<![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> wow, and here i was hoping that mr. ella would just hire a whore on the night i go see SATC with my girls.

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> I expect enterprising Craig's List posters will fill the void left by housewives out to see SATC premier. I also expect Gawker to cover it.

oneninesevenfour

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> this movie's gonna be so good.

Bowlactus, Smoker of Worlds

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> @brechtgirl: Ah, I understand. It's kind of comedic, me calling someone out on a thing involving numbers. I messed up counting to eight today. True story.

I used to try the "drink at home" thing, but I found that once we (or I, for that matter) got sauced, money suddenly became "nothin' but a thang" and the damage was worse because I was drunker when I started so I was less cautious in my choice of weapons. Nothing says "Saturday" like "broke and sick." And by "Saturday" I mean "Wednesday," because really, how much sense does it make to have Tequila Tuesday on Friday?

Zorica

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> If Al Qaeda wants to redeem themselves for 9/11 in the eyes of New Yorkers, they'll blow up every theater thats showing the SATC movie.

Buzz Killington

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> @In Other News...: We're going with Woody and Soon-Yi.

HAAAAAAAAAAAA.

(I don't really understand why that's so funny. It just is)

BeRightBack

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> @Zorica: Well I thought a round of drinks meant one each--hence the $30.

But since we're asking, I'm a buy a case and drink at home kinda gal -- drunk on a budget.

brechtgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> @Tammany_Fall: We have maps available. :-)

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]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> @brechtgirl: We call it "Man Math." The resulting convo usually goes something like this:

THRIFTY WIFE
Honey?

NEANDERTHAL HUSBAND/BOYFRIEND
Duh, yeah.

THRIFTY
I found these receipts in your pants.

NEADERTHAL
Yeah.

THRIFTY
Groceries, bus tickets, a week's worth of lunches.

NEANDERTHAL
Yeah.

THRIFTY
So it adds up to exactly 217 dollars and 16 cents.

NEANDERTHAL
Do you have like a calculator or something implanted in your medulla?

THRIFTY
Yes. So, what happened to the other money?

NEANDERTHAL (mumbles)
Errk.

THRIFTY
I gave you $300.

(NEANDERTHAL reaches into his pockets, pulls them inside out. A Jolly Rancher clatters on the floor, fighting with a singular penny for audible dominance.)

THRIFTY
Well?

NEANDERTHAL
Um, I bought an ice cream yesterday. The truck, it played a funny song.

THRIFTY
And?

NEANDERTHAL
I got one of those Wrigleys. The Juicy Fruit, there's really no juice in there you know.

THRIFTY
That's about $2.

NEANDERTHAL
So how much am I short?

THRIFTY
About $81.

NEANDERTHAL (blissfully unaware)
Hmmm.

THRIFTY
Honey, if this keeps happening, no more allowance, okay?

NEANDERTHAL
Errrk. Okay.

THRIFTY
Okay, let's go.

NEANDERTHAL
Uh, where?

THRIFTY
The new Sex And The City movie. I got tickets through Fandango.

NEANDERTHAL
Uh, um...

THRIFTY
We're going with Woody and Soon-Yi.

(NEANDERTHAL takes action that is drastic, plunging a butter knife into his spleen.)

NEANDERTHAL
Oops, can't go.

(THRIFTY puts both hands on waist, cocks head to the side.)

THRIFTY
Oh, silly.

Fin.

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]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> @In Other News...: I love seeing comments like this on the main page, looking at the post they're attached to, and thinking, "How the fuck did they get THERE?"

Tammany_Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> @Mike_Jahn: I miss my copy of Real Men Don't Eat Quiche. Years ago it followed in the footsteps of American manhood and got lost.

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> @VirusWithShoes: Was that you down by River Ness, with the tumbled onyx stone, rousing Nessie from her Loch?

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]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> @VirusWithShoes: ... wipe out an endangered species hunting for lunch ...

Mike_Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> Too bad The Emperor's Club was shut down. This would have been their most profitable night ever.

EleanorRigby

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> @brechtgirl: Drinks $30??? What city you drinkin' in?

The leftover money is the fee they charge for holding your dignity whenever it's revealed that you booked a package with the words "it's not all about sex" in the title and uses Mr. Big as a descriptor of the intended customer.

Zorica

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> @Conbon: Reel mne dont prrofread

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> Real men are that the theater next door watching "Mamma Mia."

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> @BullfightsOnAcid: agreed. Then eat the mushroom statues and take the axe into a performance of the blueman group. Jump up on stage and starting hacking away in a hallucinogenic light and sound spectacular.

An alternative would be to chop down the 30 Rock christmas tree.

SnarkTwain

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> @VirusWithShoes: God I'm so glad I'm not a real man.

Private Hangnail

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> @SnarkTwain: Why spend $400 on a grill when you just buy an axe for $40 go into Central Park, cut up a picnic bench and start a roaring BBQ pit right next to the Alice in Wonderland statues.

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> A real man would just up and leave Genesis and go record his own fucking rocking-ass tracks like Shock the Monkey while his pussy former bandmates recorded dreary, boring shit and formed bullshit side projects like Mike + The Mechanics !!!

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> @BullfightsOnAcid: A real man would buy a nice .45, subway fare, and then climb into the tiger pit at the Bronx Zoo to murder some endangered animals. Another $400 goes to a gas grill for the tiger BBQ, then blow the rest on a good bottle of scotch and a hando in a mid grade strip club.

SnarkTwain

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> @BullfightsOnAcid: YEAH!

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> Real men don't watch movies or stay in hotels - they sit naked at the sides of rivers, smoking tree branches, slamming their balls between rocks while eating raw fish caught by their own ball-slamming hands as their women-folk are out getting girdles or having their toenails waxed by Brazilian accountants. They then journey home atop a grizzly bear, longing for German sausage and some hand-picked potatoes, with their hair still damp from the river and balls still swollen from a day's hard slamming.

VirusWithShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> @brechtgirl: You are totally underestimating the amount spent on drinks at the Four Seasons.

Unless they're only getting one beer to share, but that's kinda gay.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> A real man would take that $2000 buy an 8 Ball, blow the rest at the track and then take out $200 from the ATM to pay for a Thai massage at the end of the night. That's what being a real man is about.

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> so a room runs about $800. Steak Dinner, uhhh let's say $150, drinks: $30, breakfast: $60, DVD: $5. Where does the other $900 come from?

Or am I terribly underestimating?

brechtgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> If I had any vacation time, and three additional tax stimulus checks, that would be a fabulous weekend for my fellow gays and I

Matt415

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> @BeRightBack: I KNEW the press release was missing something. Leslie Lefkowitz, you finicky flack, you!

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]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> @jackvinyl: Or, we can just visit Fleshbot. At our own computers in separate, locked rooms, of course.

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]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> exemplary of the city's style,
elegance, legendary service and culinary sophistication.

This place is elegant, brah. Up high. Hand off my thigh. Okay, leave it.

Multiphasic

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> @jackvinyl: When they started to include happy endings.

BeRightBack

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> Real men already own Rambo, Die Hard, and Full Metal Jacket, and don't allow their women spend money. Pussies.

CaptainFantastic

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> "Dick flicks... for you and your buddy"

Since when does that cost $2000?

jackvinyl

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> @flossy: Details. Ugh. Sorry, got caught up in the heat of the moment.

flossy

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> But if, ahem, "straight" guys don't watch the SATC movie, how will they form ridiculous and wholly inaccurate notions of how women behave?

Private Hangnail

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> "mantertainment". Thank you, Richard.

MissBehavior

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> Yeah, bro. Show me those full package deatils. Mmm. Just like that.

flossy

]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> Well, I was going to go bowling, but fuck it.

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]]> <![CDATA[Fancy Hotel Lets Men Pamper Themselves While Wives Off at <i>Sex and the City</i> Movie]]> Free testosterone shots to help prove you're men at the door.

CodePink

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