<![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> I've tried it. I can say of my experience...My friend turned into Tucan Sam, you know the guy from the Fruit Loops, then the world turned into a rainbow. As the rainbow colors started to come apart it felt as if my skin was coming unzipped. Very odd experience I would say.

madeline08

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]>

[www.visit4info.com]
So, I like just sold all my weed stock and bought salvia.

Scrappy

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> i read this as banning "saliva" and thought "good luck, that'll never work."

zee

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> @mercergal: so I can just smoke up the contents of my kitchen cabinets?
Groovy.

BowlingAlleyLawyer

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> Salvia means sage in Italian. As in cooking herb.

mercergal

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> Kids these days.

When I was young all we had was a pile of angel dust, a sheet of window pane and a bottle of gin with which to get funky. And we liked it that way.

KilgoreTrout_XL

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> @Nard38: Dynamite. I'd love to see a judge-off between Smails, Mathis, and Oliver Wendall Holmes.

SnarkTwain

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> i don't practice salvia
i ain't got no crystal ball...


bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> that was absolutely the most boring trip I have ever witnessed. If you are going to trip on something, you should be forced to do something exciting. Anything. But rolling around on the ground does nothing for me.

Maybe they should be forced to do their best Perez Hilton impression.

bandmwalker

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> @miasma-protege: You sir, are on the plath to enlightenment!

BaconCat

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> @LeGagneur: Keep the drugs legal and pass a law requiring potential parents to get licenses, thank you.

YourWildHorses

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> Stick with the jenkem, kids.

Adminitraitor

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> @Sarcastro: @fiveinchtaint: Oh, thank God it wasn't just me! I kept thinking, can you really smoke saliva? What am I missing here?

@Sarcastro: You're a better man than I. I never would have admitted it first.

GeorgeBabbitt

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> That's precious. They even have their kids around while doing drugs!

LeGagneur

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> @miasma-protege: Bad. But good. Pretty good.

Shariahpants

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> @Mark Graham: I've lived in Oswego county. The county itself can use a bit of public urination, to cut back all the weeds and brush.

Shariahpants

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> I have no opinion until I find out what Woody Harrelson thinks of this.

sidemouse

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> ye philistines do not mock the ego death of the salvia godess. enlighten you it will. ok, I was terrified too.

lovethebomb

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> @DaveJ: IF Tupac were dead, he'd be rolling over in his grave right now.

But since he's alive, he's probably just sparking up another hit of salvia.

HowardRoarkLaughed

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> @DaveJ: Well, yeah, the shit makes non-"urban" people go out and buy urban label t-shirts. Truly terrifying.

spinachdip

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> Back in my high school days, we just brained each other with rebar, scrimshaw, and sacks of door knobs. The door knobs were the gnarliest, man.

BadUncle

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> Some of those dislexics will make a drug out of anything. Just you wait — they'll be snorting urnie next.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> And here I'v just been using div to make really awesome mojitos.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> @BalknChain: The best part is, they're HUGE! HI-YO!

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> @scroll_lock: I love it when you talk dirty purple flowers to me :)

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> @Sarcastro: I thought that's what it said until I read your comment. I'm dumb today.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> Salvia
The shadow you see
moving in the dark
in the house
on the hill
in your mind
don't turn around
I'm not there
just a warm breath
through you hair
in the house
on the hill
in your mind
a step out of reach
but a few moments
ahead in time
in the house
on the hill
in your mind
do not try to find me
do not ruin our time
in the house
on the hill
in your mind
























BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> @ronaldpagan: I am far too old to try anything like this, but I did anyway. Sat in a chair with my arms gripping my legs for 5 minutes too afraid to move. Great fun! Ban this shit and legalize marijuana. (Think of the taxes, Smails. They could half-way retire the federal debt.)

PandoraSpocks

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> The people in the first video sound Canadian....!

Richard

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> I don't understand. If you want to go and fuck your brain up (which I doubt it does), and you don't affect anyone but yourself...why the fuck is someone else allowed to tell you not to do it. That being said..salvia is wack, I've done it more than once and haven't done it since I was like 18. Its worth the experience but it's not like you want to go out and do salvia all day, it makes you feel quite uncomfortable for the 3 minutes you're tripping on it.

Deathcard

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> It's a fifteen minute nightmare. I thought I was microscopic and trapped in white goo. Serious - I'm not trying to make a Tom Cruise joke or anything.

ouikant

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> West siiiiide!

Richard

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> Can't watch video, due to stupidity of those involved, to watch would encourage behavior, so I'll boycott, lest smoking used tampons becomes next craze. Thank you. No.

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> i will salive!

Pithmaster

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> @famousauthor: I know, the little gay boys lipsynching Madonna and Mariah better be on alert. Their ban is next. Before we know it, kittens won't be allowed to do cute things on camera anymore.

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> The t-shirts speak volumes.

DaveJ

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> @BalknChain: It's a plant with purple spiky flowers on it, I've got some in my garden. Wanna get pollinated this weekend?

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> I heard that Ted Hughes smoked Sylvia.

miasma-protege

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> @ronaldpagan: or 30 seconds. either way...

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> 5 minute highs? Is it for people who want to get really fucked up on thier lunch break? Because I'm one of those people.

cardboardbelt

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> Ok, first, what the hell is salvia?
I Salvia'd and I can't get it up.


BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> I am glad to see that our legislators are watching YouTube...

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> First, they came for the saliva consumers, but I did not speak up as I have a terrifying endocrine dysfunction ...

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> @Sarcastro: Ditto. I was thinking, "Bitches better be smoking they own saliva. Why they ain't up in arms about smoking other people's saliva?"

pameltoe mccord van kempen

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> First salvia, then public urination... if they ban rhinotillexis next I'll have nothing to do on the weekends.

EnviousJuno

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> Fuck salvia. It turns you into a terrified retard for 5 minutes. It is hilarious to watch your friends do it though.

ronaldpagan

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> What? No love for jenkem?

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> From further down in the article...

"Another state lawmaker wants to ban public urination.

'While many think that it is illegal to urinate in public, in actuality it is the indecent exposure of the potential perpetrator that subjects such individual to an arrest', states a bill memo drafted by Republican assemblyman, David Townsend, who represents a district in Oswego County."

Who knew?

Mark Graham

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> Case number one: what is wrong with having a psychedelic experience?

Case number two: Why are these politicos watching YouTube at work? I can't get YouTube at work, and all I do is marketing...

Shariahpants

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: Three generations of imbeciles are enough.

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> @Sarcastro: And saliva's version of coca fields look like those little sinks dentists have you spit into.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> I'm sorry, but banning saliva is obviously a pet project of the bottled water industry.

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> I must be getting old or something but nothing about that drug looks even remotely fun.

Helman

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> The second video comes complete with a child's voice in the background. Lovely!

AirforceAmy

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> I really thought that said "saliva." I'm going back to bed.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> Another side effect seems to be having your friends laugh at you as your brain struggles to function.

Good times.

HowardRoarkLaughed

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> @WackoJacko: My pleasure!

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> @WackoJacko: It was a tad rubbery, though.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> @scroll_lock: I mean, really. My first laugh of the morning. Thank you.

WackoJacko

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> @scroll_lock: AMAZING!!!!!!

WackoJacko

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> "[redacted] does not know he will soon face an intervention ..."

WackoJacko

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> This is just like the time I smoked oregano with some guidos and we had group calamari.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> I am against a salvia ban from a purely Darwinian perspective.

Seriously, this drug could single-handedly kill more idiots than even the most aggressive eugenics program ever could.

Let it work its course.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned]]> It's entirely the wrong time to ban salvia.Not before Hillary can use it.
As an excuse to fall down.

mladen

]]>