"Stairs? I Should Never Have Given My Sherpa The Day Off." - Gawker Comments

"Stairs? I Should Never Have Given My Sherpa The Day Off."

unclevanya — Wed, 14 May 2008 22:54:23 EDT

Pete Doherty Breakfasts at Tiffany's In Cognito

unclevanya

"Stairs? I Should Never Have Given My Sherpa The Day Off."

intothelight — Wed, 14 May 2008 21:00:02 EDT

gates of hell re-open; first denizen arrives.

intothelight

"Stairs? I Should Never Have Given My Sherpa The Day Off."

TedSez — Tue, 13 May 2008 12:40:48 EDT

"Ha! I totes just burned you off, Mr. Grape! Now, just 442 more steps to get rid of Mr. Carrot!"

TedSez

"Stairs? I Should Never Have Given My Sherpa The Day Off."

petitemaoiste — Tue, 13 May 2008 12:18:12 EDT

Anna Wintour Smiles for the First Time in 30 Years: Vibrating Blackberry Alleged to be Cause

New Wax Figure at Mme. Tussaud's! Anna Wintour

Anna Wintour Prepares to Shoot Plastic Surgeon That Ruined Her Face

petitemaoiste

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hypocriteoath — Tue, 13 May 2008 11:48:48 EDT

In Soviet Russia, Iphone has YOU!

hypocriteoath

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MisterHippity — Tue, 13 May 2008 11:19:27 EDT

Anna Wintour Uses The Patented PockeTaser™ To Atone For Her Fashion Sins

MisterHippity

"Stairs? I Should Never Have Given My Sherpa The Day Off."

MrInBetween — Tue, 13 May 2008 11:05:13 EDT

"SqueaksqueaksqueakSQUEEEEEAK! Hear that? My artificial hip is playing Beethoven's Fifth!"

MrInBetween

"Stairs? I Should Never Have Given My Sherpa The Day Off."

Rosie4Prez — Tue, 13 May 2008 10:53:02 EDT

@Rosie4Prez: An absolutely true story - nearly every evening around 6PM - if the Queen has an event obligation.

Rosie4Prez

"Stairs? I Should Never Have Given My Sherpa The Day Off."

Rosie4Prez — Tue, 13 May 2008 10:50:13 EDT

Anna: Ashley, run and fetch me that fabulous white trench in the fashion closet!

Ashley: Yes, Ms. Wintour, right away.

Anna: There, there. Perfect. Ashley, help me tie this thing would you?

Ashley: Looks great!

Anna: That's all.

Ashley: (mumbling, scurrying to exit) Fucking bitch! Nice white trench and yellow teeth combo... soooo Vogue. Die Bitch.

Anna: What was that, Angie?

Ashley: Nothing, Ms. Wintour. You look fantastic. (shuffling feet). It's Ashley you bob-headed gremlin.

Rosie4Prez

"Stairs? I Should Never Have Given My Sherpa The Day Off."

SidAndFinancy — Tue, 13 May 2008 10:48:27 EDT

Ted Danson (Partially Obscured), Rhea Perlman Arrive at Cheers Reunion

SidAndFinancy

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slimceagirl — Tue, 13 May 2008 10:35:49 EDT

Is that a match under her foot?

slimceagirl

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accomodatingasian — Tue, 13 May 2008 10:29:08 EDT

Crazy old lady WILL mace you, motherfucker. Freeze!

accomodatingasian

"Stairs? I Should Never Have Given My Sherpa The Day Off."

miss_msry — Tue, 13 May 2008 10:20:34 EDT

The Wintour of our discontent needs a new nose job.

miss_msry

"Stairs? I Should Never Have Given My Sherpa The Day Off."

jim_rock — Tue, 13 May 2008 10:10:00 EDT

Ahh the "Calvin's Mom" haircut is back.

jim_rock

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richardmarxhatesmyhair — Tue, 13 May 2008 10:05:15 EDT

Emo Phillips In Drag.

richardmarxhatesmyhair

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In Other News... — Tue, 13 May 2008 10:02:39 EDT

"My Assistant Is Wearing A Skinny Tie; These Pavers Are Faded. I Am Not Amused."

In Other News...

"Stairs? I Should Never Have Given My Sherpa The Day Off."

In Other News... — Tue, 13 May 2008 10:01:23 EDT

@homobot v3.0: Hah! "DEEK!"

In Other News...

"Stairs? I Should Never Have Given My Sherpa The Day Off."

In Other News... — Tue, 13 May 2008 10:00:49 EDT

In This Photo, All Masonry

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homobot v3.0 — Tue, 13 May 2008 09:59:41 EDT

Go-Go-Gadget Hip!

homobot v3.0

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acridsheep — Tue, 13 May 2008 09:59:18 EDT

Just before the murder of another paparazzi member, Wintour flashed this signal to her nearby gang, the Voguettes.

acridsheep

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BalknChain — Tue, 13 May 2008 09:56:43 EDT

Does this wintry white coat make me look like a supremely bitchy fashion mag editoresse that horrid movies are made about where I scream at lil country bumpkins who dare to try and be my assistants or more like a Disney puppy-killer?

BalknChain

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slimceagirl — Tue, 13 May 2008 09:53:20 EDT

Playing innocent after last circulated photo displayed her flicking off someone.

slimceagirl

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Dickdogfood — Tue, 13 May 2008 09:50:48 EDT

"I trust that I will knock you out with my legs but kill you with my eyes."

Dickdogfood

"Stairs? I Should Never Have Given My Sherpa The Day Off."

JudgeFudge — Tue, 13 May 2008 09:49:37 EDT

Lionel, have these stairs replaced with an escalator by the time I have to walk down them again.

JudgeFudge