<![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> @Tammany_Fall: yes, they do.

HamptonShmampton

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> don't forget ho-ho-kus; i don't get it either, i just like the name of that town.

intothelight

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> All of this is what she said.

ambitious

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> I especially like how it's clearly written on the back of an old desk calendar. Is it safe to assume that they're trying to save money so that they can have high production values?

TheRightHonourablePrimeMinister

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> I would have thought that Balk's cock would be first on the list.

noiseyneighbor

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> "No one beats (off on) the Van Wyck!"

MyCubeHas3Sides

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> @Gayyker:
Yeah, don't be a DUMBO

Gayyker

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> Better use a condom when you Gowanus, or you might end up in Gravesend.

Gayyker

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> Apprentice to Terra Patrick and Jenna, Deep Throat Extraordinair....??

Also, at least they recycled unused desk calendars. But does that also mean (assuming more than one page was produced) someone -- Niki herself?? -- wrote all these copies?

ruedebuci

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> @Bell County: Ha!! That sure doesn't look like a "little lady"!

(Can it get any worse?!)

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> I swear it says: "If you can perform in front of Barbara, and Ralph, ..."

ByOsmosis

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> The *plotline* is she stumbles across band members and starts blowing someone's skin flute, is this correct?

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> @hamburgerhotdog:No, but I can see why this production company would want to move to Bushwick. I mean, the sidewalks there are just littered with mattresses. It's so damn convenient!

AuntPeniston

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> "Midgets Lost in Bushdick" is a shameless ripoff of "Munchkins Lost in Bushdick." They should be ashamed. Probably didn't use union labor, either.

monkeyrotica

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> @DorothyMantooth: Cockoon. (sigh)

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> @fiveinchtaint: That ain't no "short" circuit!
(Ha! Hahaha... ha?)


DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> Can they find a bed free of bedbugs in which to film this?

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> @bytememehard: Or what they're doing with farm animals in Bed-Sty.

SidAndFinancy

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> So this is what Jack Donaghy was referring to when he answered "5 inches, but it's thick"?

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> Just don't get anywhere near me with that Red Hook.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> Are Niki Wilder's measurements listed as 36-24-34000? Sounds like specialty porn.

mysterygirl

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> Classy.

Now, can anyone tell me the *exact* location of the flyer?

Citizen_Pinhead

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> @ambitious: Or the next clue from that "global youth culture" game shadily run by McDonald's.[www.nytimes.com]

Zorica

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> So, is Burning Angel going to have a rumble and will/can Fleshbot be there to document it?

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> @DorothyMantooth: Well that means we need auditions for The Bushwick Fluffer!

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> @bytememehard: Nice!

nightwatchman_flamekeeper

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> Apparently Steve Guttenberg is 10" and looking for work.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> @Tammany_Fall: A tape measure and a fluffer. You gotta be on your game when you're asked to post your measurements right there on the street like that.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> This is very funny!

Saxon 212

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> You should see what's going on in Flatbush

bytememehard

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> @Tammany_Fall: YES.

@4Cats: Or it's another secret anti-counterfeiting campaign sponsored by COACH.

ambitious

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> @BullfightsOnAcid:
HAHA!!


Road_Rash

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> @VirusWithShoes: and lotion and androgenous sheeple?

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> @VirusWithShoes: @MyCubeHas3Sides: That's good stuff.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> Does the bolded title on the sign look like "Midgets Lost in Bushdick" to anyone else?

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> I would just paste the string I used to measure myself under 'Length, Girth' that way they'll know I mean business.

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> This is just like the time I taped "Do me" to my fridge.
My roommates didn't talk to me for awhile after that...

Lonesome_George

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> @VirusWithShoes: "It puts the trendy lotion in the basket, or it gets the bottled water again!"

MyCubeHas3Sides

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> Damnit why are there no men! I was counting on that for a date this weekend.

Road_Rash

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> If you're a girl do you put your length in negative inches (or centimeters)?

Also- quick tip: Hipsters have gauzy ass curtains if any curtains at all. Get a telescopic lens and just catch what you see, son. I've certainly seen and shown lots. America needs to cut back in these lean times.

ambitious

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> This will end up being a stealth condo ad

4Cats

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> @Sarcastro: It needs a hole in the paper as a gauge ala beer bottle hangtags, right?

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> @Tammany_Fall: Off the top of the head, since you're asking.

Usually measured starting about an inch off the top of the head too.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> Shoot, on a good weekend, I just call all that "Friday Night Out."

MyCubeHas3Sides

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> Somehow I picture the set containing a well and a bucket on some string.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> as long as Niki is ok with bed-bugs this should be fantastic... well, that and 15 seconds of "hide-the-sausage" and then 35 minutes of crying.

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> They should have attached a tape measure. Or do all guys know those numbers off the top of their heads?

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> But you might need penicillin to clear up your Greenpoint.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> My penis never auditions.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors]]> I guess this means that Niki's already been cast (sigh).

JinxyMcDeath

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