<![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> Elian Gonzalez Changes Name, Takes Up Singing; Father Puts Him Back in Closet

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> From Behind It Devours

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> "I Am Legend's Daddy!!"

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> His fingers point at his son David, but the only thing they seem to draw my attention to is the freakish smallness of his hands.

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> @TedSez: Because if dad see's those extra six inches while David is looking at a Polaroid of Ryan Seacrest he's gonna be pissed.

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> David Archuleta Feigns Glee After Secretly Hired Sniper Fails To Take Father Out

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> After Escape From Psych Ward, Father Convinced Laser Puppet Strings Will End His Disappointment And Marginalization.

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> A reincarnated Joseph Smith annoints the newest Latter Day Saint.

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> "YES! We can now move THE FUCK outta Murray UT!!!!"

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> @ADismalScience: Sorry! I did not see your comment.

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> Dad the "I'm Paler"

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> Americans practice charades prior to fatal accident at Pamplona.

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> The Beast of burden puppet show.

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> I live vicariously through HIM!

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> By popular demand prop comedian Gallagher is brought in to dispatch losing contestants via Sledge-o-matic.

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> @aeebee: Hah!

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> Willy Wonka Has Got Your Chocolate Factory Right Here, Bitches

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> "Winning lottery ticket...RIGHT HERE!"

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> Mom? Mom? Where are you? Mom?

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> David Archuleta Puts 40 Percent of His Energy Into Singing, 60 Percent Into Willing Himself Never To Grow Six More Inches

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> "Yeah! And if my boss is watching -- SUCK MY BALLS, MR. CHIEVERS! I DO NOT at all feel that is premature to say! Whoooo!"

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> Skipping Joe Jackson's chapter on "Positive Reinforcement" and going directly to "Public Humiliation," Jeff makes case for child emancipation.

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> Living the American Ream

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> "DOES HE LOOK TRAUMATIZED/CONTROLLED/UNHAPPY/WANTING OF LIFE, AIR, OR INDEPENDENCE TO YOU???"

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> Tim Roth Gains Weight, Hat, Becomes Father, Overbearing and Strange, Accompanied by Arm Gesture that Indicates His Son Is Not Number One, But Number 11.

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> @fiveinchtaint: But... But they all have schmucky smiles!

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> Overbearing father answers crowd inquiry about next Democratic Presidential Nominee.

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> Idol Contestant's Touching Family Tale Fosters National Awareness For Monkey Bar Syndrome

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> @Richard: Wow! Multi-tasker, eh?

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> Local Man Experiences Life, Fashion Vicariously Through Traumatized Offspring

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> So, the other microphone is for Dad?

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> "All Your Testosterone Are Belong to Me."

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> "Suck It, Randy!!!"

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> "That's Mah Sperm!! YEEEAAAHHH!!!!"

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> @DorothyMantooth: Ha! Good call.

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> "AIKEN! YEAH, YOU, AIKEN! THIS IS A MAN! THIS RIGHT HERE'S A MAN!!!!1!"

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> @BalknChain: Ha! Perfect.

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> Publicist's advice to "Lose the smile - it makes you look like a schmuck" met with schmucky smile.

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> This Season of "24" Will Be the Breast Ever.

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> The real question: "What the fuck is he hiding underneath that hat???"

Seriously, America wants to know!!!

HowardRoarkLaughed

]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> "Perhaps if I put my pale-ass forearms above my singing son's head, they will tan in the glowing light of his stardom?"

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> @DorothyMantooth: Hah. I just saw him in a play on Saturday. Not so gret, aktully.

Richard

]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> One nice thing about being a total failure is that you needn't worry about your children doing better than you.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> "He wins and the hospital takes off my wrist band"

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> Weezy F. Baby, please say the baby

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> Are we all absolutely certain that this isn't just Lee Tergesen in his Most Challenging Role Yet?

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> "Good Afternoon, Cheboygan! Are you ready to rock gingerly!?!"

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> Sorry I had a clever headline, but the wanting to smack his face thing got in the way.

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> Git R Done!

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> Every time, I see the dad, I just want to smack his face. No matter what happens this kid is going to grow up all kinds of fucked up.

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]]> <![CDATA[Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever]]> Father Brings Aircraft Into Landing On Son's Head.

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