<![CDATA[Jim Strzalkowski Simply Must Tell You The Irrelevant News!! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jim Strzalkowski Simply Must Tell You The Irrelevant News!! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jim Strzalkowski Simply Must Tell You The Irrelevant News!!]]> He sounds like he could hire on as a PR man to improve Ronn Torrosiann's public image, by a whispering campaign using a lot of four-letter words.

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Strzalkowski Simply Must Tell You The Irrelevant News!!]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails:
PR is like used car sales and construction subcontracting. There are 100 incompetent hacks for every good one.

The whole spam-as-a-PR-strategy is maddening, though. It actually sucks up more of my workday than Gawker!!!

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Strzalkowski Simply Must Tell You The Irrelevant News!!]]> Awesome.

I got this exact same glorious bullshit in my inbox this morning.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Strzalkowski Simply Must Tell You The Irrelevant News!!]]> Strzalkowski's enthusiasm is infectious. Much like Hilton's herp.

AuntPenny

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Strzalkowski Simply Must Tell You The Irrelevant News!!]]> It's kind of like The Office of PR. I'm not going to lie, I was genuinely entertained (by the memo, not the mash-up).

whoneedslight

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Strzalkowski Simply Must Tell You The Irrelevant News!!]]> What a queso-ball.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Strzalkowski Simply Must Tell You The Irrelevant News!!]]> I am guessing he took Spanish in high school.

MsMuffinMcGuffin

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Strzalkowski Simply Must Tell You The Irrelevant News!!]]> "Do you like him? Like, LIKE him like him? Are you salivating over his mucho caliente looks? Check yes or no!!!!"

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Strzalkowski Simply Must Tell You The Irrelevant News!!]]> @valet_of_the_dolls: Fair enough.

@Astigmatism: Also fair enough.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Strzalkowski Simply Must Tell You The Irrelevant News!!]]> First rule of PR - if they can't pronounce your name, change your name.

I Don't Get It

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Strzalkowski Simply Must Tell You The Irrelevant News!!]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: Why stop there? Professional politics as a whole...

valet_of_the_dolls

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Strzalkowski Simply Must Tell You The Irrelevant News!!]]> Are the girls salivating for him creating this pond? Of which pond does he speak?

Shariahpants

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Strzalkowski Simply Must Tell You The Irrelevant News!!]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: High-level PR?

Astigmatism

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Strzalkowski Simply Must Tell You The Irrelevant News!!]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: Except, of course, the Democratic National Convention.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Strzalkowski Simply Must Tell You The Irrelevant News!!]]> Nothing is as soulless and depressing as low-level PR.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Jim Strzalkowski Simply Must Tell You The Irrelevant News!!]]> Do we need another Perez Hilton? I say YES!

AuntPenny

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