<![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]> @marmot: Nahh, I do too. I'd never touch him with a 10 foot pole of course but he's an attractive person in a completely superficial outside wrapping only kind of way. I'm sure his insides are totally infested.

That's why the buckhead fuckhead is so funny to me, he's not even good looking on any level.

ouiserboudreaux

]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]> @marmot: yes

BowlingAlleyLawyer

]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]> Is it THAT wrong that I find him kinda hot?

marmot

]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]> @Unfun: Agreed. It's hard to buy her feigned duigust when she's batting her eyes, giggling and groping the guy.

And explain to me the whole "we dated" thing. If over 5 months you saw each other 5 times isn't that really just booty calls sans the sex? And if that's the case, then why bother holding out???

I'm saying she nailed him and was too ashamed to admit it and she got him to say hey didn't have sex.

tracyflick

]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]> @Unfun: That was in response to the part of the interview I actually made it through, where AFTER she agrees to date him even though she knows he keeps a spreadsheet of women he's screwed, she then proceeds to DATE him, and then comes over one night to him answering the door JERKING OFF, and waits until she sobers up before leaving! GAH!

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]> @BrianVan: WHAT? WHAT?? WHAT?!!?! That fucking Heather Fink is NUTS! She dated him? EW!

Go home immediately you twat!

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]> @rod: I knew I recognized that crotch from somewhere.

AuntPeniston

]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]> Um, for what it's worth? That's my subway stop.

rod townsend

]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]> Okay....all due respect, heather Fink, but you stayed at his apartment after he opened the door jerking off? There was nothing in your head that said to turn around and go home? You couldn't have slept on his couch or mad ehim sleep on his couch while you took the bed?

I mean, okay, you called out JFP and Janka. Cool. But you were totally flirting with the guy in this clip. Or am I just seeing things here?

tracyflick

]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]> @Unfun: Don't worry, no relationship can sustain that level of disgustingness for long. In 2 weeks they'll be sitting with that annoying bench pole between them.

AuntPeniston

]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]> See wacko Lower East Side comic and Michael Lucas' former publicist Heather Fink talk about her encounter with Janka:

+ Watch video

BrianVan

]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]> BTW people who make out on the subway are vile. On a recent L train sojourn, as if having to rely on that cursed mode of transport isn't enough to ruin my day, I saw a hipster couple doing the following: The girl was feeding her boyfriend pieces of fruit salad, and after every bite, he would then kiss her. I shot them eye daggers and suffered indigestion for the rest of the day.

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]> Ladies, stop fucking this man! There's other cock out there. Or choose celibacy.

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]> My Only question with Janka and John Fitzgerald Page is "what kind of mother could raise a son like that?"

Barbara Baekeland? Google her it's worth the trip!

Littlewing70

]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]> Hi, I'm the tipster. I don't really have anything else to add, except that seeing something I wrote about a curious manslut on Gawker is somehow immensely more professionally satisfying than the dozens of complex articles I write weekly for a trade magazine (you've never heard of). And, you know, I'm not sure how to feel about that.

So, thanks (?) Paul.

Thursday_Train

]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]> Just when I was wondering whether bedbugs were the most disgusting thing on the subway.

AuntPeniston

]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]> @WackoJacko: Now that was just cruel!! I didn't read it right and thought it was a Jalopnik link, so clicked. Damn.

ThereMustBeAPony

]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]> @WackoJacko: Prick. Now my retina's are burned. and it's not even 11 a.m.

TVAddendum

]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]> Sounds like the tipster didn't like giving Janka the blumpkin that one time. Looks like that's never gonna happen again.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]> Oh, lord. That's my stop. I wondered why the train wasn't running this morning, and now I know: it was suffering from Douche Overload.

sady

]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]>

Non-seq--oh my God I was bored at work and looked at this:

[jakoblodwick.com]

Too much! Too soon!

WackoJacko

]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]> Yes, but did he fondle your breasts with his eyes?

pameltoe mccord van kempen

]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]> this is one of those "can't believe I just saw that guy" moments in both a good AND bad way. that's rare so you should be proud, Richard.

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out]]> "skanktasmagoria"?

Tipster, you rule.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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