'Sad Perv Day' II: The Legend of Janka's Gold - Gawker Comments

'Sad Perv Day' II: The Legend of Janka's Gold

LaurieBrownSucksALot — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:31:16 EDT

JFP needs his own big dildo so he can fuck himself because I cannot imagine why any woman would be interested in a guy who talks, looks, sounds and presents like this fool even with a ten foot strap-on.

LaurieBrownSucksALot

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LaurieBrownSucksALot — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:22:25 EDT

Carry a big dildo and insist that whatever he wants to do should be tried out on him first.

LaurieBrownSucksALot

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KarenUhOh — Thu, 08 May 2008 08:34:07 EDT

I'd fuck him with John Fitzgerald Page's dick.

KarenUhOh

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Itsjustcatnip — Thu, 08 May 2008 08:29:00 EDT

@SarahHeartburn: My in-laws tell me of the wonders of Dr. Phil. He talks tough, he really helps them.
After the first day or two of visiting, I just turn into one of those drinking bird dolls that just nods and nods with that glassy stare.

Itsjustcatnip

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magic8ball — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:37:31 EDT

I meant 'he' for real. But still....this whole thing/interview is legen.....wait for it....dary. You know what I'm talking about.

magic8ball

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magic8ball — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:34:42 EDT

Is her for real???? Get him a date with JA pronto

magic8ball

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Rooo sez BISH PLZ — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:45:10 EDT

@SarahHeartburn: You are Terror, and men will cower before you.

I heart you.

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

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MisterHippity — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:28:03 EDT

"You asked her for a blumpkin? Are you stupid?!? What were you thinking? Get your head out of the gutter! A blumpkin?!? Get real! Did you fall out of the dumb tree?!! Man! So,how's that workin' for you? Asking women for blumpkins, I mean? They just say no? I hate it when that happens! Say, have you read my book, (Insert Book Name Here)? You ain't from Texas, are ya?"

MisterHippity

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BowlingAlleyLawyer — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:07:04 EDT

@as_per_usual: Ha! I still have a perverse desire to know just exactly what he smells like.
Maybe Kelly whats-her-face can clue us in?

BowlingAlleyLawyer

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Rosewater — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:20:27 EDT

@SarahHeartburn: totally fucking awesome!

Rosewater

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pameltoe mccord van kempen — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:19:21 EDT

this one right here? will marry. MUST. MARRY. hopefully our offspring will inherit his date rapey eyes.

pameltoe mccord van kempen

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as_per_usual — Wed, 07 May 2008 21:21:02 EDT

@BowlingAlleyLawyer: damn you for taking my joke! I'm going to do it anyway, though.

Is that salt and pepper hair or jizz hair?

And no, it doesn't make you a sad perv, cause we already know that it's (sadly) likely true.

as_per_usual

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BowlingAlleyLawyer — Wed, 07 May 2008 21:11:30 EDT

Was anyone else looking at this clip REEEEALLY closely like I was- trying to see if the hair gel was, um well, jizz?

and does that me a sad perv too?

BowlingAlleyLawyer

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dietcokeandfries — Wed, 07 May 2008 21:05:02 EDT

I don't know if this says more about me or the available men in Los Angeles, but I would totally date Paul Janka.

dietcokeandfries

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MaelstromInTheMiddle — Wed, 07 May 2008 20:06:25 EDT

@lawyergay: Yes, and one of the exhibits will be a photograph of the well where he kept his "dates" and lowered lotion to them in a basket.

MaelstromInTheMiddle

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meechybee — Wed, 07 May 2008 20:03:33 EDT

@SarahHeartburn: does it mean that i'm old if i'm totally salivating over the hairdos?

meechybee

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SarahHeartburn — Wed, 07 May 2008 19:38:26 EDT

Bedtime for me here in GMT+1, but I leave you with a bouncy tune:

SarahHeartburn

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SarahHeartburn — Wed, 07 May 2008 19:19:33 EDT

@tracyflick: Both. BOTH of them. It rankles to think that Phil has a viewing audience who just might think he might have some wisdom because he's a shrink. He's gone from shilling snake oil to foisting infected snake pus on vulnerable women. The fact that the women on his staff put up a bit of minor resistance is even more upsetting. Why didn't someone bash Janka's skull in with an office chair?

SarahHeartburn

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rosaluxembourgeoise — Wed, 07 May 2008 19:01:21 EDT

@rosaluxembourgeoise:
You meant to write "brilliant on so many levels, it actually hurts".

rosaluxembourgeoise

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tracyflick — Wed, 07 May 2008 19:00:27 EDT

You keep wondering if it's all an act to get media attention. Or is he really just that douchey?

tracyflick

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Nard — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:58:59 EDT

This fella is actually pretty scary. There's no humanity about him. Am I the only picturing him calling escort services and asking, "Will it cry if hurt?" and "Do you offer insurance in case I break it?"

Nard

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BalknChain — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:58:53 EDT

@SarahHeartburn: oh, brilliant!

BalknChain

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SarahHeartburn — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:57:43 EDT

@In Other News...: And so is Phil. Daring to call himself a therapist. Put a space between the third and fourth letter of that word, Dr. Phil, you self-pimping, woman-pimping meeskite.

SarahHeartburn

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Nathaniel_Poor — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:55:31 EDT

In a way I feel like all this attention is just getting them more women. Maybe they are ivy league super-geniuses

Nathaniel_Poor

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rosaluxembourgeoise — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:54:45 EDT

@SarahHeartburn:
Now I'm not going to sleep tonight, because I'm imagining what it would be like if Joe Francis got a gig writing for Gawker the day everyone was awarded a Commie.

Muchos gracias!

rosaluxembourgeoise

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In Other News... — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:52:55 EDT

@SarahHeartburn: Oh, this comment isn't gold, it's platinum.

In Other News...

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In Other News... — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:52:30 EDT

Bag of dirt. Fucking. Fucking dirtbag.

In Other News...

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SarahHeartburn — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:43:41 EDT

@lawyergay: Dr. Phil will be there, tearful, insisting he had NO idea of what was going to happen.

SarahHeartburn

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SarahHeartburn — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:42:01 EDT

I just had a flash of what it would have been like if Jeffrey Dahmer had been on Oprah on a day she was giving away freezers to everyone in the audience.

SarahHeartburn

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Unfun — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:40:52 EDT

Is this the best story they could dig up on this guy? He told some chick not to eat cake? Can't they find the 300-400 women whose puppies he exposed himself to, or all the dates for whom he took his cock out totally unprovoked in the middle of dinner?

Unfun

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lawyergay — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:33:14 EDT

I get the feeling this is going to end up as an exhibit in some kind of grand jury proceeding.

lawyergay

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tracyflick — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:28:02 EDT

The best part?

In last week's episode about the "cougar craze" Janka was featured as one of the men who attended a Sugar Mamma/Boy Toy speeddating event. The women who attended all had to pay $500 (because only desperate women would attend something like that so why not gouge them while you're at it) and the men had to pay $50. The $500 allegedly included a screening of the men.

The very next clip after Janka's interview were he expounded on the virtues of older women and the matchmaker who put it together, Janis Spindel, gloated how all the men were screened? It was a preview of this very episode. So, there's the matchmaker talking about how amazing the guys who attended her sleazy speed dating event were and BOOM "Next on Dr. Phil...meet this raging sociopath and narcissist and they show Janka's photo.

tracyflick

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WackoJacko — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:24:58 EDT

Why didn't he say something to that first girl like, "I know ONE thing I'd like to put in your body ..." ? If I were a douchebag, that's what I'D say.

WackoJacko

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valarmorghulis — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:18:58 EDT

@Richard: Jack Palance would kick his ass if he even tried.

valarmorghulis

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Richard — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:11:44 EDT

But can he do one-armed push-ups on stage at the Academy Awards, Alex??

Richard

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MsKellyKreth — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:07:25 EDT

I got an email today from Janks, replying to my question about what time he'd be on today. It said he would be on at 3pm and he just washed his underpants.

I may have to give Janka another try now that he and his underpants are squeaky clean.

MsKellyKreth