<![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?" - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?" - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> "Dude! My sugar daddy makes me do the Bunny Hop too!"

unclevanya

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> @Obviously Not Omniscient: Well I love you too!!! :-)

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]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> I Had One in Each Hand

uncleron

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> @In Other News...: You inspired me to come back. Now I'm probably doomed to my prior Open Caption addiction...

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> Too much pretty for one photograph - does not compute!

SuburbanSocialite

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> Shades of Gay.

Smitros

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> Chace Crawford Describes the Push-the-Network-Exec's-Head-Down... Technique That Landed Him His First Role

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> And that's what it looks like when two bottoms have sex . . .

angelheadedhipster

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> "But Isn't This Sign Language for 'Gemini'?"

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]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> @She Blinded Me With Omniscience: Okay, what the HELL is going on here?

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]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> Gael Garcia Bernal Wistfully Reenacts His Role in The Motorcycle Diaries To Homeless Man Distracted By Prospect of Scoring a Room for the Night

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> "And then I flipped over my handlebars and ended my gymanastics career."

GoRo

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> And that, my friend, is how I beat up Verne Troyer."

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> Shit.

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]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> "Dude, I You're Gonna Dance, At Least Give Us the Overbite."

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]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> "Sure, a hotel can be made of vodka. You see, when you take two molecules and bind them like so..."

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]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> "Yeah, it's called 'The San Francisco Stranger'."

SpeakerCity

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> "It's called, 'The A-wrist-ocrats.'"

WhyNo

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> "So there I was, mowing this CW network exec's Lawn, when he invites me into his poolhouse for some lemonade ..."

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> "I Hoped 'Getting My Hand Stamped' Was Going to Mean Something Else."

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> Goodness, Richard. Between this and the earlier link to the Olsen twins Western, you're on fire. Did you take pot this morning?

Nard

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> "...But why is it called Space Docking?"

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> "And that's how I broke two cocks at the same time"

acridsheep

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> "So then the midget gets on the mini tricycle and rides over to ME! And I'm like 'Hey bud, I'm not into that,' but I was, like, really drunk..."

SpeakerCity

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> "And I was so mad they never had a name plate that said Chace! Always Christine, Chantal, Chelsea..."

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> @fiveinchtaint: Huh. I think it would be cooler if he just held on to one a time, then, but what do I know?

Moff

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> Oh yeah?! Why don't you get off your invisible Segue and say that to my face!

Lonesome_George

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> "Actually, I Rode My Bike to the Circle Jerk."

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> And I put the broomhandle in like this!

Smirk

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> @moff: Handlebars, I think.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> Two what? I DON'T GET IT.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> "See, it's called a double-ended dildo... Wanna try?"

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> I closed the Stoli Hotel one night. It wasn't pretty.

SidAndFinancy

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> [slow clap] for Richard.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> Ok..I'll guess the poppers are in the right hand.

blix

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> ***squelch****squelch****squelch****ahhhhhh.

Priam

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> Sorry, but nobody's beating that. Game over before it's begun.

Astigmatism

]]> <![CDATA["Two At The Same Time?"]]> You win, Richard.

VirusWithShoes

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