<![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> My two roommates got into a naked brawl in my kitchen in college. Is this something that would be interesting to your internet?

Smackdown

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> @IndianSlipper: Um, that is not the same as having a 70 year old lesbian watch you poop for 7 years. Your story is much less hot than mine.

TempleDrake

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> @TempleDrake: Freaky! I once had a smoking hot neighbor. Our living room windows were about 2 feet from eachother. One night as I walked by I looked out and there she was, buck naked, lotioning her body.

I didn't look at internet porn for months!

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> @winniemc:
She has STACKS of 'em in the back of the flower shop.
But really, where can one get one?

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> @AirforceAmy: Yeah, I'd be the crazy one too! LOL

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> @the cajun boy: You fucked her crazy? I don't know if that means you were that bad in bed, or that good?

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> Just FYI, for $50, you can buy an autographed photo of Joyce DeWitt.

winniemc

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> @EvidenceOfAbsence: WeShareaPony sounds like Kentucky Derby nerd porn. Eeeeewww!

InternMary

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> Well, I don't have a roomate story, but i DO have a neighbor story. After living in an apartment for 7 years, my creepy next door neighbor said 'you know I can look at you in your bathroom anytime I want.' It was especially scary because EVRYTIME i was in the bathroom, i heard her opening her medicine cabinet.

TempleDrake

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> @IndianSlipper:
I've realized that girls are NOT the cleaner of the sexes. My roommate has never once cleaned a damn thing in a year and a half. Not her room, not the bathroom, not the kitchen. I had to bitch at her to get her to use soap when cleaning the dishes. Not even having various bugs in her room got her to change her ways.

Yet, if you ask her, I'm the crazy one...

AirforceAmy

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> @fiveinchtaint: I should really tell you guys the story of my cousin that moved in right before Christmas. Let me just say that the sewers and Mr. Fluffy will never be the same again.

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> @the cajun boy: Syphilis does cause insanity.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> My book deal is going to cover stories about moving. Also: stories about commuting. Also: stories about raising a child. Also: ponies.

EvidenceOfAbsence

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> @fiveinchtaint: You guys should get drunk and try to catch a cab.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> oh intern mary, do i have a story for you! my first nyc roommate was a girl, at some point we started fucking, in the end she ended up in bellevue. i shit you not.

the cajun boy

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> @Bell County: I'm crashing with my deadbeat cousin, Roman. I want to kill him but it might screw up the storyline.

@Conbon: Was it your first time, or did it just feel like the first time?

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: dr. dre quotes/questions are always appreciated.
but no, chesticles are the female version of male ticles. you like them. a lot.


hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> @Bell County: I think I learned the "dance of joy" from your cousin.

SW-2

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> @fiveinchtaint: I learned them yesterday. I wish yesterday didn't happen.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> When I have more time I've got a lot I want to get off my chest about my troublemaking cousin from Mypos, with whom I've been rooming with for a while.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> @mitchel_stevens: That was hilarious!

@IndianSlipper: You have a dishwasher?? Lucky bastard.

Mary Mouse

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> Love the accompanying photo. Ah, the gang. They sure had poor communication that led to some crazy misunderstandings.

@TheHonJudgeSmails: I don't even know what those words mean. Are they foreign? Are you really from Foreigner?

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> Mary, if you're ever behind on the rent please ask Denton for an advance instead of blowing Mr. Roper.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> A certain occupant of my apartment is a nightmare. His antics include leaving food in the fridge until it's coated in green fur; a seeming inability to hit the target in the bathroom; cleaning up spilled food with the same bath towel that has never been washed; eating/drinking everything in the house and leaving the cupboard and fridge bare; blaring loud music or practicing electric guitar at all hours; and almost never paying any bills or lifting a finger to clean anything.

Plus, it can get lonely living alone like this.

SidAndFinancy

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> @InternMary: Oh I fully support your efforts, just wanted you to steer clear of some of the crap that appears on there.

EleanorRigby

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> In college we shared rooms. One of mine had about three concurrent boyfriends. I spent quite a lot of time listening to her humping them (separately) on the other side of the room at 3am when they thought that I was asleep and that they were silent.
It wouldn't have been that bad except for the high pitched giggling.


Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> I remember for an april fool's, I went to Chinatown and bought three or four prawns since my then-roommate was allergic to shellfish.

The joke would involve cooking them for a fishy smell to line our single living environment and make him think I had hidden them around the place.

I got home, turned on the stove, put on the frying pan and dumped the suckers in.

I then learned they were still alive. And jumping. So I started screaming. Then my roommate came home. And I told him we were fucked because I bought zombie prawns.

Then he freaked out because I grabbed his arm. Which had been coated in slick fish juice. And he broke out in hives.

the entire story ends with a minor trip to the bodega for benedryl, ice cream and him punching me really really hard in the lower back.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> @InternMary: Prepare for a deluge of Urolangia and Coprophagia spam.

In other words, a lot of email from FiveInchTaint.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> @hypocriteoath: If I had nuts on my chest, would those be chestnuts?

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> @EleanorRigby: True, Roommate Confessions. But that seems more focused on the negative. Anything is fair game at WeShareaToilet!

InternMary

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: what about chesticles?

@SW-2: @IndianSlipper: this could be like a new craigslist if nothing else...

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> I enjoyed the post about the over-sexed roommate and would like to get her number.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> I once came home drunk and passed out in my roommate's bed...

I am the one who cleans the bathroom.

HamptonShmampton

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> @GraniteInMyVeins: weshareatoilet@gmail.com!

InternMary

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> Can we send in stories of good roommates? Mine cleans the bathroom!

SW-2

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> Will there be charticles and graphicles?

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> Mary - so many stories for you... that one roommate from hell I had a little over a year ago (only lasted 10 weeks - thank God) provided me endless fodder.

GraniteInMyVeins

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> Countdown to book deal starts now, Mary. Be careful, though, they have a feature like this on College Humor.

EleanorRigby

]]> <![CDATA[Stuff Roommate People Like]]> Intern Mary, go to my old and dead fake blog, I shared some scary roomate stories that involve the toilet and my female roomate. And, this morning I scrubbed the toilet and the bathroom. Probably wiped up ten years worth of dried urine.

When she woke up she said "where's my toothbrush holder?" and when I told her it was in the dishwasher she said "oh" without even thanking me for cleaning the whole f'ing bathroom and ten years worth of pubic hair. And blood off the toilet. She is truly a pig.

IndianSlipper

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