<![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> I think this young lady was unwise to

(a) admit she was the primary owner of such a tacky shmatta, and

(b) tacitly admit that her grandmother clearly overpaid.

As a Brooklyn Princess I am personally insulted.

louise

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> why didn't the bitch coatcheck it? Thats why clubs have it,partly so your coat doesn't get stolen. Ohhh cause you were gettin bottel servis and didn't want to wait in line with the plebs. So you just left it on the couches so you could dance on the banquettes? NOT GOOD ENOUGH, sorry.

DigitalVersicolor

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> A day in the life of Masha Markova:

Columbia University education = $1.5 million
Immigration Attorney = $10,000 retainer ($40,000 cash -wink, wink-)
Blond Mink Coat = $12,000
Columbia University Co-Ed aka 'model' throwing mink "on top of other jackets in a common storage bin" = priceless




KMorgan

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> Fuck Lindsay AND the Russian, this is who *should* be wearing the coat.

[cache.eb.com]

RedHotAries

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> She does look awesome in it. That's probably what hurts.

Koreanish

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> Lawyer: "Lindsay, did you steal that coat?"
Lilo: "no way, this is MAH COAT WHOOOOOOOO!"
Lawyer: "Lindsay, we talked about this. Taking things that don't belong to you is wrong."
Lilo: "I can't hear you LALALALALA"




missbheave (is not convinced)

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @TedSez: it's tear inducing art *dabs eyes*

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @MisterHippity:

When our Lindsay a pilfered coat donned
'Twas to take fashion one step beyond --
'Neath her hair's yellow glow
There's still fire down below
But her fur's now illegally blonde.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> Dina Lohan wins Mother of the Year Award from Long

Island's Mingling Moms.

[www.hollywoodgrind.com]

Paladin

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @MisterHippity: nice

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @MisterHippity: That is a truly masterful turn of phrase. Gold fucking star.

Helman

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @MisterHippity: Hippitytastic.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> FYI, in case anyone cares:

The dead minks have voted and they want their old owner back.

Nunaurbiz

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> i hope peta douses both of their annoying asses in red paint.

yikesasalways

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> When asked what went on in her her head
When she stole a fur coat, LiLo said,
"PETA'd swallow me whole
If I owned a mink stole —
So I wore a mink stolen instead!"





MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> here's a facebook group she made about herself. she's the blonde.

[www.facebook.com]

HyphyForLifey

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @BalknChain: What doesn't?

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @Bell County: jason and the scorchers ...

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @blogissuchanuglyword: if lindsay was poor and of color she would be under the jail for this

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> I just love this story, but must ask:
Who on Earth puts a $12,000 mink in a "coat bin"?
And who is wearing mid-length mink in late April in NY?



Swordfish

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> Totally not fair. She only stole the coat as revenge for Masha stealing all of her pants.

kctomorrow

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @Bell County: ;)

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @BalknChain: arg.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @BalknChain: Aha, Georgia Satellites Rules.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @valarmorghulis: aw, thanks, it screamed for a Georgia Satellites treatment

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @jackvinyl: Phonetically, "markovka" (морковка) means "carrot." Does that count?

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @BalknChain: Flawless

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @Spirit Fingers: It's the bedraggled skank wearing it that makes it appear so.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @Priam: doh, Dr. Campbell's*

Priam

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @Pope John Peeps II: If respectable means godawful, I could support your and theory.

Priam

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @Sara Benincasa: And I forgot to add, her mother is the QUEEN OF HELL. That's something, right there!

MYTHOLOGY-EY!

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @Pope John Peeps II: Which do you prefer: The Power Of Minks or
The LiLo With 1000 Excuses?

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> "Drug-splattered actress"? I thought we agreed on "Freckled boozehound."

crumb-bun

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> I'm calling it: Markova is going to walk away from this with a warehouse of unsold "Herbie Fully Loaded" DVDs and some autographed nudes...

The Dewd

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> I was at that party too. Has anyone seen my Dalmatian puppy?

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @Pope John Peeps II: I'll kill you for bringing me the kind of happiness that never comes at 3:28 PM on a weekday afternoon. Now you've spoiled all my future Joseph Campbell reference-less afternoons. Dammit!

Sara Benincasa

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> I need a distinction here, was it her grandmother's coat, or just given to her by her g'ma, because honestly it looks like a bedraggled skein of goat fur.

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> Well, Lindsay is just following the traditional hero development myth as set out by Joseph Cambell.

1) get famous with your plump boobs and respectable acting
2) lose the boobs
3) get implants
4) crisp up your skin in a salamander before serving
5) become gay for some fucking reason
6) steal a fur coat
7) defeat the snake encircling the world

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @Artful Slinger:
You know, we all laughed, hard, at the whole "these aren't my pants" defense. But now? Little Lindsay might have just been telling the truth.....
We should be looking for the person she stole the pants from! Framing poor Linds like that!

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> looking at that picture.....all I can think is that she's going to make an awesome cougar in a couple of years.

skanky-hot

Ruutuu

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> In this pic LiLo is starting to look like lion/cat lady. Scary.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> I don't know, if someone stole my coat from a club I'd be pretty pissed off also. It's just wrong. Wearing it around for a few weeks knowing you've stolen it is also wrong. This sounds like blame the victim. If she didn't hire a lawyer she would not have gotten the coat back, and why should LiLo pay the cost of that?

Teabiscuit

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> Didn't she steal some other girl's clothes a couple of years ago? Bitch is crazy.

lothario

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> over/under on how many times this chick has stolen a coat for the sheer fun of it? I'm setting the bar at 53 times.

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> Martina Markaoakdjfvovovich = Hazel, LiLo=Little J, and coat = red custom made Valentino.

Life imitates art!

Sara Benincasa

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> I feel as though LiLo isn't classy enough to know the coat was so pricy/fancy/etc.

I think she is only good at knowing something is worth 12grand when it is sitting in a glass case @ Bergdorf's with a tag that reads 12,000.00

SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> Better pay up.

I don't buy this whole "Russian Fur Trading Family" thing at all. One night Miss Lohan might get a mysterious invite to a party down on the waterfront in Brighton Beach

PickleTitsTurner

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> If this gal is, as it appears, a wealthy and flashy Russian, chances are LiLo better settle up fast... lest an unfortunate accident befall her ass.

You do not want to cross those people.

Dusty in the Wind

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> I got a little coke in my pocket costa' ching-a-ling-a-ling
Wants to march up my nose baby, a-give me a ring
But each time I do, I get the same old thing
Always no blow-ee no snort-ee until I get a some more bling
My dealer my baby, don't put my blow upon no shelf
She said you don't get no free lines, I'll keep it all to myself






BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> Lindsay totally stole that girl's coat. Does no one remember that story from last year, when that other poor girl swore up and down that Linds stole all her clothes, as well? This is clearly a thing she does. OMG, add in Winona Ryder, and we've got a "Stealing Starlets" trend piece!

DavidWatts

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> Eh. Rich, crazy Russian women are better when they're almost getting crushed by their own chandeliers.
Jeez, did that happen this year? I need to make some changes in my life.

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @Unfun: "Alright, fine. Forget the apology, and make it an even $20,000 plus legal fees. $10,000? Fuck, this is what I went to law school for?"

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> Lindsay thought the coat was a stray, had it neutered, took it clubbing, realized it just couldn't "hang" with her and brought it back to where she found it. The End.

richardmarxhatesmyhair

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> bitch totes stole the coat, what does she care? is she like, going to get in trouble or something? doubtful, and she knows it.

@blogissuchanuglyword: Tan-stache

arguablythemostfamous

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> The lawyer continued, "But we'll settle for an apology. And $75,000. But the apology is what matters."

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> Even with klepto-coke-head kids like this, Dina is still one of the best mothers on LI.

nottobeconfusedwith

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @Unfun: That's not fake tanning--they're grafting old Louis Vuitton luggage directly onto her face.

Adminitraitor

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> Heck, at least we know now that she was telling the truth about the "they were not my pants" line the night she got busted?

ArtfulSlinger

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> I cannot read this post because I CANNOT STOP LOOKING at her skin. Is that even skin anymore? What is that? It's a color that does not exist in nature. Lay off the fucking spray tans for a few hundred years, Jesus Christ. You can take the girl out of Long Island, etc.

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> I don't speak the language, so I'm allowed to believe that Markova means potato in Russian... nyet?

jackvinyl

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> well obviously the girl didn't "misplace" it. unless she misplaced it directly onto lindsay's shoulders.

also ms lohan has a serious moustache in this picture

blogissuchanuglyword

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> Theft is bad, but who will prosecute those who buy ugly shit, and then make us look at them in the pages of Perez?

Adminitraitor

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> In response to a query from police officers about the coke in the coat pocket, LiLo responded: "It's not my coat. I'm wearing it for a friend."

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> oh my god that's my missing purse she's carrying on that photo, the bitch!

unutterable

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> More importantly, WTF is she wearing under the coat?

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> She should check the pockets. Lindsay's pretty forgetful these days, and she might have left behind a little "surprise" valued in the six-figure range.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @dummyfakeroller: According to Markova's lawyer, that's why she did it!

Richard

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> @Un Chien Andalou: !!!

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> Of mink and women.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> She is not wearing my Mommy's coat. She is wearing my mommy.

Un Chien Andalou

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> But was in the Communal Coat Bin!

Monstrosa

]]> <![CDATA[Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft]]> Of course Lindsay stole the coat. She wanted her hair and skin to blend into a jacket and that fur is just the right shade.

dummyfakeroller

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