<![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @contradicto: @IndianSlipper: Is it so shocking that someone who can't stand another person's principles/behaviour/celebrity/haircut and general appearance would be willing to go to their party/thingy for free? what is this a convent of missteps? i'll go to anyone's party, especially for free, with an open bar ALL NIGHT. Anyone's!!!! Wow.

Kublai Yawn

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> These are the clothes that are left on a clearance rack in a Panama City Beach souvenir shop when they reopen in the Spring.

Smirk

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Only Perez Hilton could make brand new clothes that look like they reek.

jasonelias

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Yeah, all of those clothes look highly flammable. And I don't mean that in the utterly flaming sort of why but in a likely to catch fire near an open flame sort of way. But the utterly flaming pretty much fits too. Especially with those pink nut huggers. I mean, c'mon now.

saralapua

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> I thought Heatherette went out of business?

zaky

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> I, for one, am grateful that PH has his own clothing line and I would wish that every one of his loyal followers would wear them as uniforms.

Why?

Because then it will save lots of time for me. I won't have to wait until their mouths open to know that they are brain-dead.

Meow.

Nunaurbiz

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> "I wasted $20 supporting a fat, catty windbag and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

flossy

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @DorothyMantooth: You are my hero. I watch this damn movie every time its on TV.

"technique technique its in yo fingaaas"

Oface

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @Martita: He had me at "will surely be popular among angry anime girls and flood victims.: Amazing.

OhBilly

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @fiveinchtaint: Thanks! I'm gonna have that stuck in my head for the rest of the day now.
(p.s. I honest-to-goodness have that in my iPod. True story!)

Also, you're welcome, everyone!


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DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Perez got the inspiration when he was vomiting to lose weight. Who actually sets out to look like a fat, tacky pig?

dandles

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @Spirit Fingers: I seriously LOVE "Who's That Girl." But I totally see what you're saying.

RocketRockit

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @Richard: Did you happen to see Clay Aiken's new look? It's the first thing that pops up on Yahoo. Words escape me...

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> "to be sold at upscale Hot Topic stores across the nation"

Since when did Hot Topic open upscale stores?

Oface

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Remember in that woefully awful Madonna movie Who's That Girl when the two gay cops get their guns stuck in wedding cake frosting?

Yeah, so does Perez.

(This should be a euphemism, but sadly it. is. not.)

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Slow. Slow. Quick quick slow.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @Kublai Yawn: But yet, you go to his parties? Do you come to this site to avoid Julia Allison too? LOL

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @Kublai Yawn: So you avoid Perez Hilton, but went to his SXSW party?

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @Kublai Yawn: What can I say? Slow news day.

Richard

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @IndianSlipper: Gangster has another g in it. Idiot.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> I come on this site to avoid Perez Hilton. Not only do your adspaces feature his comments regularly regarding Robyn (who performed at his Austin SXSW party, which totally sucked by the way. not her, but the whole spirit of his party, rather.), but now an alarmingly increasing amount of your posts are devoted to this saggy sack o' shite. Waaaahhhhhh.

Kublai Yawn

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Perez presents Emoo line of clothing. Or is it Eno? My eyes said Eow. Eouch?

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @HeyThatsMyBike: Sanrio on coke-bloat.

TempleDrake

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @Sarcastro: I thought I'd seen this stuff before! It was at a Yale-sponsored senior art exhibit. Veeery controversial.

Seriously though, here's hoping all of his readers purchase this stuff. It'll be like plumage, except rather than indicating who might be the best possible mate, it will indicate the exact opposite.

Malarcus

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Has someone already mentioned . . .?

He looks like Evil John Candy.

relunctant entity

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Looks like the worst of Delia's, Urban Outfitters, and H&M combined.

BobGoulet

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> This is the ultimate effing pyramid scheme. Someone who made others "famous-for-being famous" so that they could have clothing lines and perfumes, now has his own clothing line.

Way to pull yourself up by your own wang!

The Default Attorney

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @fiveinchtaint: The grasshopper, or whathave you, that Helen Hunt wore in that movie still gives me nightmares.

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> He's a "Gossip Ganster". Muscle for the Gayster Disciples. Hollywood Hills Division.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @fiveinchtaint:

Yeah, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun wants its wardrobe back.

whoneedslight

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @contradicto: I was going to say Flight of the Navigator, but all I really remember from that is the pink streak in her hair.

Mary Mouse

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> He's Willy Wonka's little gay brother.

AuntPenny

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @contradicto: I knew that but didn't want to be the one to say it.

Dancing in heaven. I never thought...

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> You had me at "death kitten rainbow."

To paraphrase P. J. O'Rourke, some things truly are better imagined than found on your sweatshirt.

Martita

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @fiveinchtaint: She wore it on Girls Just Want to Have Fun

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> To be sold next to the lighter fluid and Duraflame (TM) Logs.

luciluce666

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @KarenUhOh: Spencer's! Nice.

I think SJP wore that outfit on the left in some movie.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> You, sir, are no Lisa Frank.

EvidenceOfAbsence

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> i believe it is actually "gossip gangstar." please don't ask me how i know this.

trixtrix

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Mr. Hilton,
Please re-veil these.
Thanks.

Sincerely,
My Eyes




MyCubeHas3Sides

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @KarenUhOh: oh. ma. gah.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> i think it's just merchandised wrong. for example, take the fluorescent pink pants with the bright blue shirt, those red and black striped socks and feature that skull journal in your left hand while you sit emotionally on the subway and really, thats a beautiful outfit made by a beautiful man

blogissuchanuglyword

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> It looks like Pete Wentz exploded.

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Alas, I am not surprised.

He is the pinnacle afterall, of subtle, understated, top drawer taste.

I wanna see him model it.

luciluce666

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Richard, this screams "photo contest"! First person to send in or post a pic of a stranger wearing any of these items wins nothing.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Soon to be sold at a mall kiosk by a gum-snapping teenager.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Thankfully, I haven't been in a Hot Topic in about twelve years. I will be able to avoid this trash. Yay!

RocketRockit

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @BullfightsOnAcid: That's IT! Perez Hilton is on Stimutax!

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> I had those hot pink jeans in 1983. Which is where they belong. I know someone who works at Hot Topic and it makes me laugh that she is going to have to shill this shit and possibly even wear it. In other news, I once had the misfortune of working with PH and he was every bit the douche you can imagine. Made even more clearer by this shiteous 'clothing line.'

TurkeyKirby

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Actually, that's exactly what the Manson Family were wearing when they robbed the Spencer Gifts.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Something ain't right here. Actually, nothing at all is right.

TVAddendum

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @Conbon: I've seen a tee that has an iPod, including cord, on it. It's kinda cool.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Perhaps he's too young to really remember the '80s and how horrifying it all was, but that's just not a freaking excuse.

Besides, MTV called; they want all these Martha Quinn wardrobe items back, immediately.

City_Dater

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> WOW. Merchandise so atrocious that even Hot Topic employees will feel embarrassed. That 's quite a feat, P*r*z.

jenndavo

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @CodePink: Ha, I was going to say it looks like Jeff Goldblum got into the teleportation pod from the Fly with a Swatch watch.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Those clothes just kicked my eyes in the gut.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> First, there was peak oil. Then, we started rationing bags of rice. Then we ran out of ironic thrift-store T-shirts, and had to give Perez Hilton his own clothing line.

Dire times, people. Dire times.

EvidenceOfAbsence

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Captain Murphy: It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> "Look at the shit I found in my kid sister's closet."

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Oh, so that's where Walmart got rid of all the chemical-burn flip-flops.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> He's turned irrelevance into celebrity.

GoodGod

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Re: PH's insufferably smug pose with his wares, I think Shelley said it best--"Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair"

disslexic

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @Sarcastro: Ha.

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> The thing I love about PH is that he is devoid of any deeper meaning. No importance can be read into his opinions or anything he says or does. He exists in irrelevance; a product of our age.

Snnnnooooorttttt!!! Ahhhhh.

GoodGod

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @tell Dolly Parton again: The sunglasses or a shirt with sunglasses printed on them?

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> It looks like it's ready for ugly Brooklyn.

Saxon 212

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @Contemptster:
Paula Poundstone's drinking again??

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Butt Trumpet has, prescient as ever, spoken extensively on the inspiration for this line:

I'm only fifteen and I got a gun
Mommy and daddy had better run
I'm only fifteen and I got a gun
Time to go out and shoot a nun
Cold...hard...steel...pink!





flipper baby

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Are those bookcovers for the kiddies, too? And a sticker book? Where's the lunchbox with the huge pink phallic shaped thermos? Gotta have a place to store all that splooge. I notice he doesn't have his fat ass plastered in those electric blue pants, either.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Sigh.

Lonesome_George

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> my eyes!....MY EYES!

edisdead

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> This looks like how getting punched in the balls by Duckie from "Pretty in Pink" feels.

Knucklehead Babylon

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @Conbon: They sell those on St. Mark's Place. They sell replicas of all this shit on St. Mark's Place, actually.

tell Dolly Parton again

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @Contemptster:

Haha

j.blo

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> I can wait for the cologne.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> FUN!

Fuck.

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Little known fact: These garments are an abortifascient.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> This is really going to make Hot Topic look classless.

arguablythemostfamous

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @contradicto: You're right. Can I be the first to call fashion plagiarism? Lisa Frank should be EFFING PISSED right about now.

HeyThatsMyBike

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> This is like shooting gay, fat, insufferable fish in a barrel.

j.blo

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> hipster: You got your emo in my hipster!

emo: You got your hipster in my emo!

tegether: Heeeey....

voicover: Now introducing the Himo clothing line.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> I can totally see Paula Poundstone rocking that second ensemble.

Contempty

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> No Unicorns?!?!?! He is straight!

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Life has been a blank until now.

Lucia Toledo

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> So is that the result of when Hello Kitty barfs and has diarrhea at the same time?

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> 1. he is trying to make neon pink Kanye sunglasses happen. they will/should not.
2. where are the white microsoft paint cocaine/semen spatterings?

EleanorRigby

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Second closeup picture, blue shirt on the left: Are those actual sunglasses hanging from the neck, or are they an image of sunglasses printed onto the shirt? Because if it's the latter, that's kind of awesome.

But the rest of it sucks as obviously as expected.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> @HeyThatsMyBike: It's Lisa Frank finally coming out the closet.

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Some Cambodian was paid two cents to make these and felt obligated to refund his wages.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> SanRio on coke.

HeyThatsMyBike

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Wait. I knew about this a month ago, but I didn't think it'd actually be 'news' when it was announced.

Gayyker

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> No.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Somewhere in the world the 1980's is sitting in a corner, crying and wishing it never existed.

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

crescentia

]]> <![CDATA[Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled]]> Vomitrocious.

PaisleyPajamas

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