<![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> I can understand parents not wanting their kids to play it, it teaches them that bad things are cool (which they are) . A simple solution to making it inaccessible to the kiddos is to NOT BUY IT FOR THEM. Just a thought. GTA 4 is teh alsom, btw.

DigitalVersicolor

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> @luciluce666: This is actually what I was looking for. Should have gone to the next page.

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]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> I love it and think everyone should be forced to play it but I haven't played it either. So I cancel him out. You're welcome.

DonPardoCalrissian

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> What actually happened was his wife caught him killing the hooker in the game to get his money back, but he had to tell her it was for "research purposes."

katekate is squared

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> @ChromiumSwitch: sooo....where have you been??

HamptonShmampton

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> The Parents Television Council also blames the multi-colored ghosts in "Ms. Pacman" for presenting a dangerously un-Christian view of the afterlife.

Knucklehead Babylon

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> GTA 4 is so fucking cool. I'm not a big gamer but I was really impressed. It really works as a compressed, jumbled New York- every couple blocks, you go "Hey, I live near here."

The best part was that shit cars, like SUV's and ambulances, handle really badly, but good ones (like police cars, which you can totally steal, which is like so fucking cool) are awesome.

(OK, I would have posted this on Gizmodo but I can't spell in Binary. Sue me.)

ChromiumSwitch

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> What this world really needs are a few more shrill arbiters.

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> The Parents Television Council writes reviews for Maxim?

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> This parallels their opinions on sexuality.

HamptonShmampton

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> @fiveinchtaint: Would it be disturbing to everyone if I admitted that I really hope you get to kill her?
It's been ages since I've played GTA, so I'm really relishing the random killings aspect of it right now.


DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: Oh damn - I just found the internet cafe the other night. I clicked "date" on one of them but haven't gotten any emails yet. This is supposed to be fantasy, not real life!

@DorothyMantooth: I think my relationship with her is going to take a nasty turn very soon.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> @fiveinchtaint: Funny you should say that - the one time I did call her at 3am, she woke up and yelled at me for calling!

Phyllis Nefler

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> @nyphotog: GTA1 is nothing like the GTA4. Leave that shit alone and start playing this one. Foreal.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> @fiveinchtaint: Weak! Was that before or after the fifth time she "listened" to you?

@TheHonJudgeSmails: That. Is. Awesome.
Guess what I'm doing all weekend long?


DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> I'm trying so hard to finish GTA I. I can't strafe for shit. Are the hookers any better in GTA IV?

nyphotog

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> When Dan Isett plays GTA4, does he do it with a face that says, "EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW! DIRTY! FILTHY!"?

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> @DorothyMantooth: Kiki is a girl you can meet on the internet. She's a lawyer. If you bed her down, she can work with the D.A. and get your wanted level zeroed out.

I'm not kidding. This game rules.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: Brilliant.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> @DorothyMantooth: I brought Michelle to the strip club. It was a non-event, unfortunately.

@Phyllis Nefler: You must be calling her at 3am you crazy night owl.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: Sandy Cohen? Is that you?

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: Have I met her in the strip club already, or is she a special surprise I should be on the lookout for?

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> @BullfightsOnAcid: Or salvia on a scooter. (35X)!

luciluce666

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> I'm still stuck on like, the fourth mission. And Michelle's phone keeps going to voicemail! Maybe I need to drink more.

Phyllis Nefler

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> @DorothyMantooth: It's when some steakhead gets between me and Kiki, the love of my life.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> @CodePink: You haven't lived life until you've gone huffing on a segway.

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> @fiveinchtaint: And judging solely by his monicker, he most certainly does not approve of Floyd's lifestyle.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> I'll give you 10 extra points for taking out cripples!

luciluce666

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: And for blocking the box!
That's gotta be a euphemism for something in GTA4, no?


DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> Dan Isett also thinks Pink Floyd is a person.

fiveinchtaint

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails:I get a gold star for riding my bicycle high.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Moralists Decry Video Game Without Playing It]]> You get points for drunk driving in real life, too.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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