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<![CDATA[Clubs Overrun With Angry Midgets - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Clubs Overrun With Angry Midgets - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Clubs Overrun With Angry Midgets]]> @icallthebigonebitey:
Real. There used to be a weekly party called "Runt" held at Nowhere Bar, for vertically challenged 'mos and admirers. It was hosted by none other than Stephen Merritt of The Magnetic Fields. Don't think its around anymore though.

Astroblack

]]> <![CDATA[Clubs Overrun With Angry Midgets]]> On my first visit to NY back in 2005, a local told me there's a gay bar somewhere in the Village that caters to "men under 5'6" and their admirers". Being 5'5" myself I was most intrigued, but then wondered if the person was just pulling my (stubby) leg. New Yorkers, I ask you: urban legend or real place?

icallthebigonebitey

]]> <![CDATA[Clubs Overrun With Angry Midgets]]> I don't think they're referencing actual little people. Just men of the 5' 4" variety. My ex was the sort who would get into pointless arguements about various pop culture factoids at a party. . . then google the shit afterward and send out a mass email all like, "In your face drunk bitch who tried to say that Dylan wrote the lyrics to House of the Rising Sun. . . as you can see, it's a folk song - authorship unknown."

Also, I'm pretty sure there's a special hell reserved for people who toss "midgets" onto walls made of velcro. Assholes.

]]> <![CDATA[Clubs Overrun With Angry Midgets]]> @hypocriteoath: yeah, I forgot Sweaty..Ugly, Cobby, Nosy..

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Clubs Overrun With Angry Midgets]]> @BalknChain: it's easy to do when you're short, haven't been to bed in 3 days and can't stop sweating.

]]> <![CDATA[Clubs Overrun With Angry Midgets]]> Stumpy, Shorty, Bitchy, Twiggy..

]]> <![CDATA[Clubs Overrun With Angry Midgets]]> @BalknChain: Clumpy, Shady, Cock,..

]]> <![CDATA[Clubs Overrun With Angry Midgets]]> @BalknChain: no Wheezy..

]]> <![CDATA[Clubs Overrun With Angry Midgets]]> @hypocriteoath: I get them all mixed up, Frumpy, Snorty, Slutty, Breezy..

]]> <![CDATA[Clubs Overrun With Angry Midgets]]> @BalknChain: aren't sneezey and Cokey the same one?

]]> <![CDATA[Clubs Overrun With Angry Midgets]]> They're not angry, they're Grumpy...and Sneezy, Cokey, Vengeful, Spock, Slappy, Fatty, Roidy..?

]]> <![CDATA[Clubs Overrun With Angry Midgets]]> now if only someone would do something about the bearded ladies.

]]> <![CDATA[Clubs Overrun With Angry Midgets]]> I thought I'd sat on one once. But no. It was just the Taco Bell.

]]> <![CDATA[Clubs Overrun With Angry Midgets]]> @EnviousJuno: Really? I haven't seen it so I don't know- but I'm willing to consider all contenders for the title.

]]> <![CDATA[Clubs Overrun With Angry Midgets]]> Can't you just pick them up and throw them if they get out of line? Preferably into a wall made out of velcro?

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Clubs Overrun With Angry Midgets]]> Clubs are always overrun with midgets, just in a spiritual rather than a physical sense.

]]> <![CDATA[Clubs Overrun With Angry Midgets]]> @scroll_lock: Nope. Tony Cox in Bad Santa. Angry and pussy-whipped.

EnviousJuno

]]> <![CDATA[Clubs Overrun With Angry Midgets]]> The best angry midget was the character in the Will Ferrell movie Elf. He was everything you want in a pissy, confrontational midget and more.

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