cruise line. I can't believe they had the balls. I'm sure Bert Fields is calling The CW right now.

But I'm disappointed in the resolution so quickly. I'd loved to have seen Little J as happy, contented, sponsored beard at war with Blair over a number of episodes climaxing with the reveal. This show needs to learn something from daytime soaps about stretching a good idea out.

And Seren apparently helped kill a guy after a threesome. Sure he didn't just die of happiness?

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> @blogissuchanuglyword:

i hate to say it, but i suspect you are right.

zequ

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> Also! Jenny gets a commie for her line to her brother: "Even you should know that jealousy clashes with LL Bean pants!"

WackoJacko

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> Is it going to suck or be awesome if B&S "accidentally" push G to her death? I can't decide...

rina

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> Homer Simpson: MMMMMM ... twinkies ...

WackoJacko

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> Seriously? The most shocking thing I've ever seen on a TV show. I totally gasped out loud. So.Freaking.Awesome!

Roots500

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> i will be, like , SO pissed if her killing is what i suspect. like the guy was wasted and they didnt help him, and he died. girl better have stabbed someone.

blogissuchanuglyword

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> I am a 39 year old woman and I squeed through the whole thing. Loved the Cruise/Efron in the closet shout outs.

tracyflick

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> yeah, she killed the show

TMDoc

]]> <![CDATA[OMFG: Serena's <i>Big</i> Secret]]> It WAS a great episode even before the "S murdered a guy apparently after sucking him off" revelation. My favorite part was a little offhand remark by Eric when he said, "Oh yeah? Like the rumors of me being gossip girl?" or something like that.

zequ

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