<![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> Just took their test. What's unnerving is that with all the black space around the women's heads, they all kind of look like nuns. So when they say "this person has a partner," they must mean Jesus, right?

Adminitraitor

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> That guy behind her on the beach has bigger breasts than she does, but hers are more attractively packaged. If they were larger, they could sell discount gasoline or foreign cars.

famousauthor

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> @EpponneeRae: omg I was just thinking the SAME THING.

Buzz Killington

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> I have a (perhaps paranoid) suspicion that this whole post is a case of Jack Ketch trying to lure us in for the kill.

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> I wish these pictures of Montag would go away; it is hard to convince people I can't stand her when I have a 14" tent in my pants. No lie.

acridsheep

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> (Pointing at self) This person will be drinking alone tonight with a bag over his head.

Private Hangnail

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This person has a partner

Yeah, Yul Brenner in Westworld.

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Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> @Priam: Snarf.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> You know what makes these faces attractive? What really really does it? THE EYEBROWS. Do not underestimate the power of the brows, to FRAME the face. Would you frame a Picasso in a cardboard frame cut-out of a greasy pizza box? No. The brows. They good.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> Why can't we put our respective genitals in both of their mouths?

Priam

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> The message of the bikini is: Heidi Montag has shed blood for her country, just like her hero, John McCain

disslexic

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> I'm going to print off and cut out these faces and rob banks with them plastered over my own face and the cashiers and cops will be too busy trying to rate my attractiveness and confused about my lack of ears or the black line around my forehead where I didn't concentrate with the scissors enough and I'll run down the road and all the bystanders will either be looking for the wrong person as a long-term partner or a man with a woman's face on top of his flapping in the breeze like an out-take from Silence of the Lambs.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> @Tammany_Fall: Never mind. I've already said too much. As you were.

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> But to be fair, she bought those cans. Plus I think my abs will be just as perfect when I get that 300$ an hour trainer.

SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> Er ... did anyone else see what I saw a few minutes back?

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> Any particular reason he's got a Frankenstein shaped forehead and she doesn't?

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> I would imagine the outcome would be the same for "naturally beautiful" as plastic surgery-enhanced beautiful

businesspearl

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: they're big and fake and her hair is yellow, yes yellow.

@EpponneeRae: horizontal stripes make you look fat so you only want them on the chestal area... heidi knows few things but this is one of them.

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> @sqwodaydc: I was trying to leave that unspoken. Next time I'll speak up.

MattGaymon

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> @shehatesme: How I've missed you! I hope you are well.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> For every Brazilian bikini wax you get, you can add 2 years to your life! There have been studies.

AuntPenny

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> @EpponneeRae: what would make the most sense would be if she was dead.

sqwodaydc

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> I'm screwed.

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> the telegraph fails to mention beautiful people also have higher statistical tendencies to participate in sudden gasoline fights and end their lives prematurely. speaking of prematurely, i don't see how it's relevant to put heidi's picture up as she has had plastic surgery and is not naturally pretty.

sqwodaydc

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> And yet cancer roams free.

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> It would make more sense if her bikini had stripes on the bottom!

MattGaymon

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails:This is why I scan each posting for your comments. Thanks for making my Friday a little better.

shehatesme

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> I don't think the terrorists hate America quite as much now.

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> After looking at these pictures I've decided that not actually having an ENTIRE HEAD is a dealbreaker.

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[Pretty People Live Their Empty Lives Longer]]> I can't see her hair. More importantly, I cannot see her breasts. Therefore, I cannot opine.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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