"Witches... Remove... Your Wigs!" - Gawker Comments

"Witches... Remove... Your Wigs!"

unclevanya — Wed, 14 May 2008 23:12:28 EDT

I got nuthin'. What's there can't be topped!

unclevanya

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Gabberdoo — Wed, 07 May 2008 16:45:49 EDT

BEST CAPTION EVER!

Gabberdoo

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devendra4eva — Wed, 07 May 2008 16:01:59 EDT

@hypocriteoath: My grandmother's Depression-era treat: peanut butter + mayo + lettuce. So much better than it sounds. Really.

devendra4eva

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BunnySoup — Wed, 07 May 2008 16:00:04 EDT

Dina's work to get Susan Smith out of prison finally gets the notice it deserves. They all sang: Dina won't you blow, Dina won't you blow, Dina won't you blow your horn!

BunnySoup

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canary — Wed, 07 May 2008 14:08:09 EDT

GREAT caption, loved that movie!

canary

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caustin — Wed, 07 May 2008 14:07:40 EDT

Oh man. The worst part was when his grandmother told him about how a witch stuck her thumb in the spout of a kettle until it steamed off. I fucking loved that book.

caustin

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RobotKarate — Wed, 07 May 2008 14:04:42 EDT

Wait a minute, Jean Smart is Lindsay Lohan's mother? You learn something new everyday.

RobotKarate

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crumb-bun — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:29:41 EDT

Actually, isn't it "Vitches...remove...your vigs"?

crumb-bun

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In Other News... — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:29:04 EDT

Richard, you picked a winner on this already, dintcha?

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In Other News... — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:28:44 EDT

"Is that Middle Button There Like Made Out of Titanium or Somethin'? You've Got an Amazing Rack."

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In Other News... — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:23:45 EDT

"Is Linda Tawkin' 'Bout Her Fahkin' Pearls Again???!!!"

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In Other News... — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:23:02 EDT

Game of "Frogger" Continues on Local Woman's Shirt

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In Other News... — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:22:35 EDT

The Worst Straight Faces Ever

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In Other News... — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:22:10 EDT

"Oh, I Really Shouldn't."

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Calraigh — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:17:17 EDT

Hang on a minute, is that Tracey Ullman beside her?

Calraigh

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monkeyrotica — Wed, 07 May 2008 11:51:51 EDT

The one with the pearls is Ali Lohan, right? For a forteen-year-old, she's pretty poorly preserved.

monkeyrotica

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OhhYeah — Wed, 07 May 2008 11:43:53 EDT

"I smell... dogs droppings"
"Search out this small lump of dung! Find it! It must be exterminated immediately!"

OhhYeah

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TedSez — Wed, 07 May 2008 11:25:50 EDT

"First prize goes to Stella Falco, whose little Annie finally got a ring from that nice dentist in Cedarhurst. Second goes to Amy Schwartz, whose son Barry got a wonderful job at a news show called '360,' and apparently is already very good friends with the anchorman. And third prize goes to Dina Lohan, whose daugher Ali has already appeared on two reality shows and an 'E! True Hollywood Story'! We can only hope she continues to have the same kind of success in the future."

TedSez

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Goober_Pea — Wed, 07 May 2008 11:19:24 EDT

Well, according to the Newsday article, they basically asked anyone who has ever mothered a celebrity from Nassau County to be there. Given the fact that I've never heard of this group before, I am not going to let them speak for all Long Islanders. Just the South Shore Nassau County folk.

[www.newsday.com]

Goober_Pea

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MisterHippity — Wed, 07 May 2008 11:11:14 EDT

"Thank you, ladies. All I can say is ... let's drink! The Long Island iced teas are on me!"

MisterHippity

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Phyllis Nefler — Wed, 07 May 2008 11:10:48 EDT

@Helman: Agreed! I need to netflix that ish.

Phyllis Nefler

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MisterHippity — Wed, 07 May 2008 11:07:29 EDT

Lindsay's Mom's Got Hausfraus Glommin' On

MisterHippity

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MisterHippity — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:51:32 EDT

"The key is communication. I used to tell Lindsay, 'If I don't see a drink in this hand in about 30 seconds, you're gonna see the back of it!'"

MisterHippity

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Helman — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:47:31 EDT

@hypocriteoath: I think she should have done her nose first, no?

Helman

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hypocriteoath — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:44:41 EDT

@CaptainFantastic: inside, outside, it's all side to me.

that IS her new shirt... what's the point of surgery if you can't show it off to everyone all the time?

hypocriteoath

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the-cubicle-dweller — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:44:22 EDT

The Rotary Club of Nassau County proudly presents it's annual "Big Hair" award to....

the-cubicle-dweller

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MisterHippity — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:40:56 EDT

"And to present Dina's award, here's Long Island Husband of the Century winner Joey Buttafuoco!"

MisterHippity

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plasticene — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:34:36 EDT

And then, Lindsay came staggering in to present award. Somewhere, Lynne Spears is weeping.

plasticene

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valarmorghulis — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:33:09 EDT

"And the Cougar of the Year is..."

valarmorghulis

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CaptainFantastic — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:29:18 EDT

@hypocriteoath: That's inside boob -- not as good as outside boob. Didn't she realize that after the surgery she'd have to get new shirts?

CaptainFantastic

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FitnessMadeSimple — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:28:25 EDT

Moments before Ashton Kutcher popped out from behind podium...

FitnessMadeSimple

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valarmorghulis — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:28:07 EDT

Dina loves a good game of grabass.

valarmorghulis

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Calitri — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:26:51 EDT

Frankenstein, post sex change op, accepts lifetime achievement award, bites head off presenter.

Calitri

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notalent — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:20:32 EDT

@SheLaughs: This makes me ashamed of Long Island.

notalent

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mattymcd — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:19:14 EDT

PSYCHE! Right? RIGHT?!

mattymcd

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Spirit Fingers — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:18:47 EDT

Kratos may be called upon to topple the Hydra.

Spirit Fingers

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hypocriteoath — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:18:45 EDT

classy side boob on the right.
LI and class: two things that go together like peanut butter and mayo.

hypocriteoath

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SheLaughs — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:17:19 EDT

This makes me so ashamed of having family in Long Island.

SheLaughs

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Nard — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:15:49 EDT

"Don't fuck wit me, Brandeis. I got more back in dis place den da Pope!"

Nard

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nightwatchman_flamekeeper — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:14:39 EDT

@TedCopacabana: The honoree's hospital gown is nice too.

nightwatchman_flamekeeper

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fiveinchtaint — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:14:13 EDT

Candice Bergen Is Honored

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EleanorRigby — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:13:01 EDT

Rohald Dahl references! you have outdone yourself.

EleanorRigby

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valarmorghulis — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:11:54 EDT

@Helman: I totally missed it!

@Richard: Roald Dahl tag to advertise the genius?

valarmorghulis

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rose0red — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:10:35 EDT

Later that evening they gave a lifetime achievement award to Andrea Yates.

rose0red

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mladen — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:10:13 EDT

Jeez, what's Martha doing S of CT and W of the Hamptons? And when did she get the work done on her ears?

mladen

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TedCopacabana — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:08:53 EDT

That's a lovely pearl necklace the speaker has.

TedCopacabana

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Road_Rash — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:06:07 EDT

Isn't it a little late for April fool's???

Road_Rash

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Helman — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:05:08 EDT

Is that a reference to that excellent movie with Angelica Houston??? That is fucking awesome!!! There can be no more perfect caption.

Helman

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MrBlahBlah — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:05:05 EDT

oh yes, she has raised a fine young lady. she deserves more awards.

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