Unsuspecting Young Woman Wanders Into Polanski-Type Situation - Gawker Comments

Unsuspecting Young Woman Wanders Into Polanski-Type Situation

unclevanya — Wed, 14 May 2008 23:11:19 EDT

Roman Polanski Represented at Screening by Socialite Wearing His Scrotum

unclevanya

Unsuspecting Young Woman Wanders Into Polanski-Type Situation

hhpeterson13 — Wed, 07 May 2008 17:06:00 EDT

Patricia Arquette's missing cornfed-ier younger sister.

hhpeterson13

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BunnySoup — Wed, 07 May 2008 15:49:20 EDT

Roman WAS wanted at one time, but I desire clarification about everything else in the photo.

BunnySoup

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BeRightBack — Wed, 07 May 2008 14:09:14 EDT

Ruffled Blue Ballgown Celebrates, Creates Blue Balls

BeRightBack

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DorothyMantooth — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:56:41 EDT

@fiveinchtaint: Aha! How very Wittgensteinian of you, my learned friend.

DorothyMantooth

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Sideline Reporter — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:32:33 EDT

@fiveinchtaint: @DorothyMantooth: wift is also the sound her brain makes. HEY O

Sideline Reporter

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Bell County — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:25:41 EDT

"Julia, are you sure he won't expect anything after he flies me to his villa?"

Bell County

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fiveinchtaint — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:24:24 EDT

@DorothyMantooth: I'm aware of the non-recognition of the word. It does exist, however, as I put it into existence as I type it: wift. It is similar to whiff, but not entirely. Usage can be "wift of the downs."

fiveinchtaint

Unsuspecting Young Woman Wanders Into Polanski-Type Situation

valarmorghulis — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:20:33 EDT

@MisterHippity: nope.

valarmorghulis

Unsuspecting Young Woman Wanders Into Polanski-Type Situation

DorothyMantooth — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:18:08 EDT

@fiveinchtaint: This is true*. And Patricia Arquette definitely does not look 17, or howeverthefuckold Leven's supposed to be.

*'Cept for the whole "wift"-not-being-a-word thing, of course.
(Sorry!! Love you!!)

DorothyMantooth

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In Other News... — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:14:40 EDT

Attendance Checker Heard to Repeatedly Ask, "Roman Polansky? Roman Polansky? Polansky? Polansky? Polansky?"

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Unsuspecting Young Woman Wanders Into Polanski-Type Situation

In Other News... — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:13:33 EDT

When Theater Curtains Dream

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Unsuspecting Young Woman Wanders Into Polanski-Type Situation

worth79 — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:13:00 EDT

pregnant?

worth79

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MisterHippity — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:01:57 EDT

@MisterHippity: That's kind of mean, huh?

@MisterHippity: That's kind of in poor taste, huh?

If so, apologies on both fronts.

MisterHippity

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MisterHippity — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:58:55 EDT

Leven Rambin Shows Impressive Time Management Skills By Wearing Nightgown To Teen-Fucker Documentary

MisterHippity

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lady of the people — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:55:14 EDT

@mackintosh-toffee:
Um, "rhinoplasty list" is this new procedure i invented but not really. It's actually just rhinoplasty.

lady of the people

Unsuspecting Young Woman Wanders Into Polanski-Type Situation

fiveinchtaint — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:54:25 EDT

@Phyllis Nefler: With a wift of Patricia Arquette.

fiveinchtaint

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lady of the people — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:53:05 EDT

@theruraljuror:
@shiningstar:

I also had that thought when i saw her face in profile. She is next in line for some good old fashioned rhinoplasty list if she wants to make it in her chosen field. I don't advocate this, but am just stating a fact from my extensive experience with the internet, i mean, research!

@MisterHippity:

I had the same thought. Not a flattering look unless she is carrying Hud's love-child.

lady of the people

Unsuspecting Young Woman Wanders Into Polanski-Type Situation

hummingpenguin — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:53:05 EDT

can someone better define a "polanski-type situation", so i can avoid wandering into one?

hummingpenguin

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TedSez — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:50:48 EDT

Confused Actress Suddenly Has Rosemary's Baby Bump

TedSez

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MisterHippity — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:50:33 EDT

When it's time for leavin'
I hope you understand
I'm just another Ramben man

MisterHippity

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CodePink — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:50:09 EDT

Blonde Belle in Blue Gets a Little Too Much Sun From Sunbathin' Down at Luann-Marie's Swimmin' Pool the Other Day, Rosey Cheek Requires Severe Pinching As A Result

CodePink

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hypocriteoath — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:49:01 EDT

@shiningstar: surprised someone JL dated was less than super attractive? really?

hypocriteoath

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shiningstar — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:43:14 EDT

@theruraljuror: Correct. I actually saw her for the first time in person at a premiere the other day, and I was astonished at how not pretty she was. She had this bloat about her face that can only be from alcohol or drug abuse. She also had less than flawless skin. I hate saying these things about people, but I was genuinely surprised at her appearance.

shiningstar