Dov Charney Pacing Madly As Usual - Gawker Comments

Dov Charney Pacing Madly As Usual

skahammer — Tue, 13 May 2008 06:36:23 EDT

@ellagood: Come on, I'm a mutated superhero tragically alienated from my fellow humans due to a stroke of cosmically bad fortune -- not the freaking Salvation Army.

Oh, except -- whoops -- that's one of my powers too: garment recycling.

So please just make sure all items are clean -- folding isn't necessary. If you need a receipt, just see the Human Torch at reception. He'll also validate your parking.

skahammer

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ellagood — Tue, 13 May 2008 01:59:15 EDT

@skahammer: ok, then i'll hand over all these earwarmer/scarf combos to you.

ellagood

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skahammer — Tue, 13 May 2008 01:51:08 EDT

@ellagood: Whoops, sorry -- no, that's me.

Some cosmic-ray-blastees get cool powers like telekinesis -- I get...that. Yeah, it's more embarrassing than anything.

I never should have left the Earth's atmosphere in the first place. My mom was right.

skahammer

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ellagood — Tue, 13 May 2008 01:26:39 EDT

i don't think it's a coincidence that all my AA leggings start ripping at the crouch first.

ellagood

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misterdirk — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:05:29 EDT

Contents of Dov's murse: copy of John Holmes - A Life Measured in Inches; 75 Mexican passports (ruh roh); Home Depot Purchase Order - One (1) pallet, wood paneling, medium stain; VHS of Dirty Mary & Crazy Larry; platinum ben-wa balls; cancelled deposit check for Gulfstream G650; his (glowing) SOUL.

On the phone: Renee Zelwegger and Timbaland, freaking out

misterdirk

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the cajun boy — Mon, 12 May 2008 17:03:05 EDT

now i'm wondering if the dog wasn't what he had in the bag.

the cajun boy

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Yawn — Mon, 12 May 2008 16:16:30 EDT

Douche Charney?

Yawn

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rogadelic — Mon, 12 May 2008 15:32:59 EDT

Sorry I'm late. Where should I masturbate?

rogadelic

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BadUncle — Mon, 12 May 2008 15:24:38 EDT

Espadrilled?

BadUncle

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Private Hangnail — Mon, 12 May 2008 15:24:13 EDT

Either his dealer was out of coke or he's involved in a new lawsuit. Or both.

Private Hangnail

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jenalicious — Mon, 12 May 2008 15:19:43 EDT

@MissCast: do those choices really surprise you?

jenalicious

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MissCast — Mon, 12 May 2008 15:05:08 EDT

Denim man-purse and a Member's Only jacket?

Was he hit on the head and thinks it's 1975?

MissCast

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JudgeFudge — Mon, 12 May 2008 15:00:06 EDT

"What do you mean the price of spandex went up ten cents last week? I don't care if we're in a recesisio- what? Silver lycra too?!! Fuck Me! Okay, okay, get Giorio on the phone, tell him we're giving a green light to the fruit-roll up pants".

JudgeFudge