Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich" - Gawker Comments

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

GeorgetownAvenger — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:46:31 EDT

Who's Julia Allison? Oh, that's the nutty Gawker project: fabricate a hologram of bad hair extensions and cheap pearls, add in pure Freudian drive--AMBITION--a propensity for dishonesty--"my parents have disowned me!-- and a heart made of shards of glass and dust. See if the project can garner a wee bit of attention in this post Paris world. Got it. I'll try to remember. Promise.

GeorgetownAvenger

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

Dolomite — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:03:50 EDT

You know, I liked her a lot better when all I saw was her rack.

Dolomite

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

Kim Gordon's Panties — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:37:57 EDT

@NeverEnough: thanks!

Kim Gordon's Panties

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

DorothyMantooth — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:27:28 EDT

@hypocriteoath: Not only is the supposed "engagement ring" on the wrong hand, that Judith Lieber clutch appears to be a Chanel.
Tsk!

DorothyMantooth

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

nyphotog — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:19:34 EDT

Julia Allison must have some memory-fogging field around her, because every day you write something about her, and every day I have no idea who she is. Weird.

nyphotog

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

Tammany_Fall — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:07:38 EDT

Do all these people have to pay Lisa Birnbach royalties? Because they just use her template, over and over and over ...

Tammany_Fall

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

krucoff — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:05:03 EDT

INSIDER GOSSIP: Last night at Greg Gutfeld's Red Eye party at the Bowery Wine Club (if you didn't shoot yourself 15 words ago, now's a good time), Chris Tennant told me he was launching a Bellport blog this summer.

Or maybe that's just what I wanted to hear. Either way, the class war is on. Don't fuck with the Napeague Greasers.

krucoff

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

Mike_Jahn — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:38:28 EDT

@KarenUhOh: HA!

Mike_Jahn

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

EvidenceOfAbsence — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:32:59 EDT

Okay, so that's the Heiress. But what you call people who tuck their jeans into L.L. Bean duck boots?

EvidenceOfAbsence

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

hypocriteoath — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:21:20 EDT

5 ct Engagement ring on the right hand means she already called the wedding off but kept the ring. I don't know if a heiress would do that per se but she-who-shall-not-be-named sure might. Accurate in one context, just not the one the book is predicated upon.

hypocriteoath

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

Caroline Meeber — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:14:51 EDT

I think Gawker likes to have Julia Allison as it's crusty scab on their elbow. They pick, pick, pick and just never leave it alone. And it never, ever goes away.

Caroline Meeber

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

NeverEnough — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:06:08 EDT

@KimGordonsPanties: "waiting for a facial face" I love you for that.

NeverEnough

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

Kim Gordon's Panties — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:43:34 EDT

You know I actually recently decided that I do not hate this woman, but I just wish she had a different expression than, well, that one right there, you know, the waiting for a facial face.

Kim Gordon's Panties

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

pureblarney — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:37:23 EDT

@KarenUhOh: You made me guffah most joyously. Twenty points to Gryffindor.

pureblarney

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

PickleTitsTurner — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:29:12 EDT

Watch out for my handbook. It's a response to all these sorts of handbooks. Let's just say that the working title is "Little Red Handbook."

PickleTitsTurner

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

Oface — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:16:22 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog: I KNOW!! And that voice! Gag. At least Heather Tatters was on there. She redeemed the show.

Oface

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

skiingtheK12 — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:09:51 EDT

JA or no, I can't see how this book could remotely offer anything more than the Official Preppy Handbook did more than twenty years ago. To this day, I still refer to it when I need to know how to work a duck motif into my decor. Also, no self-respecting preppy "Mummy" would let her daughter carry on with a South American fiance, even if he was a "banker" with a direct connection to an emerald cartel. Kids these days...

skiingtheK12

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

hamburgerhotdog — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:07:36 EDT

Dress by: Strawberry
Shoes by: Steve Madden
Handbag: Free from a dude who thought he might get some in exchange for leather goods
Earrings: swiped during a photo shoot

If she's a heiress than the only thing she's come into is misfortune.

hamburgerhotdog

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

Our Lady of the Massacre — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:59:49 EDT

"Only" six figures? Only?

Our Lady of the Massacre

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

doolittle — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:58:38 EDT

Louboutins? I don't believe I've seen anything but Steve Maddens.

doolittle

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

Swifter — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:56:46 EDT

Do you guys at Gawker share out the opportunity for Julia Allison posts, since each is guaranteed a couple thousand pageviews, or do you all independently compete for the latest Julia Allison tidbit to feed your ever growing appetite for excess?

Swifter

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

tracyflick — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:55:44 EDT

Wait. Is this the book she was Twittering about the other day when she said she was going to get Denton to host a book party for/with her?

[twitter.com]

tracyflick

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

ShrugsAndKisses — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:52:49 EDT

The person who put the line "People No One Admits They Were Friends With" right next to JA is my new hero.

ShrugsAndKisses

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

Nard — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:52:14 EDT

@VirusWithShoes: Well, just before that photo was snapped, she had gotten the hind quarters of the guinea pig into her mouth, "V" style.

Nard

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

nottobeconfusedwith — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:50:38 EDT

@KarenUhOh: She looks like she's about to dispense a Pez.

nottobeconfusedwith

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

VirusWithShoes — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:42:28 EDT

Her throat looks like an elephant's trunk in that photo.

VirusWithShoes

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

KarenUhOh — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:42:22 EDT

What depresses me most about Julia is that she no longer dispenses gumballs when I fire a nickel into her mouth.

KarenUhOh

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

blogissuchanuglyword — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:39:20 EDT

she is the only person, ever, who can be annoying in a scanned black and white photo.

blogissuchanuglyword

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

lawyergay — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:34:25 EDT

This grudgingly anticipated book will be a smashing failure.

lawyergay

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

TheHonJudgeSmails — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:33:03 EDT

@Oface: Seems appropriate.

TheHonJudgeSmails

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

hamburgerhotdog — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:32:24 EDT

@Oface: I saw that! Her extensions were creepy looking.

hamburgerhotdog

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

JudgeFudge — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:32:16 EDT

Maybe if Bergdorf's opened up a branch of Urban Outfitters in one of their stores, this might sell well on their miscelaneous table, right next to the Weed Ice-cube trays and the "stick your dick in this book" book.

JudgeFudge

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

pureblarney — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:31:49 EDT

Ewwww. Julia Allison. Do not want.

pureblarney

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

Oface — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:30:13 EDT

*blink blink*

And she was on VH1 the other night. Talking about hotties from the 90's.

Oface

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

Priam — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:27:12 EDT

Cotton, tobacco, and molasses.

Priam

Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich"

TheHonJudgeSmails — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:27:03 EDT

Who, exactly, would buy this book?

TheHonJudgeSmails