<![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> yawn

HamptonShmampton

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Seriously.....the person they are talking about is Yancey Thigpen. I swear to it (and i'm not gay, I just know).

lyricsBorn

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> "the secret gay secrets of the rap industry"

I guess that makes them extra special secret secrets

Johnny LaRue

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @Sasquatch: i haven't heard chinky eyes since someone called me that when i was 10

that's old school

i think it was meant as generally descriptive but not intentionally offensive, in the ways in which other racist things are in the language

i was at the san gennaro fair one year and a dude who wanted more powdered sugar on his zeppole was saying to the vendor, "now don't be jewish with it"

i was a bit astonished ... but they both knew what they were talking about

it was a sub for "gyp" i hadn't heard before

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @lukfarang:
Second that

MickyK

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> I don't really get it. Is the b-ball player hiding in Hip-Hop by virtue of "bobbing his head to the Hip-Hop beats."

dietcokeandfries

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Dear Lord....Dude writes like Barbara Cartland--takes any hotness out of it. If this guy is real hip hop then he would use a whole different vocabulary to describe two hot black brothers goin at it.

rev2002

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @skkwan69: My initial thought was Johnnie Morton too, though his eyes are Jappy*, not Chinky.

*I'm allowed to say that since I'm from Japan and all.

spinachdip

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @gladys_kravitz: Jeter was my first thought when I read it. I have always thought he was "caramel" colored, it is something my sister and I argue about endlessly. But what took it even farther was the strange use of "chinky" regarding the eyes. I have definitely thought there was something going on with his eyes, so I can understand the quest to find a unique way to describe them, even if I think what they chose was a big fail.

Maybe it's just cuz I'd like to see Jeter dance.

Zorica

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @stanfrombrooklyn: Is the commenter pool on here really mostly white, straight dudes? I never considered it before. I have a bad habit of just assuming that everyone is a black, gay, Republican gynecologist.

Zorica

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> If we're to assume the comment about the eyes is descriptive and the anagram possibilities are there as well then Richard Jefferson could fit the bill. Other targets could be the Barber twins, and particularly Tiki if we want to stay in the NYC area.

CubFan81

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> probs someone in the wnba or something.

(in case you were wondering, that was indeed a horrible joke about a pro-athlete being a "closeted man.")

genevieveyorke

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> So is this a blind item kind of thing? Because if it is, I'm already calling Doug Waechter.

drjayphd

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @Nocturnal emissions: do you really believe that the man who wrote "me and Preston went at each other like two lovers in heat" would be smart enough to figure out an anagram?

ms-conniving

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> The description is obviously of John Daly. Why did it take you so long to figure out?

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Nolan Ryan!

Wait.

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> It's totally Jason Williams.

scribbles

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @Sasquatch: I think it's still on the a.d. side since both African-Americans & Asians are majority-challenged.

/Fleshbotted

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> "Tall, caramel, chinky eyes, and a body that wouldn't stop."

Chris Henry, maybe? It might explain all that pent-up aggression.

Also, the term "chinky eyes" is definitely on the fence between "aptly descriptive" and "patently offensive".

Sasquatch

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @Juggernaut: Jeter's gay but he's hung like a mosquito.

C.H. Sanson

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: Jeter?

Juggernaut

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> the answer is johnny morton

[www.outsports.com]

skkwan69

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> His muscular body glided into the bedroom... He unbuttoned his shirt and revealed an amazing physique.

Sorry but that dismisses most of the baseball players. Steroids notwhistanding, most of them have guts and flaccid muscles.

I'd say Mike Tyson.

riahekans

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> I'd say Pharrell Williams, but we haven't gotten to the actual hip-hop yet.

first2letters

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Three choices by off the chinky eyes comment.

Johnnie Morton (Matt Millen told me so)
Chad Morton
Donnie Edwards

DavidTheMan

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]>

[www.moyerstuff.com]

Lemon party to boot?

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Anagrams people...Preston is a flucking anagrams!

Preston =
Pronest...no
En Sport...meh
Set Porn...done
Strep On...getting warmer
Stern Op...Stern? David? God I hope not
Nets Pro...YES!!!! It's someone on the Nets! Richard Jefferson?

Nocturnal emissions

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> "We explored each other's bodies as we peeled off our clothes and strewn them throughout the room."

Uh... and then we lain down and we gotten sexy.

ByOsmosis

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> If it turns out to be Sid Bream, I will personally finance the movie for Showtime.

TheMotherChoad

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @Knucklehead Babylon: Bo knows... how to please a man?

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @hypocriteoath: Oh my goodness, have you ever seen Reggie Miller's wife?! I'm so biting my knuckle as I look at that pic...

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @stanfrombrooklyn: Right!? Keep going!

Lola del Rio

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Jeter has very distinctive eyes but I don't know if they qualify as chinky. I would guess Tiger but this is someone in team sports.

There is absolutely nothing sexy about Pedro Martinez, caramel skinned or not.

gladys_kravitz

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: Is she likely to say "gosh" and sleep with guys with names like "Preston"? If so, then yes.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Many folks who've ventured south of 59th, and almost everyone who's been to Brooklyn, Queens, or the Bronx, should probably recognize something very obvious about Hiding in Hip Hop and Terance Dean's genius.

Dean's borrowed his entire style from the steamy "down low" romance novels that lots and lots of African-American women buy for "one-handed reading."

If you've ever stopped to check out what any of the dozens of African-American book-peddlers in the city are selling, you've probably seen at least a few of these "DL romances," aka "thug porn," on their tables.

Dean's genius is that he's figured out a way of bringing this sub-genre to a mass audience.

FUN FACT: Brooklyn is the world's largest purveyor of African-American "street lit," which includes "thug porn." A distributor on Duffield St supplies street lit not only to the book peddlers you see around the city, but also to hundreds of chain and independent bookstores across the country.

Hamud Ibn Hamud

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> I've never heard Roger Clemens described so perfectly, not even by Mindy.

ThWard

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> It can't be Hines Ward, his Asianness has been confirmed in his genitals by man women in Pittsburgh. I kid you not this has come up on Madden's radio show there several times.

NeckBeard2008

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Tom Brady, obviously.

LoveHandles

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @MisterHippity: What about Kimora Lee? Would she be liable to say it?

/she counts as an hip-hop mogul, no?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> not a fan of the "chinky eyes" comment but..

Hines ward?

zeropoint.0

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @StonedAndDethroned: well, hello, sailor.

fivehole

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> When did Gawker morph into the Gay Penthouse Forum? And who is this Clever?

SeaBassTian

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> unlikely, that is

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> This has to win some kind of award as the most unlikey sentence ever uttered by a rap mogul:

"My gosh, Preston was ferocious in bed."

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: Yeah, I would say Sam Cassell for the chinky eyes, but there's no mention of "alien-shaped skull".

El Bombastico

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> John Kruk.

Actually, it is surely Kobe and his chinky eyes.

SnarkTwain

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @stanfrombrooklyn:LOL OK I'll go back to work now.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @fivehole:

This Hines Ward?

[www.seattlesportsblog.com]

StonedAndDethroned

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> dwayne wade. he's been seen out and about with star jones. dead giveaway.

[deadspin.com]

the cajun boy

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @EddieRebel: Kirby Puckett was a little too roly poly to inspire this kind of physique adoration.

Josh Michtom

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> I was going to say A-Rod but he doesn't really qualify as being closeted.

Whitey Fisk

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Yeah I have no guesses, but I bet Preston had "A-Rod," I mean, "a rod.."

Jay-C

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @lawyergay: It was written by a fifteen-year-old girl who goes by "knixsuxxors93" and posted on fanfiction.net under "Harry Potter."

kentuckienne

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Muggsy Bogues.

[www.wnba.com]

stew

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> As a Woman, if I were a bad romance writer, I might say that describes Will Demps? Although he's not too tall.

Could I get sued for writing that?

highlifer

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @IndianSlipper: It would have to be a deep tan. Not George Hamilton deep, but more than a few hours a day detassling corn in the fields behind Grandpa's.

Caramel is really more a Sam Cassell or Tayshaun Prince complexion. Light, almost "high-yellow" (is that appropriate for me to say?), but discernible as African-American &/or Afro-Latino.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> chinky eyes = Kirby Puckett?

Artie Fufkin

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Today is proof that the internet has ruined productivity in the United States. A message board presumably of mostly white, straight dudes spending their work hours debating whether a gay black man in the closet would be considered "caramel

stanfrombrooklyn

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Chinky eyes? Yeah, inappropriate. But my money is on Hines Ward.

lukfarang

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @nottobeconfusedwith: Nah, not chinky enough.

first2letters

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @Knucklehead Babylon:
Bo Knows Bros.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> It's gotta be famed running back Greg "Milky Way" Washington, who is renowned both for his caramel skin and his creamy nougat center.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> A closeted gay black athlete with molecule opening powers? I'm not sure who it is, but Wesley Snipes will be playing him in the next installment of Blade - "Lowdown Lockdown"

MKonbanwa

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Kordell Stewart.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Roger Clemmons?

secretagentman

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @OlsenTwinsValueMenu: Kosuke Fukudome? (mind you I'm sitting near Bernies right now)

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> My mouth dropped open, and so did every molecule and cell in my body.

But what about the atoms? The quarks? Don't leave us in suspense!

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: OK, then would a David Wright after a season in the sun have the right tint for caramel? That would mean half of baseball players could fit. And unfortunately we don't know what sport he plays.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Um, E. Lynn Harris Lite. From his chinky eyes all the way down to his long hard muscle.

WackoJacko

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> It has to be Jason Taylor. I mean if your teammate can't supply his sister to cover up your gayness, what is he really good for?

OlsenTwinsValueMenu

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> John Daly.

LanceBoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @oneinsixbillion: @hypocriteoath: @Knucklehead Babylon: @IndianSlipper: Caramel would seem to preclude T-Mac, Kobe, Preston Wilson, Bo Jackson, & Pedro Martinez from consideration. Too dark.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> H-o-t.
Makes me want to feel wonderful in my hands all afternoon.

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Vote for Pedro! (caramel skin)

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @Bell Country: Um, yeah. I read that, and my first thought was "is that ok to say? i feel like that's not ok."

Also, "His long hard muscle was massive"?? Assuming that he isn't speaking of a deltoid, this is unforgivable; that's a bit much even for Jackie Collins . Assuming that the whole book is going to stop short of actually naming names (which is the only reason to read it), it's going to be like slogging through a very, very long, semi lurid blind item post.

as_per_usual

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> hmm chinky eyes.

does he have a sideways vagina, too?

MenaceIISobriety

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> ARod

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Bo Jackson.

Knucklehead Babylon

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Keep in mind this guy thinks he was on "the down low" (I can't believe I wrote that).
How does someone who uses "beautiful speciman of a man" closet himself for presumably a couple of years...kinda different than guy-crush...Are we sure yet that this is not Tracey Chapman?

mickeyitaliano

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Rick Fox.

How else do you think he got the role in the latest Tyler Perry schlock-fest?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Preston Wilson?

[sports.espn.go.com]

wanna_are_it

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Was this book written by the internet?

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Tracy McGrady, Penny hardaway, Reggie Miller or Jason Kidd?

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @Bell County: that was probably the not-so-subtle hint that the closeted gay is either tiger woods or hines ward.

personally, my money's on john rocker.

fivehole

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Which muscle is he talking about?

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> @BicSharpie: I just threw up in my mouth a little

MyMuffinTop

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> I'm kind of not liking the expression "chinky eyes".

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Please be Kobe.

oneinsixbillion

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Brooks Robinson

jasonelias

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> It's Curt Schilling.

BicSharpie

]]> <![CDATA[Gay Hip Hop Author Teaser: Sexing An Anonymous Athlete]]> Stupid sexy Flanders?

Don Is

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