<![CDATA[Sigh - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Sigh - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> Winehouse is such a hideous troll, I wouldn't even let her blow me.

TheBigLewinski

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> But did she show up high?

youtalkwaytoomuch

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> Miss Winehouse Regrets (She's Unable To Lunch Today)

Miss Winehouse regrets, she's unable to lunch today, madam,
Miss Winehouse regrets, she's unable to lunch today.
She is sorry to be delayed,
but last evening down in Lover's Lane she strayed, madam,
Miss Winehouse regrets, she's unable to lunch today.

When she woke up and found that her dream of love was gone, madam,
She ran to the man who had led her so far astray,
And from under her velvet gown,
She drew a gun and shot her love down, madam,
Miss Winehouse regrets, she's unable to lunch today.

When the mob came and got her and dragged her from the jail, madam,
They strung her upon the old willow across the way,
And the moment before she died,
She lifted up her lovely head and cried, madam......
Miss Winehouse regrets, she's unable to lunch today.

Miss Winehouse regrets, she's unable to lunch today.

(Thanks to Cole Porter.)

TripMcCane

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> I believe there is encouragement in AA/NA to "Change your playmates and playground" if you want to optimize success when fighting an addiction. However, when the playmates, playground and drug dealer are physically on top of your head, well...

WordSalad

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> @Priam: Just found it myself. I do find it humurous that under the reclassification it'll be considered more harmful that Special K.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> @valarmorghulis: You are right. I could have swore a process had been started up to decriminalize it after one of the younger prince got caught with it. They actually reinforced the existing laws.

[news.bbc.co.uk]

Priam

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> @valarmorghulis: One moment, let me look it up.

Priam

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> @Priam: I'm pretty sure you're wrong about the legal status of pot in England.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> @Priam: Yeah I think so. Everytime she's seen doing drugs, she's also heard talking about being on drugs. Like she's a fucking wasted college freshman... "I smoked 2 bowls and did 6 shots and blew 4 lines, man... I'm soooooo wasted"

arguablythemostfamous

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> I love her voice. I hope she doesn't drug herself to death. Forgive me my Pollyanna moment. That's all.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> Wow, as I remember, that video was grainy as all get out due to it being shot on a cameraphone. The pipe could have been a crack pipe or a one hitter. She could have been smoking weed, which is legal there. Did she actually say she was smoking crack in the video?

Priam

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> Are those leeches on her top eyelids? Trying to suck a good high out of her?

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> @Hez: What made Amy Winehouse not sexy?
Why are six fraternities suspended at SDSU?
What is Armenia planning on decriminalizing?
Where does a greater portion of my income than rent go?
What have academics been using for years to appear smarter?

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> well if her cat didn't think the cab fare was worth it before, I'm sure he does now. just get out of there!

arguablythemostfamous

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> @valarmorghulis: Well, she certainly knows how to chop things.
Also, if drugs are not the answer, I would prefer the question be rephrased until such time as they are.

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> I think she just wanders around aimlessly with crack rock, a rattail comb, and a crispy mascara wand hanging out of her back pocket, waiting for hijinks to ensue.

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> She looks like she's five seconds away from ripping up a goat with her bare hands.

miasma-protege

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> Amy, meet Naomi. Naomi, meet Amy. What's that I hear you two are saying about each other?

BunnySoup

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> No wonder they couldn't catch Jack the Ripper. He probably walked down the street everyday with entrails and a bloody knife in his hand, but since there was no video of him actually killing anyone, they weren't sure if he was really a murderer.

lordkinbote

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> i have a feeling that under all that hair ther's a sensitive girl..
yearning to jerk off one of the Pips

Pithmaster

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> @HeyThatsMyBike: And some brutal visuals too...

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> @Shadowy Figure: Bitch has Body Thetans like those Scientologists wouldn't BELIEVE!

HeyThatsMyBike

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> At what point do we just let this girl go?

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> @Hez: AmyFu is what I believe it is technically known as.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> @raincoaster: Yeesh. Sorry. Amy Winehouse guest-wrote this post.

Richard

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> Amy Crackhouse strikes again

Pithmaster

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> Can we give her away or something, to, say, uh, I don't know . . . would the Scientologists take her?

shadowy figure

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> It was a dude she headbutted, and the video is new, but was taken on the same occasion as the January one, by a dealer. The previous one was probably released because she hadn't paid up or something...the new once was seized when the dealer let video of Peaches Geldof buying drugs out to the public...this was picked up by the cops at the same time.

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> "Will this take long? I'm late for my weekly arrest appointment."

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> @Hez: ha!

SheWalkedWithAZombie

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> I can has cheezburger?

RosemarysBabyDaddy

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> I wish there'd been more "old fashioned druggery" in my week.

SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley

]]> <![CDATA[Sigh]]> That wasn't a headbutting, it was a beehiving. A rage beehiving.

Hez

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