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TMZ Helps Gangsters Identify Next Target

Final — Thu, 15 May 2008 01:19:58 EDT

Have you ever seen a fist this big?
Where is Chris Tucker when you need him? He has one line, and one line only and isn't over unconscious Suge to deliver the goods? Cuz you got knocked the fuck out, man!

Better question, When did Suge Knight get out of jail and is his being at a club, late on a Sat. night violate his parole?

Final

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cosmiclove — Tue, 13 May 2008 20:15:36 EDT

TKO. Dat was some bomb ass weed.

cosmiclove

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famousauthor — Tue, 13 May 2008 09:40:39 EDT

I understand that every time some disaster happens, like the Minnesota bridge collapse or the falling ceiling from Boston's Big Dig tunnel, someone asks "Why couldn't it have been Suge Knight?"
Now that it's happened to him, I hear that a lot of people are asking "Why couldn't it have been Mother Teresa?"

famousauthor

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Buzz Killington — Tue, 13 May 2008 09:03:36 EDT

This is the greatest thing ive ever seen. If anyone needed to get knocked the fuck out its this dude.

Buzz Killington

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YourGoldKeith — Tue, 13 May 2008 08:21:19 EDT

Nice shirt, Suge, diggin' the yellow...

YourGoldKeith

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In Other News... — Tue, 13 May 2008 01:49:08 EDT

@ellagood: Realizing that in this dude's case, it's not TMZ, it's TMI.

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ellagood — Tue, 13 May 2008 00:49:56 EDT

is that bad news brown?

ellagood

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VoxPopuli — Mon, 12 May 2008 23:13:32 EDT

@ian spiegelman: I'm also going to blame you for my failure to embed the video correctly. No reason.

VoxPopuli

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VoxPopuli — Mon, 12 May 2008 23:12:07 EDT

@ian spiegelman: Oh you and your obscure references that send me looking for old video clips!

[video.google.com]

VoxPopuli

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rosaluxembourgeoise — Mon, 12 May 2008 22:57:40 EDT

It was me.

I didn't mean it.

I gesticulate. A lot.

It's a cultural thing. Sorry.

rosaluxembourgeoise

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cosmiclove — Mon, 12 May 2008 22:42:01 EDT

Suge,

Now you know. I'm the sole MVP.

Sincerely,

Barack "The Senator" Obama

cosmiclove

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Theda_Bara — Mon, 12 May 2008 22:18:06 EDT

@MisterLincoln: Hillz, bitch, you bettah back the fuck on up or I'ma get all up in yo shit. Whatchoo got against Suge? What he done to you, ho? Take dat shit back befoe I smack dat ass.

Sheeet, bitch, you ain't gettin' this vote.

Sincerely,
John Edwards

Theda_Bara

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MisterLincoln — Mon, 12 May 2008 22:03:21 EDT

Suge, I kicked yo' ass and once and I'll do it again. And by the way, yo' mama. That's right, yo mama. Watchu' gonna' do, bitch?

Sincerely,
Hillary Clinton

MisterLincoln

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In Other News... — Mon, 12 May 2008 22:02:55 EDT

@ian spiegelman:

"I could only succeed you, sir."

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ian spiegelman — Mon, 12 May 2008 21:40:35 EDT

@the supergoddess: I like you... Do not taunt Suge? And do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

ian spiegelman

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ian spiegelman — Mon, 12 May 2008 21:36:59 EDT

@In Other News...: You challenge my nerdness at every step!!!

ian spiegelman

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In Other News... — Mon, 12 May 2008 21:34:58 EDT

@the supergoddess: He's not in a lemon square kinda mood.

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In Other News... — Mon, 12 May 2008 21:33:33 EDT

@ian spiegelman:

Dude, Botany Bay wasn't a shuttle, come ON!!! Kidding.

"Everyone, remember where we parked."

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ian spiegelman — Mon, 12 May 2008 21:29:19 EDT

@CaptainHangNail: "No one can hear you scream" is Alien. But "Botany Bay" is what Chekov says just before Kaaahn captures him... the name of the shuttle they banished him and his followers in. Sheesh!

ian spiegelman

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cosmiclove — Mon, 12 May 2008 20:51:39 EDT

@adropp: OMFG. I was transfixed by how the witness protection program changed 2Pac's face.

cosmiclove

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adropp — Mon, 12 May 2008 20:41:34 EDT

@the supergoddess: Don't bait him, I bet he doesn't do snark.

adropp

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famousauthor — Mon, 12 May 2008 20:40:49 EDT

Has anything like that ever happened to Pat Boone?

famousauthor

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the supergoddess — Mon, 12 May 2008 20:38:23 EDT

@the supergoddess: how about a nice lemon square? homemade!

the supergoddess

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the supergoddess — Mon, 12 May 2008 20:37:35 EDT

suge! welcome to gawker, we're all big fans. here, have some bourbon!

the supergoddess

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adropp — Mon, 12 May 2008 20:36:37 EDT

Uhmm don't you know Gossip girl is on?

adropp

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Private Hangnail — Mon, 12 May 2008 20:24:50 EDT

@ian spiegelman: Isn't that Alien? Because I distinctly remember being able to hear Kirk scream "Khan!" several times whilst trapped in the Genesis Cave...

Private Hangnail

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cosmiclove — Mon, 12 May 2008 20:08:53 EDT

Is that you 2Pac? You look different, yo.

cosmiclove

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ian spiegelman — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:57:39 EDT

@CaptainHangNail: And no one can hear you scream.

ian spiegelman

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Private Hangnail — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:55:50 EDT

@In Other News...: @ian spiegelman: Ah, Hamilton, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold... IN SPACE.

Private Hangnail

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Hamud Ibn Hamud — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:39:19 EDT

A very knowledgeable source of mine states that the "guy who did the knocking" was actually Elizabeth Smart, the Utah girl who in 2002 was kidnapped and held captive for nine months by a deranged handyman.

Word on the street is that Compton has been "talkin' shit" about Salt Lake City for years.

Since Elizabeth seems to have an uncanny knack for disappearing without a trace for months at a time, chances are she'll be able to avoid Suge's wrath until cooler heads prevail.

Hamud Ibn Hamud

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ian spiegelman — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:36:23 EDT

@In Other News...: "Botany Bay. Botany Bay!? Oh no..."

ian spiegelman

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In Other News... — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:31:46 EDT

@ian spiegelman:

[www.space-debris.com]

"He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him. I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up!"

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In Other News... — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:27:44 EDT

"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' FELLERS, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', SUPER CUTS MAN? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."

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ian spiegelman — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:14:41 EDT

Mr. Knight,

I don't know who Hamilton is. Or anyone else here, for that matter. In fact, where am I? What is this place and how did I get here?

ian spiegelman

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Pope John Peeps II — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:13:23 EDT

And yet CEO Dov Charney's masturbatory ways are still far more damaging to HIS company's stock price than CEO Suge Knight's rep.

Pope John Peeps II

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BalknChain — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:00:45 EDT

lay on playa

BalknChain

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In Other News... — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:00:01 EDT

Judging by the third photo, the female passerby also peed on Suge. Dayum!

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gherkin — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:57:11 EDT

Suspect is hatless! repeat, hatless!

gherkin

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adropp — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:55:28 EDT

Holy crap, dude better get the heck out of the country.

adropp

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Flashman — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:50:10 EDT

The Suge ain't working

Flashman

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durusman — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:41:51 EDT

Buying A Shuge Knight CD: $15:00
Attending A Shuge Knight Concert: $125.00
Seeing Shuge Knight Knocked Out: Priceless

durusman

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cosmiclove — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:36:27 EDT

Death Row, baby!

cosmiclove

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Silverbackne — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:26:32 EDT

That, friends, is "knocked the fuck out."

Silverbackne

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MartyPants — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:24:11 EDT

Suge down? All I see are an ashy elbow, and a girl who can't seem to put down her phone at a time like this.

MartyPants

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cosmiclove — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:13:41 EDT

Shznit! Homey needs to start running like a kenyan.

cosmiclove

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richardmarxhatesmyhair — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:12:30 EDT

I see dead people.

richardmarxhatesmyhair

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dango — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:09:22 EDT

That is one filthy sidewalk.

dango

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Dave J. — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:08:18 EDT

I'm curious about the phrase "next target" in the headline, as that would suggest that Suge has had a target in the past, and we all know that certainly isn't true.

Dave J.