<![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again? - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again? - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @WV.Hillbilly: Besides, what are you so sensitive about? When all is said and done, you're the ones who always get pandered to when it comes time for the elections every four year.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @WV.Hillbilly: Funny, I was only commenting on the quote from that intellectual Pasley who was quoted in the article, who still, despite what Barack Obama says and has written extensively about (one of his books was about his conversion to, um, Christianity, can't quite figure if he's a muslim. That is ignorance. So, is using the word you took such relish in pulling out.

As for me, I play bluegrass and my wife is from Kentucky, so you really don't know dick about me other than what you've chosen to infer from my post, which was directed at the dumbass comments of one man. I stand by everything I've written.

Question: how many times do you pull out the n-word on a yearly basis "to make a point"?





Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> These stereotypes are pretty outdated in most of the state. Take it from a bisexual atheist college-educated WV native who will be voting for Obama (and has all her teeth). For some reason it's always the reddest of necks who wind up speaking for the state in the media.

autodidactic

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> From today's Los Angeles Times:

"The Democratic race now moves to West Virginia," Jay Leno noted the other night. "Today Hillary Clinton claimed she always wanted to be a coal miner, but those dreams were dashed when she was forced to attend Wellesley and Yale."

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @Mediahohoho:
I used the word to make a point.
West Virginians, Appalachians and white southerners are the only minority groups in America that're still OK to stereotype and ridicule.
These type of slurs would never be tolerated about any other group.
People like you are the bigots.

WV.Hillbilly

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @WV.Hillbilly: But at least you're living down to your stereotypes.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @WV.Hillbilly: Or dating outside you immediate families.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @WV.Hillbilly: Or bathing.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @WV.Hillbilly: Or books.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @Mediahohoho:
I guess us dumb fucking hillbilly shitkicker ignorant Klan-belonging fuckheads just don't like elitist smartass niggers.

WV.Hillbilly

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> Guys! GUYS! Relaaaaax!

THIS IS WHY WEST VIRGINIA COMES AT THE *END* OF PRIMARY SEASON.

See?? They don't even matter!

Love,

An "Elitist" Northeastern Jew

redhat_jane

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> I have looked many people in the eye and "Not told them" off.

maxfield1

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> Henry Louis Gates comes from West Virginia, and has written books to prove it.

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> West Virginia can't be all bad.

NPR's "Mountain Stage" comes from West Virginia, and I really like that show.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> Do you know what young girls in West Virginia say when they lose their virginity?

"Oh paw, roll off me now... yer crushin' my cigarette"

scarletmenace

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @Our Lady of the Massacre: If person votes in West Virginia, but no one in the state knows how to count, does the vote get tallied?

LoveHandles

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> As someone who lives in Alabama (and relieved that this story didn't originate from here), I can finally say "Thank God for you, West Virginia."

MissPeacock

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> More importantly, though: is he Black?

nycheartbreaker

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> Don't lump WV in with the south, please. We don't want them either. It's your problem, not ours. They broke away from us to join you in the 1860's.

Priam

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @RyanB: for sure. Also, to be fair to my kin, not every whitey from West Virginia is a certified Class A racist. My step-grandfather (who was the cousin of the ex-wife of my biological grandfather - no incest just sounds dirty) moved the family to Detroit when my dad was 14 and became super active with the Democratic party in inner-city Detroit, which was primarily African-American. I always thought of him as an enlightened Detroiter, but he didn't leave WV til he was over 50, so I guess he qualifies as an enlightened West Virginian. He also played me "Happy Birthday" on his harmonica every year...which is undeniably cool.

kjack

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> "Is he Islamic or is he not?"

"Does West Virginia matter or not?" is the more pertinent question.

Our Lady of the Massacre

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @BalknChain: I thought I'd spell it out. OK, maybe I'm done for the day. I've been too chatty anyway.

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @kjack: Actually, my grandfather (who was African American) was from West Virginia. But his family was pretty crazy too - his dad shot two dogs for having sex in front of his kids.

I think WV scariness is omni-racial

RyanB

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @BalknChain: That's the *last* time I take a hygiene tip from your dear mere. I knew it didn't sound right.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @BalknChain: I don't get it either, so you are not alone.

katekate is squared

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @scroll_lock: Also, things labeled Ty-D-Bowl aren't for "personal" cleansing. This is why you were walking funny, again. Yes, the doc called, it was the blue color gave you away.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @scroll_lock: *snort* hahahaha

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @fileunder: Please pardon my sprained funny bone. I guess you mean 100 as opposed to the maybe 1 there...?
*full disclosure: I'm very tired. Also, you need no excuses as there's nothing wrong :)


BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> When I told my mom that no, Obama is not Muslim, she said, "HE WENT TO A MUSLIM SCHOOL! HOW IS HE NOT MUSLIM?"

To which I responded, "I went to Catholic school, and I am hardly Catholic." She's voting for McCain.

katekate is squared

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @BalknChain: I resent that- I have not missed my monthly scrubbing for the last two months straight. I accept your apology.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> ugh. once again, a bunch of people are making my home state look bad. i'm from new york.

intothelight

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @MostlyHarmless: And no guns on the street, either -- if you go by the WV pawnshop where I got a great deal on a digital camera two years ago. That was the store. One digital camera and an armory.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @BalknChain: No translation necessary!
I hope 'Hundred' becomes 'One Hundred Black Men.' Or maybe that makes absolutely zero sense. I'm sorry. I'm still wet, can I use that as an excuse?

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @fileunder: I'm afraid my sense of humor sustained some translator damage during my Gawker suspension, can you explain your last comment? *sorry, I'm sure it's funny :)*

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @Go Like Hell Machine: SOUTH, dammit.

Go Like Hell Machine

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @famousauthor: I'd gander to say that goes for most states west or north of NY.

Go Like Hell Machine

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @famousauthor:
You forgot Jerry West and That Black Stuff That Burns So That You Can Plug In Your $560 Latte Gizmo.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @famousauthor: Good point...and it has the benefit of clean air and practically no crime

RocketSurgeon

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> There aren't a lot of times that I'm okay with being from Oklahoma, but in comparison with West Virginia, I'm totally alright with it.

Go Like Hell Machine

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> Can we triple Obama's Secret Service protection when he campaigns in West Virginia? Some of the local kinfolk have been known to lynch "Islamics."

MrInBetween

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> Oh, and the one time I've been skiing, it was at Snowshoe and it wasn't half bad.

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @BalknChain: Good god, I hope by next week, it'll be 'One Hundred Black Men', not 'Hundred.'

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> You know that West Virginia used to be part of Virginia, but split off at the beginning of the Civil War so they could support the Union, don't you? And that one of the great American progressive poets, Don West, founded an Appalachian cultural center in Pipestem, West Virginia (look up his poetry). And that Robert Byrd, though an ex-Klansman and King of Pork, was still a firmer and more eloquent critic of the Iraq war than at least two of our would-be presidential candidates (one of them representing New York). Part of the reason that New Yorkers are not always beloved on the other side of the Hudson is reflected in some of these stupid comments.
Just an observation...

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @Botswana Meat Commission FC: My dad lives near Morgantown. It's okay, if you consider the Olive Garden haute cuisine and enjoy spending time in Wal-Mart. But once you go south, you just hear the music from Deliverance coming from the woods....

RocketSurgeon

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @Botswana Meat Commission FC: You're probably right. Rumor down south is that they have wall-to-wall carpeting in Morgantown.

kjack

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @scroll_lock: I need to be a-hoochin' to go a-coochin' on you, doll. You, unfortunately, have not left behind your WV hygiene.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @kjack:
I have family in Morgantown. (We actually have a bar there, which is a nice perk when visiting....)

Southern WV scares me, though. I suspect MoTown is not really much like the rest of the state.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @BalknChain: You've just about lost your WV accent but when you start hitting the hooch it really comes out.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @Mike_Jahn: you're generous

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> West Virginia looks like a gall bladder.

Valerie Flame

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> Initially, I felt compelled to write a comment defending the fine folks of West Virginny as my father is a native (from a miniscule mountain town south of Beckley) and I spent every summer until age 12 playing in the dirt at my great-grandparents shack in the hills (complete with a two seater outhouse). Unfortunately, I couldn't conjure a memory to counter all y'all's negative comments. Instead I just remembered my great uncle asking if we'd allow black kids to swim in our swimming pool back home in Michigan. When we informed him that some of our black friends had swam in the pool he responded "you know they got them diseases, right?" He also beleived that if a hair fell from your head and got stuck in your shirt, it'd take root and grow on your back. He did know some kick-ass card tricks and he could play any musical instrument you handed him. But yeah: ignorant, toothless, banjo-picking, chain-smoking, welfare reciptients. That'd be my family.

kjack

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @Mike_Jahn: Like Iceland, but uglier.

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @BalknChain: Five million people, 15 last names.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> Senator Byrd shot a bald eagle and just wrote a check for the $10,000 fine.

RocketSurgeon

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> West Virginians are People Too.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> West Virginia is for Related Lovers

Come for the Flora, Beware of the Fauna.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @NeverEnough: The whole state's been paved -- Senator Byrd saw to that years ago. The nukes come later.

PandoraSpocks

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @PickleTitsTurner: But it's such a discount-bin for vote buying. Worked for Joe Kennedy back in the day.

RocketSurgeon

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @SW-2: Maybe you thought of it because that's just what the Republicans will do to Obama -- keep calling him a Muslim until everyone in the Charmin States believes it.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> All the WV humor you'll ever need....by West Virginians for West Virginians.

[www.hillbillyholler.com]

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> "I know he's tried to talk about it but he hasn't looked anybody in Wayne in the eye and told them."

Good point. Until George Bush looks me in the eye and tells me he never lied about Iraq or torture or phone taps or energy policy, I'm afraid I can't believe him.

LoveHandles

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @In Other News...: Ha!

Helman

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @Obviously Not Omniscient: Hot.

NeverEnough

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @Dickdogfood: But Kennedy WAS a puppet of the Vatican! Or rather, in that case they got the religion right, at least. Of course Kennedy was also white, so he had that going for him.

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> Obama needs to adopt a 49 state strategy and leave this one out.

PickleTitsTurner

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @BalknChain: No, they're just still scared of the Germans.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @Obviously Not Omniscient: Thanks. I consider it my duty to pull people aside and let them know when they look retarded. How else will they know?

webothlikesoup

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @MostlyHarmless:
Q. Why do ducks fly over West Virginia upside down?
A. There's nothing worth crapping on!

Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
A. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @Dickdogfood: "he kept getting questions like" I mean.

Dickdogfood

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> This really shouldn't surprise me at all, considering that when Kennedy ran for President, he kept questions like IS HE A FUCKING PUPPET OF THE VATICAN OR NOT? all up in his face. Still: horrifying.

Dickdogfood

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @jimbosil: They only ever make the news for coal mine explosions otherwise. But in WV's defense...the Greenbrier is lovely, and the former secret presidential nuke attack bunker there is pretty cool. [www.greenbrier.com]

RocketSurgeon

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> Is the town of Hundred (Hunnerd) the maximum population or combined IQ?

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> I dunno, give them a break, maybe?

This is the first time since slavery that West Virginia is being refered to as a newsworthy place, and they just want their chance to be "looked in the eye" by presidential types and being told all the cool stuff that other people from other states got to be told while "looked in the eye."

Oh wait, this whole primary thing is sort of in the bag now, isn't it? So, they're really not so important after all.

So, fuck 'm...

jimbosil

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> It was in Wheeling, WV, where Joe McCarthy announced he had a list of 205 "known members of the Communist Party" in the US government, which catapulted his career. I'm not sure why I thought of that, but I did.

SW-2

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> If Florida is the penis of the United States of America, West Virginia is its genital wart.

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> West Virginia looks to be the melanoma cut off of Virginia.

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @webothlikesoup: Wow, you proactive genius, you. Well done.

@NeverEnough: In Arkansas, he'd also be your granddad.

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> Mr. Parsley (who USA Today identifies as a county official without mentioning his party affliation but does mention that he's a Christian -- nice "journalism" guys) says that that there Obama feller has "tried to talk about" whether he's a muslim.

Hey Asswipe! He's also written an entire book about it. You know books? Those things you burn when you're making your corn likker?

Dumb fucking hillbilly shitkicker ignorant Klan-belonging fuckhead. Read a fucking book.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @BullfightsOnAcid: What do you call 32 West Virginians in a room? ...a full set of teeth *cymbal crash*

RocketSurgeon

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> The fact that they allow West Virginians to vote at all makes me doubt the viability of the democratic electoral system.

Can't we just divert their attention with a free scrapple & eggs dinner until November?

Uncle Ruckus

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> They have a town that's basically called "Castrated Chicken Bridge."

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @webothlikesoup: How to win friends in one easy step.

That's funny, but I'm sure it just antagonizes the poor, which leads to revolts.

tunamelt

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @NeverEnough: boooooo

I was in West Virginia once. I was told, "We like black people, but they're a little bit different than us."

Shariahpants

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @In Other News...: Please disregard. I meant to say that all news is good news, especially when it is broadcast 24 hours a day.

Shariahpants

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @In Other News...: Ahahahaha! I had the misfortune of going to West Virginia once. As soon as I crossed the state line my skin felt greasy and I was suddenly sexually attracted to my dad.

NeverEnough

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> I just called Bob Pasley's office and informed his assistant (seemed quite nice) that Mr. Obama is a Christian. She told me that she was aware of that. I told her that apparently Mr. Pasley isn't aware of that according to USA Today, so she should definitely let him know. I also encouraged her to tell him to stop talking to the national press because it makes him look stupid.

In case you would like to call Mr. Pasley's office just to make sure he really understands that Obama is a Christian, you can call him at(304) 272-6369.

webothlikesoup

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> Any state whose map features a town named after a castrated chicken deserves John McCain.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @Tammany_Fall: I was just thinking the same exact thing. It is dangerous and terrifying how easily I've fallen back into this abyss of common thought.

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @Shariahpants: "Hey!" said the news media. "Don't ruin our soundbites!"

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @NeverEnough: Don't you know the song?
Country road
Take me home
to the place
I belong!
West Virginia
Mountain mama
We don't want Obama
Country road

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @Tammany_Fall: if obama wants to be president, everyone knows he has to look aquaman in the eye and tell him he's christian, not batman!

allyzay

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @SarahHeartburn: Haaa... I just saw that.

Sistersville would be a good place to try out his speech in defense of civil unions.

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> I'm convinced there is something seriously wrong with our media when the same operations criticize Obama for being Islamic and then report on the fact that he is not and THEN report on people who still thinnk he's Islamic.

Obviously something is wrong when the people doing the reporting are not getting through to the people they report on.

Shariahpants

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @BullfightsOnAcid: Hee!

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @Tammany_Fall: Nope. You'd never find a place called "Flatwoods" there.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @Tammany_Fall: you must be from sisterville

cubacowboy

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @Obviously Not Omniscient: Or perhaps someone dropped eggs on the kitchen floor again.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> The women in West Virginia have great 'Summer' teeth - summer here, summer there.

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @allyzay: I thought he meant Bruce Wayne. You know, like Batman. Who is clearly Muslim. (OK, I'll shut up now.)

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> why does a west virginia politician care about who obama is talking to in wayne, nj anyway?

allyzay

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @Obviously Not Omniscient: Actually, my research suggests it's Staten island.

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> West Virginia should be nuked and paved over. What a fetid shithole.

NeverEnough

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @Tammany_Fall: @Botswana Meat Commission FC:
I thought for sure it was either Colorado or Wyoming.

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> Why, questioning other people's Christianity is just the most Christian thing in the world, isn't it?

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @Botswana Meat Commission FC: Much obliged. Gee, no wonder they're pissed.

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> @Tammany_Fall:
Anbar Province

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> and who is this black jewish pastor i've been seeing on the news? obamas old boyfriend or something?

blogissuchanuglyword

]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> Perhaps Obama should go the Mr. Show route - as in, "Larry Kleist, rapist" - and have a sign holder following him with the word "CHRISTIAN" and a giant arrow pointing down at all times. Do you think the midwest/south would get it then?

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]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> I was absent for fifth grade. What state is that again?

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]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> "Well decorated storefront?" Now they're hinting he's gay?

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]]> <![CDATA[Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again?]]> Sistersville

Nothing to snark on here, folks. Move along.

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