<![CDATA[Presented Without Comment - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> i thought smoking pot was supposed to stop kids from getting so bored that they resort to sociopathic shenanigans?

Meeg

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> That's so Houston.

savaro

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> I love how the article casually mentions that all three boys are home schooled. Because home schooling is the devil!

Kim Gordon's Panties

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> CSI: Gross

Smirk

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> I don't get what the big deal is.

the_coast_guard

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> More pot is smoked per capita in Houston than anywhere else in the state.

(That would have been funnier five hours ago when I first tried to say it.)

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> They asked somebody where they could find a bong.

And the guy answered, "go find a deadhead."

So they did.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> Panama Red
Panama Red
He'll steal your woman
He'll smoke your head

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> Panama Red
Panama Red
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MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> @Conbon: Nope, either a mutant, or his fingers+palm= larger than a cigarette (I'm actually hoping mutant).
@Hez: On most excellent fancy.


valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> @Hez:

Sorry, missed yours. Great minds and all that...

Seeräuber Jenny

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> Alas, poor Yorick! I smoked him, Horatio.

[image.guim.co.uk]

Seeräuber Jenny

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> @valarmorghulis: So the guy who made a cigarette vanish by shoving it into his ear really IS magic?

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> Did the ghost of the deceased help the juvenile ace his SAT?

Claystil

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> Alas, poor Yorick... he got me waaaaaaaasted.

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> @valarmorghulis: LOVE IT.
Also see:
[www.alexgrey.com]

Obviously Not Omniscient

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> i dont believe it.

lowbrown

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> Now THAT'S Goth!

bonniegrrl

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> @Conbon: nah, the internal auditory meatus only carries nerves and would be too small. You might want to plug it though. I did forget about the mastoid foramen, whouch would be plenty big enough and you have two of, so six.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> @valarmorghulis: What about the ears?

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> @Obviously Not Omniscient: It's actually located around three feet south of there, but it totally is where spiritual insight enters the brain.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> @fiveinchtaint: You mean in the pizza parlor?

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> @valarmorghulis: You forgot the valar morghulis, located at the crown chakra, where spiritual insight enters the brain.

Obviously Not Omniscient

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> @Dickdogfood: Have you ever really thought about...I mean...like really thought about...whoa. Hold on.

moff

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> @Conbon: I can only think of four (that could apply), the foramen magnum for the spinal cord, the nasal cavity, and the optic canal. The biggest being the foramen magnum that would probably be where they puckered up to. They most likly used the optic canal as their "bowl" and used the superior orbital fissure to...wow, Human Anatomy really was a useful class.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> @moneyries: A hockey stick?

adropp

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> Has anybody thought of making a BONG out of a BONG?

Dickdogfood

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> @Conbon: I have a macabe picture of the skull being used as a sort of pot censer.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> @Helman: You're welcome! Also, there are really 8. Neckhole. I forgot neckhole. But I suppose at a certain point the mouth isn't really a hole anymore, at least not one adaptable to these purposes. So the mystery continues...

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> @Conbon: Ewww. That made me contemplate what the 7 holes are, which of course let me to the visual image of them inhaling from the head's eye-socket. Thanks for that.

Helman

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> @Conbon: I hope they just filled it with weed and freebased it. Wasteful, but judging by the circumstances I'm not sure they were going for practicality.

arguablythemostfamous

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> This is only slightly darker than the shit that two guys and a girl got into.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> Guess they couldn't get their hands on any salvia.
SEE what happens?

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> @hortense: Bingo.

Obviously Not Omniscient

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> Well. That certainly is something.

Goober_Pea

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> The special effects department at Law and Order is seriously psyched right now.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> the two and a half men cast really needs to cool it

arguablythemostfamous

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> @moneyries: You just raided his garage instead?

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> duuuuuuuuuuuuuude

NobodyLikesMe

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> Gives new meaning to the term "Head shop"

noiseyneighbor

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> I've used apples, soda bottles, milk cartons, tin foil, a golf club, a hockey stick, a ceramic frog yard decoration, and a fish tank. Didn't think about asking ol' grandpa for help.

moneyries

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> No really, a human head has like 7 holes. A bong has two. Also, what stage of decomposition was the head in? Because I think that would matter. I want logistics, dammit.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> @Lewis: HA! Beautiful.

dogisdead

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> HOW?

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> What the hell were they smoking?

moff

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> Later that day, the International Association of Head Shop Merchants (IAHSM) announced a meeting to find a new name.

Lewis

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> Clearly the smoking pot was an after-thought. I mean, who would be able to put in that much labor while already high? I think they did not steal the corpse primarily to smoke, but saw the skeleton and said "Hey, we're already royally fucked if we get caught, so let's have fun with it..."

Not that it's RIGHT, any of it...but still.

dogisdead

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> Yeah, but what they don't mention is that it was Mr. Potato Head they dug up.

Don Is

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> And I wonder that they did after they smoked pot.

rightbrain

]]> <![CDATA[Presented Without Comment]]> Is that even possible?

rightbrain

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