<![CDATA[How Not to Pitch a Dance Party - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[How Not to Pitch a Dance Party - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[How Not to Pitch a Dance Party]]> Who wrote that email anyway? Why do I suspect Reverend Jen? Here she suggests an "elderly parade" to the President of MTV:

[revjen.com]

Carol Gardens

]]> <![CDATA[How Not to Pitch a Dance Party]]> Yet, again, proves that publicists do not need to know the basic laws of grammar to find a job.

kitkatsplash

]]> <![CDATA[How Not to Pitch a Dance Party]]> Let me blast it:

[danceparade.org]

Carol Gardens

]]> <![CDATA[How Not to Pitch a Dance Party]]> Green acres is the place to be, FAAARM livin is the life for me.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[How Not to Pitch a Dance Party]]> Don't these fools know that they will awaken the volcano if they do the Charleston naked? That's the whole reason the laws were put in place. OAFS!

Priam

]]> <![CDATA[How Not to Pitch a Dance Party]]> Another one of those things, like polyamory and the peace movement, that seems like a good idea, and suddenly you're surrounded by patchouli-scented crazies waving signs and an old dude with a grey ponytail looks down your blouse and introduces himself as "Silverfox."

City_Dater

]]> <![CDATA[How Not to Pitch a Dance Party]]> @mitchel_stevens:
two types of dogs. yeesh.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[How Not to Pitch a Dance Party]]> @Conbon:
welsh corgis and pugs are the only two animals i could never hurt.

throwing balls at them and making them go crazy? I could do that fine.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[How Not to Pitch a Dance Party]]> I can only afford to support antisocialdancing this year.

koala325

]]> <![CDATA[How Not to Pitch a Dance Party]]> @mitchel_stevens: And a tennis racket.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[How Not to Pitch a Dance Party]]> @VirusWithShoes:
there's a pug parade? mm, the perfect day for a lawn chair and a bottle of gin.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[How Not to Pitch a Dance Party]]> You think that's bad? I got an email from the Williamsburg Pug Parade that told me to stick my cats up my ass.

Which is almost impossible, btw.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[How Not to Pitch a Dance Party]]> Socialdancing? Is that like the Virginia Reel we used to learn when Ron Dagon came to sleepaway camp? Because I'd pay money not to be exposed to that.

EleanorRigby

]]> <![CDATA[How Not to Pitch a Dance Party]]> Why don't they just ask Chuck Bass to invest?

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[How Not to Pitch a Dance Party]]> @IndianSlipper: yeah, I'm not really seeing a downside here.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[How Not to Pitch a Dance Party]]> So you can't dance in public but women can still go topless? Is that right?

I'm actually OK with that.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[How Not to Pitch a Dance Party]]> *you're

hypocriteoath

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