<![CDATA[It's True! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[It's True! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[It's True!]]> The following are my guesses on the repeated thematic elements within Ryan's future published poetry.

-Ryan Adams
-Metal
-Sobriety
-Ryan Adams




ChicagoSaphique

]]> <![CDATA[It's True!]]> @Priam: see, i stopped at the title. ryan adams won't even get that far with me.

debord at work

]]> <![CDATA[It's True!]]> Those tits can't sell books.

Smitros

]]> <![CDATA[It's True!]]> @debord at work:

Ode to a Pay Toilet

Here I sit
so broken hearted
Payed a quarter
and only farted.

Priam

]]> <![CDATA[It's True!]]> anyone can write a book of poetry. the trick is getting people to read it.

debord at work

]]> <![CDATA[It's True!]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails:
Yeah, but metaphorically I'm riding the Cloverfield monster and waving a gigantic sword in the air as I battle King Ghidorah.

i mean, that's how i feel about my morning coffee and cigarette.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[It's True!]]> Whatever, haters. I will buy this book. I will love this book. I will die for this book.

Khrushchev

]]> <![CDATA[It's True!]]> @mitchel_stevens: I inserted a paragraph break.

But, she is dead, metaphorically, at least?

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[It's True!]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails:
wait, Jewel died?

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[It's True!]]> If his poetry is anything like his music I can buy the book and throw away the Ambien prescription.

I Don't Get It

]]> <![CDATA[It's True!]]> Does this mean he's also going to get fake boobs and a nosejob?

Adminitraitor

]]> <![CDATA[It's True!]]> I use "If Jewel can do it" for my every day decisions, such as whether or not to walk around in jeans and a bra, or to sing with Jessica Simpson. I think Adams should walk around in jeans and a bra.

AuntPenny

]]> <![CDATA[It's True!]]> Let's
hope
that in
his book
, Kurt
Loder
doesn't find
any
grammatical
mistakes.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[It's True!]]> @Priam: I guess I should have stopped hanging out with all the theater arts nerds, then.

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[It's True!]]> @kokotaylor:

+ Watch video

Priam

]]> <![CDATA[It's True!]]> @contradicto: I spent mine smoking dope and watching mr. show.

Priam

]]> <![CDATA[It's True!]]> "If Jewel can have bad teeth, I can too."

kokotaylor

]]> <![CDATA[It's True!]]> Laughing at Jewels peoms whilst drinking Boone's Farm is how I spent high school.

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[It's True!]]> Does anyone else notice the physical resemblance to Robert Frost?

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[It's True!]]> Please take this logic on step further, Ryan.

Move to Alaska. Live in your car.

Then fucking freeze to death.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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