"I Should Have Devoured You In The Womb." - Gawker Comments

"I Should Have Devoured You In The Womb."

lizzybennett — Tue, 06 May 2008 22:57:26 EDT

@kahri:
no. not just you. they look thirty.

lizzybennett

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Tue, 06 May 2008 17:11:17 EDT

@Priam:

HA! That, too.

Chaim Gnadelstein

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intothelight — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:24:27 EDT

@Chaim Gnadelstein: @Priam: good question. good answer.

intothelight

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dandles — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:20:29 EDT

"I am SO thinner than this fat bitch."

dandles

"I Should Have Devoured You In The Womb."

dandles — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:18:38 EDT

@Chaim Gnadelstein: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dandles

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intothelight — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:41:26 EDT

okay, guys, it's eleven o'clock. let's put her back in the sarcophagus.

intothelight

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Steverino — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:33:51 EDT

Heath Ledger's Murderer Somehow Allowed To Pose Next To Ashley Olsen

Steverino

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Road_Rash — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:04:25 EDT

@Smitros:
Well, gold star for you today!

Road_Rash

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Bell County — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:03:34 EDT

All About Even-Steven

Bell County

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valarmorghulis — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:59:19 EDT

Wow, Mary-Kate looks ready to make out with whoever that hot chick is...

valarmorghulis

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dandles — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:55:07 EDT

They're premiering their new good twin evil twin personas for a new video series, targeting their maturing tween audience.

dandles

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Steverino — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:51:53 EDT

External Liver Gazes Longingly At Owner

Steverino

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Smitros — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:46:41 EDT

@Road_Rash:
Like Gawker commenters everywhere, I am here to help.

Smitros

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Priam — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:37:29 EDT

@Chaim Gnadelstein: The New Orleans Saints.

Priam

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MyMuffinTop — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:29:26 EDT

The Wind Beneath My Wings

MyMuffinTop

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chelseabill — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:47:47 EDT

"I Know What You Did Last Summer"

chelseabill

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hhpeterson13 — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:45:00 EDT

Mary Kate would hate to know that she looks like a shorter Hillary Duff in this picture.

hhpeterson13

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Road_Rash — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:19:46 EDT

@Smitros: Holy shit that was funny!! Way to make the whole office look at me as I burst out laughing.

Road_Rash

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TVAddendum — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:09:19 EDT

Why are you always taller than me?!?

TVAddendum

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SchmatSchmaymon — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:08:50 EDT

Does this dress make you look fat?

SchmatSchmaymon

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Colonel Mustard — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:06:18 EDT

"No, no -- we're both Little Edie!"

Colonel Mustard

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redhat_jane — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:03:37 EDT

How is it possible that no one has yet to comment on the INSANE cut-outs on Ashley's dress? Those things are like portals to the Dark Side.

Also: Ashley, darling, you're pint-sized money-making machine. Spring for a fucking manicure, wouldya? I know a great place upstate that'll do it for $12, no questions asked.

redhat_jane

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TedSez — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:02:46 EDT

"Seriously, Bob says if we do this new act of his we'll make another billion dollars. It's called 'The Aristocrats.' "

TedSez

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meechybee — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:01:30 EDT

Olsen "twins" reveal Siamese secret.

meechybee

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HamptonShmampton — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:00:40 EDT

Is that Moby behind them?

HamptonShmampton

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sharpeiboy — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:00:04 EDT

My stomach wouldn't be able to get past the dead animals they wear and the ashtray kisses!

sharpeiboy

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Miss-Pringle — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:58:20 EDT

Mary-Kate (through hair stuck to lipgloss): "Dude. Whoa. I see a nit."

Miss-Pringle

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:57:41 EDT

"We're like totally CEOs and stuff."

Chaim Gnadelstein

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bytememehard — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:52:36 EDT

"You Are the Wind Beneath My Wings"

bytememehard

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BalknChain — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:44:41 EDT

Mary-Kate's thought: I want that dress, bitch (Ashley)
BalknChain's thought: I want that dress, bitch(Ashley).

BalknChain

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kahri — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:44:08 EDT

maybe I'm alone in this, but I think they're just unattractive. Instead of young girls they look like old "overworked" ladies full of botox. just me?

kahri

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Mr. Kim Gordons Panties — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:40:43 EDT

Huh, what do you know about that? All this time I thought they were just bulbous floating heads but it turns out at least one them has a body.

Mr. Kim Gordons Panties

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Smitros — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:39:58 EDT

"I should have devoured you in the womb."

Smitros

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Koreanish — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:39:14 EDT

"Who's a little bit Country now?"

Koreanish

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fiveinchtaint — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:37:44 EDT

"I bet I could totally deflate her if I told her she looks like Cammy Diaz right now."

fiveinchtaint

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Tammany_Fall — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:37:34 EDT

@Chaim Gnadelstein: Niiiiiiiiiice.

Tammany_Fall

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finwar — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:37:17 EDT

Proof that the Leona Helmsley cloning experiments did succeed.

finwar

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WackoJacko — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:36:26 EDT

"But only I know what it TRULY tastes like."

WackoJacko

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:34:22 EDT

What's Black and Gold and Fucking Useless?

Chaim Gnadelstein

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AuntPeniston — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:31:48 EDT

After squeezing bloated foot into golden pump, MKO is disoriented by voices in her head that chant "Prithee look back, there's blood on the track!".

AuntPeniston

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Steverino — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:31:45 EDT

"God, I'm beautiful."

Steverino

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Bell County — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:31:05 EDT

"Adiós, Tannerito."

Bell County

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Tammany_Fall — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:28:00 EDT

"Hey Ash, let's show them that thing where we stand really close together and pretend to be one normal-sized person!"

Tammany_Fall

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:26:07 EDT

Reconjoined and It Feels So Good...

Chaim Gnadelstein

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Tnuc — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:24:00 EDT

Bang and Olsen. The emaciated stereo-system.

Tnuc

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EleanorRigby — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:23:39 EDT

Ashley has seriously been doing something right lately. Hope this doesn't start a Row.

EleanorRigby