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TigerWoodsHole — Fri, 09 May 2008 21:14:05 EDT

Makes sense it would be Richard Jefferson... would explain the "conveniently timed" breaking news of the manly assault lawsuit he's been hit with from some drunk dude at a bar.

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ouiserboudreaux — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:02:20 EDT

@AndIAmTellingYou: Nahh, it has to be a dookie. Between all the teabagging done to them*, you know it has to be one of rattface's bois.

*meaning Reggie Love and Greg Paulus.

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ouiserboudreaux — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:00:23 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: I heart you very much. It was the floor slapping that clued you in right?

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CrankYank — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:41:20 EDT

I know as much about basketball as my Swedish grandmother who died in 1992.

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the-cubicle-dweller — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:17:55 EDT

Rick Fox all the way. Vanessa was the ultimate beard.

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Elektra — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:51:57 EDT

@nozzle:

Or his pascal style is reminiscent of the great Francine Prose.

Potato, potahto.

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Nard — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:43:55 EDT

@DorothyMantooth: Are you sure? I hope you're wrong. If you're right, I'll need a whole new pick up line.

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econdave — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:40:39 EDT

Bobby Knight.

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DorothyMantooth — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:38:22 EDT

@Nard38: Damn, I missed your comment! (It's "Who wanna sex Dikembe," though.)

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DorothyMantooth — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:36:50 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails:Dude, I had the biggest crush on Laettner when he was at Duke.

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spinachdip — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:31:21 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Can't be Jason Williams, the clumsy motorcycle rider. He's listed at 6'2", which means he's probably closer to 6-even, his skin isn't "caramel", and I doubt anyone would describes his eyes as "chinky".

Richard Jefferson is the obvious leading candidate - his height and complexion match the profile, there are plenty of gay rumors about him, and he gets out in Manhattan.

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DorothyMantooth — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:30:26 EDT

@Clarence Rosario: Who wanna sex Dikembe?

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first2letters — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:29:04 EDT

Lew Alcindor?

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AndIAmTellingYou — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:23:23 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Hmpff... Enough taste not to go to North Carolina Correctional.

(Duke '97)

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Nard — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:20:23 EDT

@Conbon: Isn't it terrible that Wojo is still around? When Duke beat Belmont and I saw Coach Wojo's stumpy arm pumping its fat fist, I had flashbacks to yelling at him on TV telling him to stop slapping the fucking floor.

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Priam — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:11:03 EDT

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Ruutuu — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:08:00 EDT

Juwanna Mann

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maevemealone — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:07:25 EDT

@Knucklehead Babylon: It's very subliminal I think. I believe I had seen a commercial that day with Yao Ming in it and thought to myself, he has a sweet smile, then whammo, he's in my dream. The rest of my list of sexy dream stars is absurd and embarrassing. I wake up very confused and wondering when did ever even see an episode of Saved by the Bell let alone crushed on the blonde guy?

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PickleTitsTurner — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:50:26 EDT

Len Bias?

[crickets]

What? Too soon?

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stew — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:44:54 EDT

Meadowlark Lemon.

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dietcokeandfries — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:44:10 EDT

"ball-handling skills"

heh. heh.

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DaeSu — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:43:50 EDT

@arguablythemostfamous: Can't be KG. Didn't he skip college and go straight to the pros?

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Malegirdle — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:39:03 EDT

that is some fucking wack as hell writing. even with two frank riches as gay daddies, this guy aint editing the paris review.

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arguablythemostfamous — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:32:49 EDT

@Knucklehead Babylon: David Alan Grier was fucking a girl in my dorm freshman year.

@fivehole: He's the only basketball player I could think of, and he's tall. So clearly not gay, I just wanted to contribute.

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fileunder — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:32:16 EDT

*sniff* *sniff*
Smells like Axe in here.

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Knucklehead Babylon — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:27:50 EDT

@maevemealone: A friend of mine had a sexy dream about David Alan Grier and didn't even know who he was. One day we were watching "Blankman" and she was like "THAT'S THE GUY!."

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fivehole — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:27:34 EDT

@arguablythemostfamous: KG didn't go to college.

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:27:08 EDT

@AndIAmTellingYou: Haha, nope. Just a discerning gentleman of taste.

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:26:24 EDT

@Conbon: Good call.

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Mike_Jahn — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:26:07 EDT

Do gay rappers have hand signs and what are they?

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AndIAmTellingYou — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:25:56 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: UNC alum?

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j.blo — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:23:50 EDT

Speaking of Jefferson:

[sports.espn.go.com]

Sounds like some gay panic at the disco.

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Sarcastro — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:23:19 EDT

Chris Webber's kinda fruity.

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Conbon — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:21:05 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Well in that case, he doesn't really fit in with the rest of your list. I think you should substitute Wojo.

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:20:04 EDT

@Conbon: For the paraphiliac gay.

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maevemealone — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:20:00 EDT

@Knucklehead Babylon: Nooooooooo! Don't even say that! I've had sexy dreams about Yao, he's only into cuddling! (nb: My sexy dreams are always about random celebrities and have no relation to people I actually find attractive)

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:19:44 EDT

@Conbon: Duke.

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famousauthor — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:19:44 EDT

Just when Kobe Bryant got the MVP, all of this had to come out...

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fileunder — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:19:15 EDT

In the next chapter, we learn that Terrence himself was, in fact, one of Preston's rebounds.

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Conbon — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:17:56 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Which Jason Williams? Marshall, Duke, or Murderous?

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GraniteInMyVeins — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:17:50 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: J.J. & Christian could totally go by the alias Preston and no one would be none the wiser.

Or maybe I just associate the name Preston with WASP-y types.

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Knucklehead Babylon — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:16:59 EDT

@Knucklehead Babylon: Or Mugsey Bogues on stilts.

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Conbon — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:15:48 EDT

Also, it's Stephen Jackson.

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valarmorghulis — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:15:40 EDT

Shawn Kemp?

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Conbon — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:15:20 EDT

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: I think trying to infer anything from this particular writing "style" is a waste of time.

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Clare — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:15:00 EDT

@Sarcastro: That's a turrrible thing to say about the Round Mound. Turrrrrrible.

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arguablythemostfamous — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:13:43 EDT

KG is my guess... but it's sad when true life storylines mimic The L Word

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Nard — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:12:43 EDT

Who want to gay sex Mutumbo?

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:12:38 EDT

The press liked him and he was hometown favorite. In high school and college he was an all-around favorite, traveling across the country showcasing his talented ball-handling skills.

He makes it sound like he played for a pro team in his hometown. Also, maybe a McDonald's All-American or AAU all star in high school and college?

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Knucklehead Babylon — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:12:30 EDT

Yao Ming.

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contradicto — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:11:17 EDT

@dontchuknow: Tony Parker is actually quite short considering other basketball players' heights. And I don't think he wants to dribble his balls on some dude's face.

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HeyThatsMyBike — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:11:03 EDT

@hughman: Tall AND black. So... it's not Bill Walton's kid. Or Larry Bird.

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Priam — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:10:52 EDT

I certainly hope this book doesn't cause any grief in the hallowed halls of Jai Alai.

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flossy — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:10:47 EDT

World B. Free?

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:10:14 EDT

My guesses are: Cherokee Parks, Christian Laettner, J.J. Reddick, Jason Williams, Bobby Hurley or Greg Paulus.

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Sarcastro — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:09:07 EDT

Charles Barkley. Raging homosexual, that one.

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Clarence Rosario — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:08:28 EDT

Manute Bol?

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nozzle — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:07:54 EDT

His prose style is reminiscent of the great Francine Pascal.

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dontchuknow — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:07:16 EDT

Tony Parker! Eva Longoria is such a fag hag.

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hughman — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:07:02 EDT

a tall basketball player? well that narrows it down.

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wanna_are_it — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:06:12 EDT

First of all, that writing is incredibly painful to get through.

But more importantly - Sam Cassell.

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scribbles — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:06:02 EDT

I said it yesterday, I say it again now. Jason Williams.

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j.blo — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:05:03 EDT

Definitely Richard Jefferson, "Nets pro."

Ballhandling skills indeed.

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