<![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day' - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day' - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @as_per_usual: AHAHAHAHA! I liked that.

pufflehuff: now in TINSLEY PINK

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @Hez: Poor little orphan 33-year-old JFP.

:-(

pufflehuff: now in TINSLEY PINK

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> I think he's found his shtick and he's exploiting it. He will now be casted as "Ass Hatt #3" in "Hotlanta Nights: Dead Men Do Wear Suspenders"

The Default Attorney

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> I think he's Perez Hilton's twin. Really.

fortqueenmean

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> $1000 bucks says this guy is part of the pick-up community.

AnnaFreud

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @MaelstromInTheMiddle: Homo-simpion

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> I really enjoy how uncomfortable he looks when he's making up lies about his age. I was 33 when I signed up for facebook? Ok old man, let's explain the computers, it updates automatically ... And pre 9-11 they were just handing out passports? Riiiight. Why would you use your fake ID to get a passport again?
This dude is super-craze, seriously. But he's going to hang himself eventually, mark my words.

pleppy

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> He is a sad, try-hard dandy and in his case denial is an excellent coping mechanism. I would hate to see what he would do to himself if he developed some insight (not likely).

@RedHotAries: He certainly appears to have some of the traits consistent with a personality disorder, although I would not go as far as a sociopath (but I stress I am not a psychiatrist).

I'm so glad I'm me.

UnstableMabel

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> Oh Johnny, get yourself to an expensive shrink quicksmart:

Profile of the Sociopath
Glibness and Superficial Charm

Manipulative and Conning
They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims.

Grandiose Sense of Self
Feels entitled to certain things as "their right."

Pathological Lying
Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests.

Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always justifies the means and they let nothing stand in their way.

Shallow Emotions
When they show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since they are not genuine, neither are their promises.

Incapacity for Love

Need for Stimulation
Living on the edge. Verbal outbursts and physical punishments are normal. Promiscuity and gambling are common.

Callousness/Lack of Empathy
Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them.

Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim. Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others.

Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency
Usually has a history of behavioral and academic difficulties, yet "gets by" by conning others. Problems in making and keeping friends; aberrant behaviors such as cruelty to people or animals, stealing, etc.

Irresponsibility/Unreliability
Not concerned about wrecking others' lives and dreams. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed.

Promiscuous Sexual Behavior/Infidelity
Promiscuity, child sexual abuse, rape and sexual acting out of all sorts.

Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle
Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future, poor work ethic but exploits others effectively.

Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility
Changes their image as needed to avoid prosecution. Changes life story readily.















RedHotAries

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> John Fizzgerald Page(boy),

Did you say "not my color scheme"?! Well,I don't speak for every Black woman, but many of us won't cut you any slack because you were an extra in a Mo'Nique film. We'll just CUT you!

Sincerely,
Indignant Sister(s) with Attitude

ElleChin

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @It'stheRooo: This reminds me of last night's Hell's Kitchen, where Matt was like, Fine, I'll go over to the ladies' team, and the guys were all, OKAY YOU CAN HAVE HIM!

LeGagneur

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> This guy is a piece of work! He claims to be Ivy League educated and a Mensa member, yet he goes on national television and says that the Secretary of Defense carries the Nuclear Football. Obviously John needs to go back and learn a bit more about how our government operates!

Here's a tip, John, if you don't want to reveal your shortcomings, you should know the facts before you speak. Getting information is as easy as googling "Nuclear Football", and you'll quickly learn that it is constantly in the presence of the President and is carried by a miliary aid, not the Sec of Defense. That's just one glaring mistake you made, not to mention looking like a deer in the headlights when Dr. Phil showed your birth year. I couldn't help but laugh. You certainly don't much look like a guy who should be calling others fat. And lastly, if you had any balls, you would have a spot for people to post comments on your ridiculous website. You are trying to get attention, but don't want to face the heat when it comes to your screw ups. What a coward and a fake!

jmwill

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @lawyergay: Excellent. Y'all can HAVE him, and his douchehead twin. Tuesday is twoferone day.

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @lawyergay: The word is "hirsutitudinocity." Or, alternatively, "hair suit."

BeRightBack

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> Oh how I love this Andrea woman - she makes fun of him to his face (and it goes waaaay over his head) and then rips him even more behind his back. New Gawker mascot!

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @LeGagneur: Yeah, but how could he fail with lines like: "Hey babe, can I audition to be an extra in the movie of your life?"

TripMcCane

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @TripMcCane: Or how about, if JFP were such a catch, then he wouldn't go about trolling on dating websites like Match.com?

LeGagneur

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @MaelstromInTheMiddle: You know, you're right. The voice and the deep-seated delusions surrounding age and maybe hirsuteness(?) threw me.

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @BowlingAlleyLawyer: "suspenders? in a bar? Really?"

Bespeaks connection to the world of finance.

TripMcCane

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> Dr. Phil nails him for the age thing and yet avoids the obvious: That JFP stole one of the Easter Island statues to use as his head.

Oh Dr., you disappoint me so!

TripMcCane

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @GeorgeBabbitt: I don't usually judge people based on looks, but considering that JFP's whole "God's Gift to Women" persona is partially based on his over-estimation of his questionable looks, I feel like the gloves have to come off.

The Dewd

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> suspenders? in a bar? Really?

And yeah, I totes got a ghey vibe when he was sashaying around in the bar sipping his drink through the stir-thingie. And isn't there just the hint of a lisp?

Not to stereo-type or anything Mr. Ketch, sir...

BowlingAlleyLawyer

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @scarletmenace: I'm not sure how big Mr. Ketch is on context, but that's good enough for me. Then again, I would only execute people for gross abuse of fellow commenters, so if I was in charge the herd wouldn't get thinned all that much.

GeorgeBabbitt

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @GeorgeBabbitt: I can say these things because I slouch and am very proud of the shadow cast by my own glorious chin(s).

scarletmenace

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @scarletmenace: @The Dewd: Not disagreeing at all, but, um, what Unfun said above. Watch your six!

GeorgeBabbitt

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> I also hate how guys are still trying impress women "of their caliber" with how much they make. Women have jobs now, it's over, drop it.

champale

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @lawyergay: Not gay. I think this is a new breed of something we're witnessing. This isn't your garden variety douche who can't score with women. And I'm pretty sure the other team wouldn't have him, either. We need someone akin to Moe's with massive "knowledge of over generalizations and gross stereotypes" to classify this new genus-species. Homo-insufferable?

MaelstromInTheMiddle

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> His skin has the pale pallor of a butterball turkey

The Dewd

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> He slouches and several of his chins cast more shadows than his face.

scarletmenace

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> NOW I understand what my psychology professor meant when he said, "The ego bullshits."

Theda_Bara

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> I think Nick Denton doesn't invent these types so much as discovers them. Gawker should demand a 10% cut on all future gigs, however sad they may be. "Nick Denton - blog editor by day, agent extraordinaire by night. A man who does not discriminate against potential clients on the basis of (fake) age, sexual (proclivity), (shirt) color, creed or the complete lack thereof." Gawker to JFP, Janka & JA - "Help me, help you!"

MaelstromInTheMiddle

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> Who needs self-esteem when you can just criticize everyone else in the bar and grade yourself on the curve? He seems not so much a person as behavior disorders holding hands.

MaelstromInTheMiddle

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @friend_of_a_friend: servicy, thanks!

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> If you can't view the video you can read the recap here:

[drphil.com]

friend_of_a_friend

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> omg!!!11!!1 people on the internet lie! "when i signed up on facebook, i was probably 33..." never mind that facebook profiles age with you. (But really? It's because I WAS born in 19XX, but then invented a time machine, and traveled forward a couple of years [and then back, and then forward, but I do it so often that I lose count], so chronologically, I may yes, actually be 41, but, to be honest, biologically I'm likely only 35. Also, I would have put this on my "stats", but I don't like to brag -- I mean about inventing the time machine and all. I'm just not that kind of guy.)

@lawyer gay: I KNOW! Nice to know that I'm not crazy to think that there may be just a little more to the story. However, the thought of JFP being unleashed on teh gheyz is truly cringe inducing.

as_per_usual

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @In Other News...: That applies to most residents of that miserable neighborhood.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> What a cardboard cutout. He probably disappears if you turn him sideways.

MaelstromInTheMiddle

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @pufflehuff: I know! Facebook asks for your date of birth, not how old you are at the time you sign up. It's not like you get frozen in amber, pal.

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> feels incomplete without Eric Schaeffer up there.

crooked_teeth

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> I watched it on tv today and Page was completely delusional.

He kept saying he didn't get why he was getting nailed for blowing off a fat chick. Dr Phil finally said it seems like the fat chick blew you off and I nearly choked on my coffee.

ouiserboudreaux

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> That? Was AWESOME. Now all I need is to have Dr. Phil take on Robert Olen Butler next.

srhbks

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> The idea of them as wingmen made me throw up in my mouth a little.

Janka is a horrible no doubt, he is good looking on some level - but Page isn't even hot. Page says he's in good shape but from the outside his head looks like the StayPuff marshmallow man with hair plugs.

ouiserboudreaux

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> "When I signed up on Facebook I was probably 33 or something mumble mumble..."

I didn't know that Facebook existed pre-internet!

pufflehuff: now in TINSLEY PINK

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> There is most likely something mentally wrong with Mr. Page, I actually feel bad for him.

notthatpopular

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> Where can I find a rerun or watch online? Watching this just makes me feel better about myself, and I've had a bad day.

LeGagneur

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> The Buckhead Fuckhead. I hope to Christ that someone already thought of that, 'cause if not, it took waaaaay too long.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @Hez: Maybe he watched Singles too many times in the '90s and didn't grasp that "Mr. Sensitive Ponytail Man" wasn't meant as a positive descriptor.

I can't really say though, my work had a GPO preventing Flash from working. That's the ponytail I'm imagining though.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @MissCast: To be fair, it's not the perfect hair- and jawline a man doth make. But the combination of this guy's paper-thin self esteem (my guess) and his preposterous sense of entitlement (obvious) are what make him a sad, sad creature.

Stastibugger

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> Wow it's actually really weird how he kept obviously lying about his age. That kind of delusion is serious.

Also, the best testament to just how classy he is the fact that he agreed to be on Dr. Phil.

spikenard

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> Ah ha ha ha! I love how he came up with that fake ID story off the top of his head! No wonder he's in Mensa! John, baby, fuck the haters. You can wink at me any time. Better watch out for the federal government coming after you for falsifying your age, though.

PS: Don't worry, I have long hair.

ronaldpagan

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> Anyone else notice the subtle whisper of ponytail in that Driver's Licence photo?
(Not judging, Mr. Ketch, just trying to confirm what I may or may not have seen. I swear, some of my best girlfriends have ponytails!)

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> Big douche in a little pond.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> gay

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> Did anyone catch the fact that on Dr. Phil he said he went to one of the best business schools in the country (Wharton) but on his bizaree website he said he "took some classes" at Wharton...which you can do as an undergrad. What a LOSER...sad.

wolfes5

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> Sigh.

Even after his particular brand of stupidity is broadcast throughout the land, he STILL doesn't get it.

fragglewaggle

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @Unfun: Yeah, but your avatar still has seven spares.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @Bell County: Although it seems like there is a certain category labeled "asking for it," which can be applied to these two. I'm not fucking around, I'm already on my second life...

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @Unfun: I know! I tend not to make appearance jokes (glass houses), I'm just trying to understand the rules.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> He wants someone with the same attributes he has?

... like a sweaty, shovel-jawed woman with small hands, a voice like a buzz saw and male-pattern baldness?

MissCast

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @Bell County: I wouldn't try it. A bunch of people ragging on Frank Rich's kid got the ax for that.

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> That voice is beyond grating, and the "No! No! No! No! No!" thing at the beginning makes me think he's a self-hating gay. I'm sure the gays wouldn't want him either.

hhpeterson13

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> just caught the end of this on the tv... the two of them are making plans to hang out. "when you're at my level," says the dark-haired one, "it's good to have a wingman."

encoreerocne

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> This is pure entertainment.

katieee

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> Mr. Ketch, can we say bad things about this guy or JFP's appearance?

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> @Carol Gardens:
Haha! You know, I bet there are more than a handful of 'D.Phil's that
read Gawker :)

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> Oy. I don't think I can take that much cringe in a single afternoon.

BadUncle

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> Hmm, let's see JFP. Would you rather fess up on national television when EVERYONE ON EARTH knows you are lying, or would you rather publicly admit to committing a crime by lying about your age when applying for a passport? Because I'm fairly certain that breaks federal law (does furious legal research). God, that was painful. His head is so far up his ass he can't even see the light of day anymore.

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> Say what you will about the guy from Bum Fights, but his appearance on Dr. Phil's show was absolute genius:

+ Watch video


(start around 1:40- performance art!)

SnarkTwain

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> "It's like the popular girls in high school!"

....Surely one of JFP's stats is that he wasn't scared of the popular girls in high school?

Of course I'm waiting for the day when JFP's stats become nothing but lines copy and pasted from Chucknorrisfacts.com.

JFP doesn't sleep, he waits.

CaptUnderpants

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> JFP is trying to USE his horror story to pick up women! When he encounters women who don't know about him, he TELLS it!

Okay. I just blacked out a second from hyperventilating while I laughed.

Thank you.

City_Dater

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> I love how his new line is, "have you heard of the Internet thing, 'the worst person in the world?'- yeah that's me." Great way to break the ice.

My new circle of Hell: Ira Glass reporting on the Dr. Phil show in which Joe Francis is a guest.

SnarkTwain

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> Sometimes I picture JFP, Paul Janka, Julia Allison, Leven Rambin, Mary Rambin, and a few others sitting in a room scribbling rumors about the Gawker staff in a Burn Book while Denton stands at a staff meeting saying, "They think they can move on with their careers and not mention me?? I like INVENTED them, you know what I mean??"

EleanorRigby

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> It's amazing how a lot of guys in NYC couldn't buy a date here (well, unless someone's actively selling!) but this guy Janka can fool all the ladies into taking him for a quick test-drive. It's as if something were wrong with everyone's metrics!

BrianVan

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> he got his passport pre-9/11... ya know, when you just needed a fake driver's ID instead of a birth certificate to get one. that's why he's 35. or maybe he just totally forgot that he lived six more years, probably these last six...

encoreerocne

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> Yeah, I would be really proud that my dating tactic is to "pick off girls like a vulture."

Is there a type of vulture I'm not aware of that doesn't feast on the carcasses of dead animals?

cashmny

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> Two observations: JFP has a perfect voice for shutting the fuck up. I mean really, did he swallow a Long Island housewife? Back in 1967? When he was fucking born?

And Janka? Just keep setting that bar low, dude, the rest of us thank you. Girls, if you like this, you're probably just not all that deep.



Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> Does Dr. Phil book all his shows through Gawker now? Oh no, that means a certain special someone may be making an appearance on a FAMEBALL-themed episode. Or maybe he'll analyze the crabby old man from Bay Ridge? Or Emily and Josh will have to move into the Dr. Phil house...

Carol Gardens

]]> <![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day']]> JFP is an ORPHAN. Of course he doesn't know the year he was born.

GinaRomantica

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